Top line, yours truly boxed between a fish and some flowers... Dreams do come true.

You know… for my white collar, power executive, Fortune 500, buy-sell-buy-sell fans…  All 2 of you.

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There are two of you, right?

Click HERE to read the full article.

Reading my 944 cover while learning how to poop in a pot? ….. Yeah, a little weird, I gotta say.
But I appreciate the support… yay?

At the first signing for my book, I was brought to tears (and did the ugly cry… it was ug-ly) when I was presented with a birthday gift that was so unbelievably generous and thoughtful: a pygmy elephant was adopted in my name and will now live out a wonderful, safe life. Click HERE to learn more about the World Wildlife Organization.

And then, at another signing, I was given the rest of my birthday gift. It was a puzzle that once I put it together, would give me a code to unlock a box of awesomeness (see picture above… with puzzle… and box.. yeah, I probably just pointed out the obvious……).

Unfortunately it took me forever to put the puzzle together because it was 550 PIECES!!! And I’ve been working nonstop lately on my new NBC Comedy, Perfect Couples that I had to reach out for help from friends to put it together.

The best part? Halfway through solving the puzzle, I looked at the picture on the box and realized the fucking code to the box of awesomeness was already on the picture on the box of the puzzle!!! I didn’t have to solve the puzzle at all. BUT, you guys went through putting this all together, so I’m going to play by the rules…

And I was rewarded… With a box of awesomeness that included stationary made from real elephant poo. Yes. Yes, it was awesome.

Thank you for such a thoughtful gift (sorry not everyone could come for dessert.. but I’m happy I got to hang with 16 of you!! Click HERE to see our big dessert date night!)

But, more than that… Thank you to all the fans everywhere.

I’ve always known how lucky I am to have such support. You can’t tell people who to like. And I’m so fortunate that you get me, my sense of humor and have believed in me this whole time. I’m going after dreams now that I never thought I was allowed to dream. And it’s ALL because of you.

Not a day goes by where I don’t stop to think of what you’ve done for me…

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you… from the bottom of my cold Asian heart.

Thank you so so so so so much for making my first book Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, a NY Times and LA Times Best Selling Book!!!

I loved meeting all of you on the book tour and wish I could’ve hit more cities to say hi and thank you in person. I’ve been pretty swamped with work, so I hope you all understand why I’ve been MIA lately.

You all have been so supportive and wonderful and helped me see some of my dreams come true…. so BIG HUGS and thank you times infinity for each and every one of you!!!!

Right before the book came out, I put out this contest. Just wanted to let you know I’m going to look through all the videos soon (contest deadline has long passed). Just waiting until I have the right amount of time to properly watch them and find the winner.

So, just wanted to let you know, I haven’t forgotten.

Oh, and btw… rainbows are fun!

Kthxbye!!!

Check out yours truly and Zac Efron, Dakota Fanning, Kristen Bell, Vanessa Hudgens, Andrew Garfield, Zachary Levi, Donald Faison, Jon Heder, Logan Lerman, Naya Rivera, Sofia Vassilieva, Clark Duke, William Moseley, Aubrey Plaza and Aaron Yoo as we all Stand Up To Cancer.

It’s Up2 all of us to change the odds of getting cancer in our lifetimes.

“My whole life I learned to sweep things under the rug: What you feel inside is not what you say on the outside,” Munn says over breakfast. “Now, I’m brutally honest to a fault.”

Pick up today’s LA Times (Saturday, July 24) to read the full story.

Click HERE to read some online…

And other recent interviews:

Washington Post

Wall Street Journal

Wall Street Journal Speakeasy

Vanity Fair

NY Post

As a special thanks to 20 (16 could make it here) super duper amazing fans who have always gone above and beyond to support me, I made a reservation and set up OMFG Dessert Time at the hotel for all of us before I had to head out.

Thank you thank you thank you for all your support!!! After I left, I really hope you finished up all the desserts and then sang Christian Pop music together by a bonfire.

xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxox

It is my absolute favorite event of the year… Next to the Academy Awards.. Hopefully this year I’ll get my overdue nomination for my stirring and powerful documentary “Olivia Lost: A brave woman’s search for the meaning of life while the same heroic woman searches for the perfect corndog at Comic-Con and then when she can’t find said ‘perfect corndog’ searches for the meaning of a life without a perfect Comic-Con corndog”.

I’ll be all over the place this weekend and if you see me please say hi, even if it’s a passing shout and glance at one another. And please accept my apologies now if I don’t have time to chat… I’m trying to make all my appointments and I’m being ushered around.. But, virtual HIGH-FIVES right now in advance!!

Here’s my signing/fan-time-fun-time schedule just so you know where to bring the corndogs. he he

Thursday, 8pm: Special OMFG meetup for select group… You know who you are and you’ll be getting the details soon.

Friday, 1230 to 2pm: Signing at Attack of the Show booth on the show floor. Bring a book for me to sign if you can’t make it to the signings.

Friday, 3 to 5pm: Attack of the Show signing in signing area (AA#2).

Friday, 5 to 7pm: Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek book signing in Sails Pavilion on the main floor. (specific details soon)

Saturday, 12 to 4pm: Attack of the Show LIVE from Comic-Con floor (G4TV). During commercial breaks I’ll make sure to say hi and take pics if you want.

Saturday, 5pm: Attack of the Show panel in Hilton Indigo Room.

Saturday, 8 to 10pm: Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek book signing at Borders near convention center.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

To be on The New York Times Best Seller’s List, you have to be in the TOP 35 of all books sold.

And I’m so unbelievably excited to tell you all that after the first week of sales, my book-Suck it Wonder Woman! The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek - is #26 on The New York Times Best Seller’s List!!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

I wouldn’t have a book deal without all of you… And I certainly wouldn’t be a New York Times Best Selling Author (holyfuckingshit!!!) without you…

Thank you Thank you Thank you for helping me make not only my dreams come true, but the dreams I never even thought I was allowed to dream…. like being a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING MOTHER FUCKIN’ AUTHOR!!!!!!

Yay City, here I come!!!!

Click HERE to see THE COMPLETE LIST!!!

Circus dropped over treatment of animals

By L. Finch

Globe Correspondent / July 14, 2010

Northeastern University will no longer invite the UniverSoul Circus to perform on campus, breaking with a two-year tradition amid questions about the organization’s treatment of animals, college representatives said.

The university made the decision after receiving several complaints, including a letter from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, about the welfare of the circus’ animals, said Renata Nyul, a spokeswoman for Northeastern.

“We researched the issue and we were not happy with what we found,’’ Nyul said. “So we made the decision to not host the circus.’’

The Atlanta-based circus concluded a 13-day performance on Northeastern’s campus Saturday. The circus had last performed at the university in 2008.

PETA contacted Northeastern after it had received phone calls from local residents who had seen the circus set up in one of the university’s parking lots, said Lisa Wathne, a spokeswoman for PETA. Residents could see UniverSoul’s tigers in their travel cages and feared for the animals’ well-being in the heat, she said.

UniverSoul executive vice president Jackie Davis said she wasn’t aware of Northeastern’s decision. The circus passed all animal regulatory inspections while in Boston, she said.

“We do not abuse animals nor do we support anyone that would abuse animals . . .’’ Davis said. “We take great pride in the way we treat our animals. I have no idea of why someone would make that accusation,’’ Davis said.

UniverSoul is not licensed under the US Department of Agriculture and does not own any of its animals, said David Sacks, a spokesman for the agency. In the past, the USDA has cited some of the companies from which the circus leases its animals for various infractions, but none have been cited recently, he said.

In 2003, the USDA investigated the owner of a pair of kangaroos employed by UniverSoul in a slapstick boxing act after two of the animals died within a few months of each other from alleged maltreatment, according to the agency. UniverSoul no longer works with the man, Sacks said. In 2002, PETA released undercover video of an elephant trainer contracted by UniverSoul beating his animals with bull hooks and electric prods.

UniverSoul has also lost sponsorships in the past with Burger King, Ford Motor Co., and General Mills amid concerns about the welfare of its show animals, PETA said.

Please find a way to come out and help the elephants WITH ME TONIGHT at Staple Center, 630pm!

Visit RinglingBeatsAnimals.com

What: Opening-night demonstration against Ringling’s cruelty
When: Wednesday, July 14^th at 6:30 PM
Where: Staples Center, 1111 S. Figueroa St., Los Angeles (Please meet at the north corner of S. Figueroa and W. 12th streets. Click HERE to see MAP.)

Can’t make it to the demonstration but want to help? Please consider writing a letter to the editor of your local newspaper or share the videos with your friends and family and join me in boycotting circuses that abuse animals.