The cover pic of my very first book. I likes writing, yay.
My book Suck it Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, which conveniently has NOTHING to do with Wonder Woman except the cover art and the *soon-to-be-seen* back cover for this book.
The book is a collection of stories from my life. From random stories of boyfriends who told me they had dreams of being with other men (yeah, that was a fun one!) to getting one of my first agents in Hollywood (which ended with me staring at a collage of his girlfriend’s vagina to one of THE BEST Hollywood douchebag stories to ever be told… actually there’s a few of them in there.
Some have called it “the second best book to The Bible.”
To those people I say, “You’re so crazy!….. but thank you, I agree.”
Others have said it’s “simply breathtaking. The way Munn describes California and the rolling hills of Salinas makes you feel like you were actually standing somewhere East of Eden.”…. wait.. um.. that’s not right. That’s what they say to John Steinbeck. Stein-beck. I’m Munn….. hmm…. Carry on.
Also, it looks like my book (which comes out officially on July 6) is already on SALE! Why? I have no idea. But on Amazon they’re selling it for cheaper. So BUY IT NOW!
And if you think I’m not going on the biggest, craziest signing tour (including trying to hit every convention you can think of… including your grandma’s if she wants to get a few booth babes and Mark Harmon to stop by), you’d be WRONG. DEAD WRONG.
I’m gonna sign the crap out of these books. I worked so fucking hard on this book. And I hope you all love it. And if you come to the signings, I’ll be handing out special posters individual for each signing… We have a call soon to determine dates. As soon as I know, I’ll let you know.
Oh, and there’s an AUDIO version of the book, too! I’m going in to record it soon.
yay town.
Click any of the below links to pre-order your copy!!!
Amazon
I’m so looking forward to reading your musings…..going to be great fun and a great read……happy 30th just before the release sweetie…the year you were born I was in shape, now, 30 years later I’m in shapes….I’ve become a geometric nightmare…..
Most Love and Best of Luck You deserve all the success you have and will attain.
Hey, you like like your having fun with the whole book thing. I am going to read this and also pregnancy experts, while on bed rest. I hope you continue to have fun. thanks
I’ll buy you dinner and everything if you like? lol
Please come to Indianapolis to do a signing!!!!!
Did you actually write this yourself? I hope so. Would make me 10x happier with you!
What would it take to get a review copy?
CAN’T WAIT! & I HOPE U DO A SIGNING IN LAS VEGAS.
Hi - thanks for the post. I never know what I will come across when I scroll these blogs. But just wanted to let you know I really liked yours. Keep it up.
Pamela
OMG, I just ordered your book for my friend Ryan for his birthday, which is on March 31 =(. He loves you. It would be cool if you could autograph it, but I don’t how you could make that work. Just a thought though, you don’t really have to give him any special treatment or would want to.
already ordered sir
Cant wait to pick this up
I pre-ordered the book and the audio…your the best thanks!
Will we have to buy the book to be able to attend any of the book signings?
you should really do a barnes and noble tour and come to NJ to make my work more enjoyable.
Stopping at conventions? Will you perhaps be coming to the Classic Gaming Expo at the end of July then? Seems right up your geek alley
Olivia, you are just amazing… That is all! =)
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!………IT’S A SAD DAY!!!…..BECAUSE U CHANGED ON ALLLLL OF US!!!!….(I MEAN REALLY CHANGED)……WE WAS HERE FROM THE BEGINNING…..AND THAT’S NOT COOOOOL!!!!………….OOOOOOOOOO………K
Olivia, I can’t wait to read your book! It sounds like a great book already!
Hmm. I have my own life stories that may even rival some of yours. Perhaps I should write a book! Or catchy poems. Or Psalms. Err…maybe I think I’ll just stick with developing my next application for the iPad. Ooooh, Olivia Munn for the iPad? Yes, please!
Come to DC for a signing, Wonder Woman! This book should be great. Visual gooeyness for my eyeballs. Mmmmm…gooey.
Sounds sweet. im going to buy a copy of this book. and hope to hit one of the toures for a sighning. Munn is my hero =)
Come to Dartmouth/Halifax, Nova Scotia! A little out of the way more than likely, but would love to have you here.
…a vagina collage? I’m ordering your book RIGHT NOW!!! I don’t know what the hell a vagina collage is, but I must know ASAP!!! Does this mean there boob and ass collages as well???
…and come to Hawai`i dammit, a signing here would be huge with all the asian nerds. But I hear you need to work on your pidgin, lol…nah, Bumbai u learn…u jus gotta practice ‘um, garantee…I go help u da kine, make ‘um cherry, meeeeeean!!!
Cool, Buffalo / Niagara Falls please!
Olivia i hear that you have a very popular admirer by the name of jamie foxxx!!!!!
media takeout got a story out on it!!!! Don’t pay attention to the idiotic hate on you though!!!!!
Gosh…I figure a dude just can’t get anymore douchey then that douche who was showcasing a collage of his girlfriend’s vagina on the wall.
Wonder Womaaaan!…… Titties
- im such a bad reader, audio version wld be so awesome!!
u wldnt belieive whats playin on my shuffle, u man the island, and I’ll fuck with the mental health lol, srs luv it now, i suyccumbed was on a manic lol - still am
ps they feedin me so well, imma relax
hot like fire by Aaliyah ft. Missy Elliot & Timbaland
hey Kratos kills with chains..well,.. i guess you can say Olivia also KILLS with chains too!
KILL ME ANYTIME MAMA!!
Why are all the Ask Olivia questions from early 2009? How about some updated content to go with all the constant plugging?
i’d say ask real real nicely but i’m not your parent..hey, i dont play music instruments but whats playing the nutt sax like?
What!?
oh sorry i eat bacon
forever loving Jah by bmw
my childhood song which took years to understand it..
‘.. so old man river dont cry for me, i got the runnin spree of love you see..’
i get misty,ahem
olivia i rather see you as Psylocke then wonderwoman,,,
you would be a perfect psylocke… maybe wolverine 2 will have her ,,, then you can try out for her
learn some manners
Oly, Update you page much??????
Yes Orivia, you do have Guatemalans in the audience.
Wow this might be the first book I read since grade school. I how I can remember how to use a book.
zimbabwe by b.m.w
awhile ago,before my union meeting started, one of the dispatchers brought a parcel adressed to me and i knew what it was! july/aug 09 playboy of olivia munn!
i remembered when i sent it off in june 09 AND! with NO! postage to have it sent back!!
i’m such a douche?!,huh?! ha ha ha!(laughin@myd-bagmove)
i apologize for that ms olivia munn and thanks for the $2.75 you spent on me!!!!!!!
i’ll be the BEST $2.75 whore that you can count on!! ha haha
sorry,serious tho,
I love you Olivia!
kiss,love,tongue,lick,rub,hug,suck,yum! YOU
thank you and with love,
the OMFG stronghold, eyes of a crouching tiger
p.s.
i remembered your post for the stoney awards-video was way cool, you wrote sumthin like blah, blah, blah for you and your jesus.. i thought that was sooo fuckin awesome!..and now the recent pictures? yes!! beautiful girlfriends..thanks for that..EAmurri, ebr717, Olivia..and the kiss of death.
also,
HI!! Ripley! hey listen, when auntie O is sleeping go get a cup of water and pour it on her head and when she gets up all mad and in shock,point at her and say “Metamorphosis!”
good little one,thanks
my name is legion
Any who, to get back to why I’m here; i got a job since thursday so in a few weeks i’ll be able to afford your book, tis a pity there isn’t any wank material in it, but that’s okay I guess, you’re worth it.
seriously, who the fuck has the opportunity to see Olivia’s flesh pocket and thinks of some one else shit trunk? Seriously, if you like to have a dick up your ass, or to suck on dick, by all means do so, and if you’re particularly confused I suggest a trap, some of them are not only attractive but understandable if you’re confused, but don’t even dream of being with a bit of awesome cunny and the first words out your mouth is; ‘i like hot hairy ass instead.’ What The Fuck??!?!?
SUP MUNN?
HELLO!
It’s alright u can still bump my shit!
well smash a empty 40oz bottle of crazy horse over my head, congrats mr flores!!
let me get my o.p. box shit in order like in 2 weeks or so but know i’m north of you..
OMFG is way RAW!!
I NEVER CRIP WALKED IN MY LIFE I’m no crip I’m just a SO CAL MEX…C.R.O.W. ENTERTAIMENT IS MY INDIE LABLE MY ALBUM DROPS In three months, give me your add and I’ll shoot u a copy PAZ!
mr flores,
do i need to be a crip to learn how to c-walk? and if i c-walk better than an OG, would they find it offensive?
just askin, i got shit load of fam that stay p.v.c. havent seen them in yrs., the last family reunion we had my cuzzos be doin too too much but i still have love for’em.
Holy crap, your book is the BEST frickin’ book I’ve ever read. EVER. And…
1) I’ve read the Bible.
2) And I haven’t even read your book yet.
That’s how frickin’ good your book is.
I think Betty white would do a great job as the audio narrator.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………K
…….CORRECTION……((((( WHEN I………………INSTEAD OF…..WENT I………
Congrats on the awesome book cover pic. I’ll probally attend your book sighing during San Diego Comic Con. Also thanks for the info on the audio cd of your book would be read by you. I shall purchase the audio version as well.
Please make sure Portland is on the list!
People, People, don’t waste your time posting hate. Yes she is a fraud, but these retards that follow her around. Wasting their days and money, instead looking for someone to complete their lives. YOU ALL CAN’T HAVE HER OR BE A PART OF HER INNER CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. She can’t fit all your cocks in her body.
she would try because that’s just the kid of slut she is. Either it’s going to be a black athlete or a captain Kirk type.
dude get the fuck off of here. if u don’t like her then don’t visit her site. and stop pretending ur chris pine that’s just sad i mean seriously who would WANT to be him?
She’s a big girl, about to hit thirty. Unless this becomes a closed forum.
People are going to make rude comments. If you like her support her.
You shouldn’t even respond to negativity.
Just remember you may find that there are aspects of her true self.
That may not be so appealing.
You are so NOT a geek. What you are is a leech that is using the poor fantasy of real geeks to get your career to the next level. Which, by the way, will never happen until you fix your super awkward modeling smile. Everybody in OMFG is a sap. Guys, time to take the wool of your eyes and realize you all have been duped.
you took the words out of my mouth. I so thought that as soon as I read the first paragraph.
She aint no Geek. Dumb nerds are gettin’ stooped.
Open your eyes!
She is nothing but a no talent famewhore and wish you losers would stop telling her that she is great and spend your time on a girl you actually have a chance with.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY……..I’M APPLYING FOR THE POSTING HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!……….OOOOO….LIVIA!!!……E-MAIL ME!!!!………..REAL TALK!!!!………….I’M DOWN!!!!………..I BEEN WITH IT FOR A LOOOOONGGGGGG TIME!!!!………..OOOOOOOOOOOOOO……K
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…..AND I LOVE……THE VIBE!!!!!……….YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!…………AND HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!……….MS.SEXY!!!!……………….AND I LOVE THE ASSSSSSS!!!!………..IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!………..WHERE’S MY ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM????!!!!………………