For the bite-size fatty in all of us:

From a fan:

One pie for $11.99??? How am I expected to resist?… I left with three pies.

This month’s issue of Playboy, pays honor to my glorious, graceful pie jump… And makes a few choice words. 

We’re upping the ante! We started the petition yesterday to make it National Pie Week and we needed 10,000 signatures. Well, after only one day we’re already over 9,000.

Now we’re stepping it up. G4 wanted to set the new bar at 20,000 and 30,000 because they didn’t think we could get 25,000 and 50,000… but I said- OH NO! My people.. My pie lovers will get us to the promise land.

So, now the goal is 25,000 signatures.. And if we get to 25,000 I will dress as a French Maid while I jump into my large, delicious pie. If we hit 50,000 I will dress as NAUGHTY French Maid.. What makes it naughty you ask? Well, you’ll have to help us get to 50,000 to find out!

CLICK HERE to sign the pie petition.

Be proud to be an American!