hot item: awesome wolf t-shirt
Yesterday, one of my producers talked to me about some wolf t-shirt that he and three other people from G4 are buying. And why are they buying it? Because the reviews on Amazon were so hilarious they bought one each.
Well, I wake up this morning to a news story about said wolf t-shirt sales going up 2300%!!! And the reason in the increase in sales? The awesomely ironic reviews!
Here are a few of the reviews:
“Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women” but “cannot see wolves with arms crossed”.
“When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me! Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt,”
“the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength… and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city”.
Click HERE to purchase the shirt for as low as $8 bucks!
I should have bought a ton of those when they were on sale at Bargain Harold’s when I was growing up in Nova Scotia. They were only $2 back then … in the 1980s.
Consider this shirt bought! I only wish I could go back in time and order it so I could have gotten it yesterday! Hum Around chicks, here I come!
will Olivia Munn be attracted to it,if so i’ll by ten
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY………..K……..SAYS………THE WAY OF THE LIZARD………IS THE WAY………TO GO………!!!!!!!!!…………OOOOOOOOOOO………..K
this has to be a 4chan raid
Can anyone say 1991 fashion?
I’ve got several of these shirts and it’s true, the shirt enlarges that certain part of a man’s body. And hell no, I’m not embarrassed to say this.
I will only buy if this shirt makes my cock bigger and gives me superhero powers.
I bet its some kind of Twilight thing.
Hey there. LMAO Love the reviews! Great to see people still have a sense of humor. Later.
LMAO! The customer pics are awesome!! Even Barack Obama is wearing this shirt!
These are gut busting funny. I actually tweeted about this yesterday! I wonder if G4 got them from my tweets.
I love who the the “People Who Bought This Also Bought:” category has the book “Make Your Penis Larger”.
Sad correlation there.
Oh well.
It should be at my house in 3-5 business days
lol, any word if this shirt protects you from the future robot invasion and enlarge my penis too??
They increased the price…hehehe. Clever, Amazon, very clever…
I remember my first Wolf shirt. It was a cold night and I came home to change into some relaxing clothing… everything was in the wash.. except…. The Wolf Shirt… I had no choice.. ether stay in my sweaty work clothes or turn to the Shirt of Wolfs howling to the moon….when I put on it turned out to be the best loneliest nights of my life.. I remember I avoiding all human contact.. and all phone calls.. I became so addicted to wolf shit I hand to go to Wolf shirt addicted wearers anonymous. Long story short, I had to burn the wolf short if I was ever going to rid myself of this virginity. RK
my uncle has that shirt..he bought it from my little cousin who was selling tshirts as fundraiser for his trip to the boston museum of science!he paid 23.99 for it and he bought a homemade sand cadle for 12.50..every time i think about it i laugh…children can get adults to buy anything @ any price its amazing
If your G4 brosephs were real manly men, they would brave the terrors of a local flea market and pick that shit up there! Scary places, those flea markets.
Someone posted this sometime yesterday.
“After buying this shirt and wearing it around town. I get more tail than Kevin Periera!”
LOL!!!
Hahaha I bought my brother this shirt 3 months ago
He hasn’t been laid since Hahaha
I SO knew 19 women that had this exact shirt….
ALL lived in trailer parks.
ALL had sweet, feathered hair.
ALL named “Bonnie”.
Hard to believe such awesomeness can be retained in just one shirt.
Man, this shirt rocks! I think if I wear it in my next ninja warrior challenge video I’ll win for sure!
i have a closet full, the ladies love it.
I was caught in a never ending web of hilarious reviews before this one made me snort pepsi out of my nose.
D. Barnes says:
Cautionary note: Do not stand near a dream catcher or place the wolves shirt next to a dream catcher as a black hole of coolness may be opened in the space time continuum. This includes placing the wolves shirt next to your dream catcher shirt in your closet. Don’t even ask me how I know this to be true.
How ironic the sale of wolf shirts go up that high when I’m almost done writing my book entitled “Werewolves get hangovers too…” It is a pretty badass shirt though. If only they would have incorporated an Indian Chief’s head some where on there…
I remember back in the day when I had a T-shirt with one wolf and the moon. It was cool and it brought in the ladies. Now this three wolf bull shit is going to hamper my mojo.
i dont understand why you would buy the shirt just cuz people put funny reviews for it but o well. I would just laugh then move on to something else.
I’m gonna wear this to the next OMFG in LA. lol.
do OMFG meetups happen still? I haven’t gotten a notification since the original NY one.
That’s freaking hilarious.
This is funny, but a pretty old internet meme. I’ve been sent links to that shirt and its reviews for years now.
I will buy mine right now.
Oh and the OMFG is now a registered LA gang, not even joking haha.
it feels like every review is written by will ferrell
uhh……oookkkaayyy………
That’s almost the perfect shirt. Just needs chihuahuas instead of wolves, and slightly shorter sleeves.
Cant stop reading…
Third review you posted sold me. This shirt will make anyone 1337.
This shirt is pretty epic but I have a turquoise one that has an eagle and a wolf on it!
I’m currently designing a shirt to compete with this masterpiece.
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It has four wolves on it.
nice try, Magoo, but you’ll never top my creation!
I will. YOUR CREATION with FOUR WOLVES! (and a $7.99 price)
Holy sh*t, that is hilarious! That, plus the zubaz pants and the badonkadonk tank…who knew Amazon was so funny?
I might have to rock this look at comiccon, screw the boba fett costume.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You guy’s should do AOTS where everybody in the studio is wearing that shirt and you and Kevin can go back and forth with your crazy funny ass puns!!!
wow, this is funny, But you have to admit its awesome
2300%?! Jeez! That’s a crazy huge jump. But the shirt IS epic!
lol
I’d rather have a shirt with a bunch of owls hooting at the moon. Hoot Hoot.
Internet fame boosting a T-Shirt’s sales?….awesome
I want one. Not really…… Maybe…………… No not really…………….I’ll think about.
hahaha! Olivia, you HAVE to host one episode rocking that t-shirt! lmfao.
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LMAO! Howling at the Munn! Nice work Dave-O!
HAHAHAHA
Now THAT’S a shirt I could wear with pride!! (I’d still only pay $8, tho…)
That is sweet! Nice work man
Lesson in economics. People buy stupid things in bunches.