There is a storage room filled with boxes of Playboys. And it’s been very hard to get through all of them and write a personal note to each of you. BUT I have new metallic markers that don’t smear, someone to hand me the magazines, and commercial breaks to sign them in. My goal: Sign all Plaboys by next Tuesday! Goal Set!!!

It’s hard to be the best douches in the world…. Nevermind, you wouldn’t understand.

Oh, Asians. You so crazy with your crazy Asian names.

This is what you missed!

I created a magazine called HEY OLIVIA that was made 100% with you, the fans, in mind. I hope you like the shoot and spread (gonna be at least 15-page spread).

I’m going through the last selection of the pics now and then we’re done with it and goin to print!!!

Click HERE to buy it!

This is awesome and hilarious. And I honestly feel like Melissa Joan Hart asked for it. I mean, first of all, she started it. Second of all, if you’re gonna start it, you better make sure your joke is good. And hers, WAS NOT. Point goes to Kimmel.

Watch my first time on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on NBC! I had sooooo much fun and love Artie and Jimmy so much. When you watch the video, you’ll see how much fun we all had together. And the laughs kept going on during commercial breaks and after the show. Seriously, the most fun show EVER! (unless you’re counting AOTS…naturally. ki ki!)

The best part? Out of the two of us, Artie Lange and me, who do you think would get Jimmy out of his seat demanding “enough!“?? Yeaahhh, I woulda bet on me, too. he he

CLICK HERE to see more stuff from me on the show!

Set your tivos tonight and catch me on  Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight on NBC, 12:35/11:35 CT…. What. Up.

My mom is 100% awesome. What makes her more awesome? She tries to send videos to me she thinks will be good on Attack of the Show. She’s also awesome, because not only does she speak with an accent, she writes with one, too:

Email from Mom:

Mom: hey, I want you to check this you tube: scarlet takes a tumble, I think you
should put this you tube in your show tonite, it is funny, love mom

My Response: you didn’t attach the video.

Mom: ok, i don’t know how I do, Mom love

Pure awesomeness.

Young Obama smoking weed.

On Monday the Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barrack Obama issued new guidelines for arresting those who are both legally selling and buying the marijuana.

The new policy tells prosecutors to stop wasting their time going after those in compliance with the state law, specifically those providing or using medical marijuana.

The 3 page long memo urges the prosecutors in the 14 states allowing medical marijuana and to top officials at the FBI and Drug Enforcement Administration to go after marijuana cases that involve violence, the illegal use of firearms, selling pot to minors, money laundering or involvement in other crimes.

While the DEA and FBI may be upset about the new policy, medical marijuana advocates are excited that the Obama has kept his word on changing the policy.

Bruce Mirken of the Marijuana Policy Project says the change “moves the federal government dramatically toward respecting scientific and practical reality.”

13 states now allow the use of medical marijuana and 14 states currently have medical marijuana legislation pending.

Here are the lucky 13… in case you’re thinking of moving:

Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington.