The Chinese are getting morbidly obese. Quick! Hide the pie lollipops!

A Chinese industrial machinery company has negotiated a deal to buy Hummer from GM. 

As part of the deal, the Hummer will continue to be built in Louisiana until 2010. Which means we won’t have to worry about job loss for at least a year for the Hummer plant.

The sales of Hummers have gone down 40% since last May. Most likely because they’re massive, unnecessary vehicles that suck up so much gas and the only good thing about them is they make guys with small penises feel like they have an extra inch.

A man threatening to jump off a bridge in China and commit suicide was pushed off the bridge by a motorist who was fed up with the traffic.

The jumper held up traffic on the bridge for 5 hours. Police tried to coax him down, but it wasn’t working. Then a retired soldier offered his help to get the jumper to come down. Police refused his help, so the man crossed police barriers, went up to the jumper, shook his hand and then pushed him off the bridge! The man fell 26 feet onto an inflated emergency cushion.

The soldier told reporters, “I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish.”

Mr Chen is said to have suffered spine and elbow injuries and is recovering in a Guangzhou hospital. And he was apparently suicidal because of his debt totaling around $250,000.

The bridge has gained a macabre reputation, attracting at least 12 would-be suicide jumpers since the start of April.  None of the 12 has jumped, although each has held up traffic for several hours.

Is it wrong that I find this awesome?