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This was AWESOME. I have wanted to do that to Twilight for ruining the Vampire lore for some time. Just another reason to make the main character more emo.
haha! hilarious! especially since i can’t stand all this twilight crap. Everything has taught me that vampires explode into bits when they’re in the sun. not glitter. THANKS!!!
Kill the entire cast of Vampire Diaries while you’re at it too.
Did you know the girl’s parents are dead by the way? They feel the need to remind you six times per show. Oh, and she’s “depressed” too! BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE DEAD! She’s so sad and lonely with a drunken brother she has to take care of. Why? BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE DEAD! She meets a 100+ year old retard who *loves* to spend his time in high schools like some creep pedophile wearing “17 year old skin” for a century. Who’s so “mystical” and “dangerous”. But it doesn’t matter ’cause, HER PARENTS ARE DEAD!
It’s the worst vomit inducing mash up of pathetic modern cliches known to TV to this day. Kill them too. Twilight was horrid, but I feel this “Twilight 2.0″ is far worse than that god forsaken movie.
yes! finally someone does what needs to be done to all vampires, even if they are the big pussy sparkely ones. Thanks olivia, you have done a great service to mankind
That is excellent and funny! But, and I don’t want you to take this as a slight, but Kevin gets that kill. Your stabbing, albeit a necessary part of vampire hunting, was really just ensuring the kill. Or if we’re going to split it, Kevin gets two thirds or even three quarters. Fair’s fair.
LOVED IT!!! I had to watch it a few times. This is EXACTLY how my boyfriend & I felt about those lame vamps in Twilight. I’m sure you guys could even come up with a few short 30 sec episodes about the lame things the vamps in there do (like sparkle & I heard the vamps even didn’t feed on humans in it…. LAME lol)
RESPECT! lol?
oMg LiKee tHaT gUyY fR0M tWiLiGhT iS sOo0 hAwT!!!!111!!!11!
Love it!
I Love it. I am so sick of this twilight craze already
Easily the greatest thing I’ve seen in like four months.
This was AWESOME. I have wanted to do that to Twilight for ruining the Vampire lore for some time. Just another reason to make the main character more emo.
i noticed the blood spatter on her face kept jumping around each time the camera cuts to her. very funny
CLASSIC!!! you 2 are freaking hilarious, I miss my G4’s tv - *tear*
that was the most perfect thing in the history of perfection.
Ha, just perfect
*tear* that was beautiful
lol! thank god i stuck thru to the end, otherwise i would’ve missed it.
i llove when you said “.. you can feel me up, but don’t feed me..” lol
Bout time someone killed that geeky little undead shitbird.
ahaha your the best
I showed this to everyone.
hoe mai gawd! SO FUCKING FUNNY!
That’s just great.
The hilarity of you two combined with placing logic into a Stephenie Meyer novel turns this into a win of Dday proportions.
Thank you. This made my day. Going to put this on the Jesus phone with ur pie Jump.
haha! hilarious! especially since i can’t stand all this twilight crap. Everything has taught me that vampires explode into bits when they’re in the sun. not glitter. THANKS!!!
epic
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Kill the entire cast of Vampire Diaries while you’re at it too.
Did you know the girl’s parents are dead by the way? They feel the need to remind you six times per show. Oh, and she’s “depressed” too! BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE DEAD! She’s so sad and lonely with a drunken brother she has to take care of. Why? BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE DEAD! She meets a 100+ year old retard who *loves* to spend his time in high schools like some creep pedophile wearing “17 year old skin” for a century. Who’s so “mystical” and “dangerous”. But it doesn’t matter ’cause, HER PARENTS ARE DEAD!
It’s the worst vomit inducing mash up of pathetic modern cliches known to TV to this day. Kill them too. Twilight was horrid, but I feel this “Twilight 2.0″ is far worse than that god forsaken movie.
This was freakin’ awesome!!
why did it take so long to make one?
JUSTICE!
Possibly one of the best skits you guys have ever done, awesome.
Fucking. Awesome. (Kevin’s line was spot on!)
This is like one fantasy fufilling another….. now if you could just do something about all those shows on the CW……
LMFAO! this video is epic!
yes! finally someone does what needs to be done to all vampires, even if they are the big pussy sparkely ones. Thanks olivia, you have done a great service to mankind
I wish this had been the Twilight movie… instead of the actual one.
Finally, someone took a stand against these sparkling vampires.
bahahaha
this is now my favorite video of the day.
HAHA!!! That was awesome…. Always making the best TV… Thanks
That is excellent and funny! But, and I don’t want you to take this as a slight, but Kevin gets that kill. Your stabbing, albeit a necessary part of vampire hunting, was really just ensuring the kill. Or if we’re going to split it, Kevin gets two thirds or even three quarters. Fair’s fair.
lmao this was pretty funny
I STILL WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS OLIVIA
That looked like it hurt. Great skit!
LOL, They should play this video during the trailers for Twighlight 2! (yes, there will be another one..)
I liked the face you made when you said “You kill vampires, you don’t date them”. Ha, that was pretty awesome.
LOVED IT!!! I had to watch it a few times. This is EXACTLY how my boyfriend & I felt about those lame vamps in Twilight. I’m sure you guys could even come up with a few short 30 sec episodes about the lame things the vamps in there do (like sparkle & I heard the vamps even didn’t feed on humans in it…. LAME lol)
Twilight needs to just go away.. True Blood baby!
lmao fucking awesome
Twilight is such an abomination…. thank you guys. I love Kevin’s line “He’s a F***** vampire, what the hell are you doing?!”
Omg! im actually a fan of Twilight but this was hilarious…. Fortunately i Love Attack of the Show… Love you Kevin and Olivia.. You guys are awesome!!!
Epic. Too bad that didn’t actually happen and then the next however many books/movies wouldn’t exist.
One can dream.
It had to be done, and I thank you.
“Buffy steaks Edward, he dies. THE END”
At Comic-Con I saw a gal walk by a bunch of pre-teen Twilight fans wearing a shirt that said, “And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.”
Best shirt I saw at the Con - and mirrored how I felt about the Twilight series.
KILL KILL KILL, THE VAMPIRE MAN!!!!!
You two looked pretty badass in that
in your face twilight fans :p