Things I overheard…
In Beverly Hills driving with my windows rolled down. Next to super hot chick in a Bentley Coupe talking really loudly on her bluetooth with her windows rolled down, too. Not sure who she was talking to, but this is what she said:
“Uuughh.. My asshole keeps bleeding every time I go to the bathroom…. (long pause for response on the other end of phone)… No.. Yeah, I think he just ripped it.”
Yes. That happened.
Oh, hot California girls- you so crazy.
Apr 13, 2009 |
COMPLETELY AWSOME, though…..seriously she needs to get with someone who doesn’t just go crazy on her rump right away. You gotta ease into it gently, then POUND so that she looks like an ostrich with it’s head under ground.
I had a belly laugh. Any other situation I would have frowned at in disgust, but my own visualization of the scenario is hilarious: A pretentious rich girl(not too bright) confessing to her best friend (but not really her best friend, ya know?) about her misadventures in the bedroom and the aftermath. Oh, the irony of being screwed.
omfg that’s awesome
This thread is useless without pics
haha Olivia says she was super hot. Any temptations? lol.
That’s truly beautiful. I was walking past a lingerie shop infront of a couple, and the douchebag-man said to his girl, “We could get a vibrator…I’ll shove right up your ass tonight.”. That kinda shit makes your day.
OMG wish i had heard that
Hmmm…did she look like Paris Hilton? HAHAHAH!
Hahahaha
I think this lady just wants everyone to know about her sex life, because she apparently needs advise about it. Like when to use lubricant
That is freaking hillarious!!!!!!!!!
I think you’re a habitual eavesdropper that carries audio surveillance equipment everywhere. But I still love ya.
Why you gotta change your name for the story like you overheard it?
GRAPHIC!!
Niiiiice. Wow, I love how people on their bluetooth ear pieces think that they are the only ones having the inevitably embarrassing conversation with themselves and the party on the other end. *nods head in disapproval* Thanks for reporting this for the lols Olivia~
hahaahahahahah oh God, what an open woman. who’s down to fuck
DAMN!!!H AH AH AHAH !!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST STARED AT HER AND SHOOK YOUR HEAD AND DROVE OFF!! HA HA HA!!! DDAAAMMMNN!!!!!
i hate when my asshole gets ripped
This is why I keep extra tubes of Lube in my car. I hear this like 3 or 4 times a day, and when I do, I whip a tube of lube at them, it has the number and website of a really good proctologist (fannydoctor.com) right on the side.
all that money and shes frontin like she cant buy ky?
lol, I NEVER overhear anything funny, interesting, or juicy like that…. I might need to move to Cali or not… Crazy hot lady…. wonder who she was talking too…
Interesting… but hey, at least she is hot! :p
LOL.
/Never as a fan of Anal Sex, btw.
sigh, yup didn’t need to know that but now I do and there is nothing I can do about it.
It’ll heal.
No big deal! That’s how they snort coke these days!;)
Lol that is hilarious.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY………I DON’T DO ……..THE ASS THINGGGGGGGGGG………ONLY………..LIKE ………..TAPPING THE PUSSYYYYYYYYYY…………OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……….K
Anal Catastrophe….
I’ve actually heard the same thing from more than one girl.
It could be a hemmeroid too, or she could have crohns disease. I have crohns and sometimes I bleed when I take a dump too. Just thought I’d toss out another theory other than anal sex.
*Fap Fap Fap* Don’t stop now fishy!
Thanks!!!!
Thanks indeed!!
WTF are people in Beverly Hills doing????????
Guilty! I did in fact rip it.
butt love
Now there’s something you don’t hear everday! Asphincter says What? LOL
THIS is why I read Olivia’s blog.
ah super hot chick, doing anal fun day just to pleasure themselves
Super Hot Chick + Bentley + Beverly Hills + Rough Anal Sex=Porn Star or High Priced Whore..Probably a very good 1 too.
Olivia, how do you just come across the most ridiculous conversations??!
Sounds like that hot chick ran into the Colonial?!!!
Yuck……after that comment, she is a not so hot California girl…….
Anal fissure!
That’s like a you had to be there moment! Haha so funny.
Yeah not a conversation to have when the windows/roof is down. I am sure she still considers herself a virgin too. “DOESN’T COUNT IF IT’S IN MY BUTT!!!!!!!”
holy ass i wish i could have been there for that
this sounds an awfully like wishful thinking to me
your always at the right place at the right time!
*HORF* That is gross! She better hope he just ripped it, because that COULD be something bad…
I’d hate to be the guy who has to detail her car the next time and has to clean the “spot” on the seat. It looks like blood but smells like shit.
i’m so sad i think that was my mom
well if ur asshole is bleeding, u have a situation of life and death. because bodily fluids can seep or actually will seep into ur asshole and it might reac other stuff in ur stuff.
saw it on 1,000 ways to die. good show.
Jeez. Where do you hangout? You overhear a lot of weird shit. Then again, it IS California. You should have yelled back: “You should really get that checked out! It might get infected!” haha.