Awesome
Best Picture Ever?
Bill Mays and Vince Price- Shamwow!


Uh-oh. So, the Shamwow guy apparentlyoffered a prostitute a thousand bucks for “straight sex”, then after they kissed she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. So, he says he had to beat the crap out of her so she’d let go.
He ran down to the lobby of his South Beach hotel and had them call police.
Vince Shlomi, that’s the Shamwow guy, was arrested on felony battery charges. And yes, that’s his real name- Vince. Shlomi.
But good news in my opinion, he picked a pretty (alleged) whore. Here are mugshots of her from previous arrests:

Olivia Munn- that’s me- loves stuff you can buy on TV- Like shamwows and cock.. I mean, Calk. I meant to say CALK.
I just bought 40 Shamwow cloths and a Shamwow mop. Now, I gotta get the Slap Chop! You just slap… and chop! Genius.