(Yes, that is a picture of a Little Olivia above.)
Holy crap! It’s finally about that time! I’ve worked so hard for the last year on writing my first book. It’s called Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek.
It’s a David Sedaris-type book with a collection of stories from my life. From finding my first agent in LA (which ended with me staring at a collection of his girlfriend’s vagina) to dressing up as superheroes to my 8th grade boyfriend who had turrets.. and ALSO I featured a collection of the best Fan Art I could find to honor all of you, who have made this book possible.
I’m really proud of it and worked really hard to make it a book all of you would love and walk away feeling like you know me better and also that you had a good laugh and maybe, maybe learned a little something about the plights of the Eastern Europeans in the arctic tundras of the 17th century… okay. maybe that last one was a little much.
But, please order a book! You’ll love it. And I’ll love you more. And so will God.
My magazine Hey Olivia is now available or pre-orders and we’re finishing up the ALL-NEW photoshoot I did just for you! I’m including my first poster. But can’t decide which to use… So I’m asking for your opinion!
(Click each Pic to ENLARGE)
Click HERE to VOTE NOW! And whatever pic you choose, will be the poster in every HEY OLIVIA magazine.
DEADLINE to VOTE is this Sunday night. After that, we’re going to PRINT and everyone is gonna start getting their mags!
And of course I’ll sign it! And YES, you can buy all magazines and send them in one envelope and I’ll sign all at once. Send in a SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE:
Grab the latest issue of University Link magazine! New pictures and inside I talk about life in LA, relationships and having the most awesome, coolest fans in the world! OMFG!!!
The new Broken Lizard comedy The Slammin’ Salmon starring Michael Clarke Duncan and the Broken LIzards (also yours truly will be in it) will be in theaters in these 10 cities on December 11. So, if your city is called, please raise your hand and come to the front of the class…. NY
Boston
Philly
DC
New Orleans
Milwaukee
Austin
Dallas
Seattle
Portland
This is an awesome shot of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double laying out and taking in the sun in their matching slave girl outfits while filming Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi.
We just started doing these on Attack of the Show and I think it’s brilliant. We put up a number for fans to call in and leave a message or funny story. Then, we take it and do whatever the fuck we want to it. Here’s our first round:
