TMI at School board meeting!
This lady is hilarious. At a school board meeting discussing sex education, this 56-year-old woman announces to everyone that she’s a VIRGIN and that you can have “sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off.” Hey lady- that only works for so long… seriously. Oh, the best part is when she announces she’s a VIRGIN, but then says, “technically”. What the hell does that mean? I bet, she makes out with her cats.
Sep 21, 2009 |
Sex
spin her around and Id give it a whirl. It is pretty said to be that old and a virgin…damn.
Technically, ‘virginity’ is never having experienced penis-penetrating-vagina sexual intercourse. So there are many things that a person (or, persons) can do and technically still be a virgin. But I consider any sexual activity beyond simple kissing to be ‘having sex’. That’s just my humble opinion, for whatever it’s worth.
talk about a midlife crisis ahaha.
Wow….i maybe wrong…but i think a lot of Americans are pretty uptight about sex.Sex education is taught at a pretty young age in Australia.It’s not a big deal.
1. 90% of the people here are virgins. Fact.
2. That is fine by me as everyone is owner of their own body and can do with it as they please.
3. Olivia is a virgin. I’m sure……I mean…..because if I haven’t…we haven’t…..
Right? I mean……yeah, she is.
4. Still don’t know why anyone would find the need to tell anyone their sexual history during a school meeting? Cracks me up. The next time I am at work and am asked my opinion in front of many people I will start my answer with:
“Well, first and foremost, I am not TECHNICALLY a virgin. Secondly, I think we could improve sales by the end of this quarter if we spent more advertising budget within the local businesses and youth oriented areas.”
Give her a hair straightener and some contacts or Lasik and I’d happily tap that.
Lol poor lady, said Too much for no reason since it wasnt the days topic & she needs some male lovin
What is sadder than a 56 year old male virgin?
Answer: Her
Guess no one ever taught her sex education. Dumb!
OWNED
I dunno which is more funny, the lady who never got laid, or the people’s completely blank expressions behind her.
as a 26yr old virgin, I am not amused -.-;
I’m an ass virgin… technically.
yeah def TMI. Didnt need to know that today. Thanks for sharing lady and giving me nightmares for the rest of my life. HA HA HA
fuckin funny
I’d-fuck-her.
Ok so you know her children transfered schools
umm Her Kids?? couldn’t claim to be a virgin if she had kids could she? Ha Ha Sorry had to say it
She’s no virgin.
I hit that last month.
haha sucks to be her and if the “technically” mean she has kids suck out for them
…god. that was pathetic…and kinda painful to watch
I appreciate that this lady is complaining to a school board meeting about what kids should be taught . . . and she admits to never having sex, much less a kid.
2 questions…
When IS the time for a person to “have AIDS”? O.o
And, “technically” speaking, I guess anal, and forcable and sex with inanimate objects may count.
Are you saying its wrong to make out with your cat? *eyes glaze over*
(insert “you’re doing it wrong” comment here)
..She probably uses the 4th hole. It’s there, you just have to believe.
She was way off track from the start and they decide to break her at the very most embarassing point of her life ? ! cruel , but she asked for it
who the hell is this lady to say these kids aren’t ready to have AIDS???
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It’s funny because she’s fat!
It’s also funny because it has nothing to do with what the meeting is about.
uhm wow funny they cut her off right after she says that… only to make everything she previously said irrelevant!!
I’m trying to lose my virginity. HALP!
That’s a woman with a relationship with her Hitachi Magic Wand.
Uhm, how can someone be ready to have AIDS. Why would anyone want to be ready to have AIDS?!
And, she says you can have satisfaction w/ your clothes on, and that she is technically a virgin. Uhm, I guess she likes giving BJs? =|
Someone been drinking.
I don’t see anything with a penis entering her unless it was some kind of million dollar dare.
I was going to jerk it to @VirginalCatLady, but decided to smoke a cig instead.
Sycophant.
Sexy woman how do i get a hold of her to fix our technical problem?
So that is what happens when you shave Pedo bear.
Let’s hear it for Dry Humping!!! Woohoo!!!
But seriously she’s obviously one of those ladies that believes that if you don’t have sex for a long time that you’re a born again virgin. I mean look at her she can’t be a virgin. She’s quite the looker.
Sure she looks like Pat from the old SNL skits, but who wouldn’t want to bang her? (at least just to find out if she’s a man or a woman.)
its prol”’y TOO SMALL for her to broke her virginity haha!
Erm……ok…. o_O
Olivia…when she says technically she means she takes it in the ASS!!!!
Your Welcome!
yeah def TMI. Didnt need to know that today haha
MEGA FAIL
what the heck is she doing there anyways . ? how does she have any kids in school..! does she have imaginary kids to go along with her imaginary sex ?? what a kook !! har .. maybe she thought she was at her group therapy meeting and showed up at a school board meeting by mistake ? geez lady ..go take your meds and stay of the streets ..ha ..:)
Sometimes I feel like a virgin. Its the way I choose to live my life…or the way the women that won’t sleep with me choose to live theirs.
Poor woman.
Guess who got some sympathy dick after revealing she’s a virgin, one 56 year old white woman with a fro.
That. Makes. Sense.
Technically, she got pWnd like none other.
Q: What is she doing at a SCHOOL board meeting anyway!? Creepy lady.
I MISSED TODAYS SHOW (well yesterdaysits 1:27) (9/21/09)
its feels like i just puncheed a kitten in the face!!
wat happened??? anything funny? Olivia was there right???
waaaw waw waaaaaaaaaaw. hahaha. So wait… so she told EVERYONE she’s a virgin, only to be told she was talking about the wrong topic? Lol. Fail it!