I was filling up gas and I see this guy dressed in furs and wolf vests… let me say that again- he was wearing furs and wolf vests… and he was trying to pick up on this girl. I just had to grab a picture for the blog. But, then he turned around and was really excited I wanted his picture. And then he started getting into his “journey”. He told me all about the “wolf energy that surrounds us all” and the “hawks that circle above and take our souls“. And he’s 100% serious.

He goes on to tell me, “I’m a skater and I worship the devil. So I’m a Skatanic.” Apparently he has a band called the Skatanic Rednecks… Yeah, he insisted I take write down his MySpace Page to learn more about him.

He insisted I get out and take a picture with him and his wolf-dog, Dande… I tried so hard not too laugh in his face, but I couldn’t help it. I tried to fight back the tears and pee because, even I know, it’s so rude to laugh in someone’s face… but here we are: Darren- stoic wolfman, and me- peeing, laughing Olivia.

Oh, and he also had a dream catcher in his truck. I peed a little bit just typing that. 

Me trying to keep it together:

Me losing it right in front of his face:

And his wolf vest:

And yes, “Wildride” (OM.com commenter) maybe he is the designer of the awesome Three Wolf T-shirt!