My book Suck it Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, which conveniently has NOTHING to do with Wonder Woman except the cover art and the *soon-to-be-seen* back cover for this book.

The book is a collection of stories from my life. From random stories of boyfriends who told me they had dreams of being with other men (yeah, that was a fun one!) to getting one of my first agents in Hollywood (which ended with me staring at a collage of his girlfriend’s vagina to one of THE BEST Hollywood douchebag stories to ever be told… actually there’s a few of them in there.

Some have called it “the second best book to The Bible.”

To those people I say, “You’re so crazy!….. but thank you, I agree.”

Others have said it’s “simply breathtaking. The way Munn describes California and the rolling hills of Salinas makes you feel like you were actually standing somewhere East of Eden.”…. wait.. um.. that’s not right. That’s what they say to John Steinbeck. Stein-beck. I’m Munn….. hmm…. Carry on.

Also, it looks like my book (which comes out officially on July 6) is already on SALE! Why? I have no idea. But on Amazon they’re selling it for cheaper. So BUY IT NOW!

And if you think I’m not going on the biggest, craziest signing tour (including trying to hit every convention you can think of… including your grandma’s if she wants to get a few booth babes and Mark Harmon to stop by), you’d be WRONG. DEAD WRONG.

I’m gonna sign the crap out of these books. I worked so fucking hard on this book. And I hope you all love it. And if you come to the signings, I’ll be handing out special posters individual for each signing… We have a call soon to determine dates. As soon as I know, I’ll let you know.

Oh, and there’s an AUDIO version of the book, too! I’m going in to record it soon.

yay town.

Click HERE to PRE-ORDER your copy now!

Maxim has posted some more pics from the January issue with yours truly on the cover. Some of these are in the mag, some are new shots and then there are some that you can only find in the magazine… (until I post them later for you- ssshhhhhh!)

Click HERE to see more and read some of my interview for the January cover of Maxim…

If you want me to sign a special message for you, send your Maxims here:

Olivia Munn

c/o G4’s Attack of the Show

5850 West 3rd Street

Los Angeles, CA  90036

I’m not supposed to put out any pictures or the cover or video until the “big reveal” BUT since I’m seeing the JANUARY COVER OF MAXIM with yours truly on it leaked online already, I wanted to post for you guys, too…

Photographer Miko Lim was amazing and so much fun to work with..  It was the most fun and the most comfortable I’ve ever felt on any shoot.

It comes out this week and there will be behind the scenes footage on G4 and online… I hope you guys like it! There are 8 pictures in the mag.. Here’s the cover and one of the inside shots.. I’ll put the rest up when I get the okay.

Oh, and YES, let me go ahead and address this now so I don’t have to again…

YES, that’s my ass.  YES, I did a cover shoot and spread for Maxim Magazine. So YES I was in revealing outfits. But NO. NO, that doesn’t make me, or any other girl who takes provocative pictures, a whore or slut or anything else that some pathetic loser, who just sits behind the comfort of a computer screen judging, feels like saying. I wore what I felt comfortable in. I’m comfortable in my own skin. I’m comfortable with my sexuality.

And if you have any problems with me in this spread, I have two things to say to you: 1. Just don’t look. And 2. You sound like you just need a good fuck.

I know I’m coming off defensive, but I’m just thinking ahead to the inevitable comments from what I’m finding are a lot of girls who are just being haters because someone stole their Trapper Keeper or some shit.

I’m surprised at the amount of negative energy other women give each other. It’s one thing to joke and push the limits if it’s for humor and it’s not malicious. It’s another thing to be mean to someone in hopes it hurts their feelings and in turn, makes you feel better.

I think it’s important as a woman to stand up and say this. I’ll take the negativity and fight back, if it paves the way for other girls (like my little 2-year-old niece) to not have to deal with it when they grow up. Support each other. Be your own best person instead of trying to break other people down so you don’t feel less than. Life’s too short.

Okay, so now that I’ve addressed it, I’m just moving on to be happy about the cover and spread, and hope all of you love it!!

Kthxbye!

If you want me to sign your copy (I’d be more than happy to!!), send a self-addressed stamped enveloped with the mag to:

Olivia Munn

c/o G4’s Attack of the Show

5850 West 3rd Street

Los Angeles, CA  90036

Hey Olivia is a magazine I created with only YOU, the fans in mind. Along with answering your questions on Twitter, (follow me @oliviamunn), I created a 20-page photo spread that I hope you like…

And over 66% of you picked the poster that will be in every magazine:

And Click HERE to BUY NOW!!!!

And of course I’ll sign it! And YES, you can buy all magazines and send them in one envelope and I’ll sign all at once. Send in a SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE:

Olivia Munn c/o G4’s Attack of the Show

5850 West 3rd Street

Los Angeles, CA 90036