The future… what will you do?
A fan sent me this picture. I can only assume that this fan is from the future, and is sending me this warning. So, I don’t know what part of the world this is in, what year or what the robots are looking for, but I feel it is my duty to warn you.
So, when it happens- what should we do??!! Put your suggestions in the comments and we, the OMFG, will survive!!! Long Live OMFGers!
Jul 1, 2009 |
I think this was a deleted scene from Revenge of the Fallen
That one has an eyepatch! Robot pirates?!?! We’re dooooooooooomed!
And he looks non too happy about something…
Hmmm I’m going with create some C++ code that can be broadcasted out and has a logic problem where the robots not only self destruct but as they sefl destruct, create the worlds best pie. Or maybe get a huge magnet to short circuit the monther boards…
I’d write WASH ME in the dirt on the back of their tank.
They’d probably dies of shame. Stupid robots.
i think we can take them. we just need super soakers, access to water and i good shot
Large buckets of water!!!! Did they ever think in terminator movies to douse the robots in water??? Atleast when they are exposed they should be effected somehow. And this robot looks like a water magnet to me!!! TAKE H2O BITCH!!!!
I cant think of anything to do…i guess im gonna die…crap
the OMFG will prevail through anything!! Although the robot does look lonely. Autobots roll out to save us!!
Crap, time is short! They are learning fast. I’ve already started building a hidden training camp in the woods in the SouthEast. Just say the word and I’ll “activate” the SE regimen. We welcome one and all…if you’re human. o_O
We fight hard or we go home, people! I’m not going to the prison camps to suck on an exhaust pipe sandwich!
we should start training eqipping your clones for war.. nothing better than a sexy ass kicking clone… NOTHING
Resist the robot invasion! And hope space aliens will save us.
You should probably take that off your site that picture is classified by the US Government. Well if Alison is the new full time host on Attack of the Show we know what happened to Olivia. The Men in Black have her, poor girl.
We set up supplies and weapons in every underground structure in every US city. I got NYC covered.
I got EMP’s, guns, cans of Dr.Pepper and pies covered. My radio is on stand by. All I need is the secret Olivia Munn Resistance communication frequency.
We can all get our resources together and buy and island like Lost and just turn the wheel whenever the robots get nears us. Of course some of us may have to be sacrificed to the smoke monster but thats a small price to pay for our frredom.
If running doesn’t work, stay out of their peripheral vision.
I couldn’tm stop lol’g long enough 2 give u a serious answer
so, transformers has it all wrong. it is not robot that will destroy us, but robots piloting human machinery. demon assholes!
Pure epic win.
Dress up as the robot guy from EuroTrip…
Run to Mexico!!!! Robots cannot kill where they dont exist. And as a Mexican representative I welcome you all!!!
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!
Hover boards with E.M.P’s attached to the front of them. Hover boards can pretty much solve all of man kinds post apocalyptic problems.
As soon as modern warfare 2 comes out we must play it non stop so we can master the skills to defeat these robots!
Or just hope Olivia’s bunker is big enough for all of OMFG
well i say we take this in steps: 1) We gather all of our weapons 2)we fill up on water (we need to drink it AND everyone knows robots HATE water!) 3)We go over your house and dig a huge moat and fill it with water (why your house? b/c your our queen and what’s an army w/o a queen?) 4)………um um we all prepare the hoverboards you make us for our escape if the old time moat doesn’t stop em >.> 5)We pull out the big guns and call harry potter to summon a giant fire breathing dragon to destroy what remains of the robots!!! YAY
Everyone, just to be safe, punch your toaster in the face and kick your refrigerator in the balls. I leave it, as an exercise for the reader, to determine where to locate these on the respective appliances.
Quickly, in a zig-zaggy pattern.
Robot looks circa 1970’s, iPhone will protect me.
Big gun might be a bigger problem though…
Oh, for the record, I’d run.
We have to find the robot controller hidden in Mom’s bra
see what we gotta do is, get all the OMFGers and learn the same robot dance routine. When they come we all gather in front of the tank, turn on a robot song, the show them what ewe got. They will then get confused and over circuit. We then all get together and have some pie. YEAH!!!!
Just gather up all old people’s medication because robots eat old people’s medication for fuel. Then we just wait it out. Sure we might lose some senior citizens too since we’re caching their medication but it’s for the good of the world. We can’t let the evil robots win!
HOLY FUCK?! ROBOTS LEARNED TO DRIVE?! WE’RE DOOMED!!! theres NO HOPE for the human race now that the autobots have taken over the planet… Optimus Munn is our only hope !!!
Well, I guess I won’t be needing to see Transformers 3 now.
Easy….move to Japan.If anyone can make stronger robots it’s the Japanese.
eh? as simple as push the darn “off” button?
Did anyone notice that the robot disguised as a man disguised as a robot that is driving the tank has an eyepatch? These robots are obviously not that advanced if they never heard of Lasik.
weird but the omfg will prevail
do you think their music scare tactic is blasting “sunshine, lollipops…” from that tank?
A song by Flight of the Conchords comes to mind:
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
Get the book of the dead and unleash it on the robots.
Vern and I recommend eggs erroneous and Bulgarian miak, I mean milk.
A cattle prod right in the grating.
I say we throw pies at them! I’m sure they wont like that!
We are all so screwed! Thanks for the warning. I say we all the OMFG Should move to Sir Richard Bransons private island. He will protect us.
If they didn’t cancel Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles we would know what to do…..damn it all!
That’s actually a picture of my first wife on her war to our wedding
All we have to do is fly our planes over and dump them with water, keep doing that until they rust, eventually they will rust then we can melt them down and use them to build our weapons.
Hahaha, what the fark is that? a GO-BOT?!? And a go-bot with an eye-patch?!? Oh we got this, no problem. Let’s worry about the zombies now.
don’t forget: MJ has joined the zombie army. he’s gonna go “thriller” on our asses. What do the robots have, the robot dance? pfft.
Deprive the robots of alcohol! Otherwise we are toast… damn you John Connor… why didn’t you save us!?!?!
I think it was a bad idea to give the robots an internal power supply. They should have designed the robots with a power cord. This way if the robots were to get unruly we could just kick the plug from the socket.
Remember that you don’t have to outrun the robot - only your slowest friend.
Some Lego toy from the future. Very interactive!