I know everyone is wondering where their Playboy is that you sent in to me to sign… There are so many boxes and it takes about an hour per box to go through and sort and sign. As you all know, I’ve got a lot going on and it’s hard to find time. BUT that is no excuse when you spent your money to support me and buy the magazine. So, last week I started having producers bring two boxes to the set during every show. So during commercial breaks, instead of practicing awesome breakdance moves and teaching dyslexic kids to read, I’m signing Playboys.

I was offered the “signature stamp” which I WON’T do. It takes long because I put everyone’s name on it, sign a little message and sign my name. If you see most signatures on magazines or pictures, it’s just the signature. I’m trying to personalize each one, which takes time.

But, you guys tell me and I’ll do whatever you want:

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My manager’s office just got another package from a fancy artist fan, Tommy. We got a package last year that was destroyed in the rain and we could only make out what we assumed was a paper mache dinosaur. Well, it looks like we might have been right.
I just got this email with the below photos from my manger’s assistant:
“I think a new “gift” has come from Paper-Mache-Dinosaur-maker Tommy!”

Is the one on the left supposed to me?

Mark at my manager's office being super excited about my gift.