Since I’m already underwater….

Just wanted to let you know that I’ve got my plate completely filled lately. I’m trying to balance work and personal life and sometimes things are getting neglected. BUT I’m really trying hard to juggle everything.

I’m really happy and trying to get a lot of stuff done and not upset any of you by being too absent.

Please enjoy the muffin basket with my sincerest apologies if you feel I’ve forgotten you.

I haven’t.

kiss kiss hug hug!

Oliviaxx

My book Suck it Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, which conveniently has NOTHING to do with Wonder Woman except the cover art and the *soon-to-be-seen* back cover for this book.

The book is a collection of stories from my life. From random stories of boyfriends who told me they had dreams of being with other men (yeah, that was a fun one!) to getting one of my first agents in Hollywood (which ended with me staring at a collage of his girlfriend’s vagina to one of THE BEST Hollywood douchebag stories to ever be told… actually there’s a few of them in there.

Some have called it “the second best book to The Bible.”

To those people I say, “You’re so crazy!….. but thank you, I agree.”

Others have said it’s “simply breathtaking. The way Munn describes California and the rolling hills of Salinas makes you feel like you were actually standing somewhere East of Eden.”…. wait.. um.. that’s not right. That’s what they say to John Steinbeck. Stein-beck. I’m Munn….. hmm…. Carry on.

Also, it looks like my book (which comes out officially on July 6) is already on SALE! Why? I have no idea. But on Amazon they’re selling it for cheaper. So BUY IT NOW!

And if you think I’m not going on the biggest, craziest signing tour (including trying to hit every convention you can think of… including your grandma’s if she wants to get a few booth babes and Mark Harmon to stop by), you’d be WRONG. DEAD WRONG.

I’m gonna sign the crap out of these books. I worked so fucking hard on this book. And I hope you all love it. And if you come to the signings, I’ll be handing out special posters individual for each signing… We have a call soon to determine dates. As soon as I know, I’ll let you know.

Oh, and there’s an AUDIO version of the book, too! I’m going in to record it soon.

yay town.

Click any of the below links to pre-order your copy!!!
Amazon

Barnes and Noble

Borders

Books A Million

Powells

Indie Bound

I got to hang out with Catt Sadler from The Daily 10 on E! and basically.. well, I don’t think I’m capable of giving a straight interview. My mom raised me wrong. Her fault, not mine.

Here are the top 4 photoshop winners from the last Fan Photoshop Friday contest I put out.

This time, the prize was a Garnier Fructis product basket and my signed footballs from the Super Bowl.

CLICK HERE to see the original photos.

And as always… THANKS FOR PLAYIN’!!!

Oshiomogho. He’s not winning cause he did two, he would’ve one with either of these. I just like them both, so I’m postin them both. What. Up. I mean, using my 3-year-old birthday pic is pure win. And of course something that’s closest to my heart- my charity: EBBGASF- Every Brown Bear Gets A Sandwich Fund.

Dale Church. I love Family Guy. Period. End of story. And I love Stewie’s little football-shaped head. Now end of story.

Albert Leung. Zoolander=awesomeness. Well done.

Silent Bobo. Anytime you can fit a Wilson reference into life, I reward it. Also, big shout out to my good friend Colin Hanks (yes, son of Caveman Hanks and HUGE fan of AOTS, so whenever you see Colin or his work, support your fellow geek!!!!

Yeah! Fuck acting right in public. It’s far more awesome to just lose it…

Eli Roth’s Blu-Ray version of Cabin Fever comes out soon… And he’s awesome… And we like butterflies!!

ComicBookMovie.com has posted what they say are the plot details to the next Batman!!

* The Riddler is the primary villain and he figures out Batman’s identity.
* Arkham Asylum will figure prominently in the story.
* Several classic villains will cameo, including the Penguin and Mr. Freeze (though as Dr. Fries, not as the supervillain).
* Barbara Gordon will have a featured role.
* Commissioner Gordon will mention Metropolis and possibly Lex Luthor.
* Dick Grayson may be in the movie (though probably not as Robin).

Okay, it’s been awhile, but Photoshop Friday is back today!

At the Super Bowl in Miami, I was signing footballs for Garnier Fructis for them to give away… And then I said, I’d only sign them if we give them away to my fans. They loved the idea AND said they’d send the football WITH a Garnier Fructis product basket….

So, here’s the breakdown.

1. Take one of these pictures and photoshop it to your heart’s desire. (remember, it’s not always about skill and talent, it can also just be what you think I’ll find funny)

2. Email the jpeg to FanPhotoshopFriday@gmail.com

3. In the email make sure to include your name, mailing address and if you would want a male or female product basket (because you could always give it your mom or girlfriend)

4. Go outside and get a blade of grass, fresh lemons and the armoire that leads me to Narnia

On Sunday or Monday, I’ll pick the top 4 Photoshop Winners and will post the pics.

Dope-ness!!
(aaannnndd the awesomeness of serendipity- the below video from the show was NOT planned… awesome.)

When I was at the Super Bowl last weekend for my January Maxim cover party (Click HERE for video and pics) a bunch of celebs signed a Volkswagen GTI hood to be auctioned off for Doctors without Borders for Haiti Relief.

Click HERE to bid on the hood now… Remember it’s for charity and it’ll look great above the mantle. I mean, think of all the conversations it’ll help you start at your cheese parties! That right there is worth it!!!!

Click HERE to bid on it and see all of the other people who signed the hood- including Evander Holyfield, All American Rejects, Marissa Miller… any lots more. Yay helping others!!