Robot invasion is coming- not kidding!
Researchers at NSA are working on a database or robot for a brain that will be able to respond almost like a real human being- “instantaneously to complex questions posed by intelligence analyst”.
They believe that with more date and personal information like your phone calls, credit card receipts, GPS tracks, even Amazon purchases and Facebook/MySpace accounts- one day the “Aquaint” (Advanced QUestion Answering for INTelligence) will one day know what people are thinking AND what and how they think it!
Creeeeeepy.
Apparently the system is so potentially intrusive that at least one researcher has quit.
Feb 18, 2009 |
I can’t wait till robots that understand the human mind are a reality, maybe then they will be able to show the humans the error of their ways. Plus, we could send robots to outerspace for deep space missions to other solar systems where they may find other worlds like our own. Robots can be a good thing and if for some reason we as a race become extinct the robots could be our legacy. Robots are the future…
nooooooooooooooooo. we dont want a stupid robot taking over the world. STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS NOW!!! you stupid people. pringles :). life isnt going to be the same. freedom for the people. down with robots,up with will smith. it will belike irobot alllll over again. except it will be reallll!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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ahh what a spiffing comment. we are very SERIOUS about that comment!
pfft if they load it with windows vista it’ll crash constantly and free up from a lack of ram. Don’t worry all we need to do is have it perform a difficult task and kill it when it freezes up.
Sweet! One day I’ll have my very own HAL!
Damn that is crazy.
I’m going to need a shield. Olivia, can I borrow Blair Butler? She speaks robot right?
Will be so embarrassing when that thing starts outing all my fool ass desires and perversions.
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Link doesn’t work, that fuckity for that!
Robo-tittys
Its an NSA robot brain. For all that we know, 1/2 of the responses on here were generated by it. hahahaha….. error 517 code 35782…….see line 789568483728234 response code adrkufledfe ALPHA RED DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
by your commmand…by your commmand…by your commmand…by your commmand…by your commmand…by your commmand…
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(frak youse all! I’m joining the winning side!!!)
Seriously, have you seen the Cylon chicks? And they come in series #s. There are jokes in there.
I wonder how long it is before we are walking down the street with robots that are also going to work. Makes you wonder.
wtf! that is so messed up.
Awwwwww.. robot armageddon?
I was hoping for a global zombie uprising.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…..I CAN’T WAIT…..!!!!!!…….ROBOTS ARE COOL…….LIKE ME…..!!!!!!…….K
I’m surprised Apple isn’t the ones coming out with this creepy mostly useless waist of money.
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.
This shit’s real, man. Better get out the Uzi for it all drops; we in for one hell of a show. Imagine gettin’ robbed by one of these, and goin’ back to tell all the homies why you’re late. They’d laugh at your ass. And so would I.
i jus want a sex bot, when will i get my sex bot??
They keep making robots better and more intelligent even though they know something will go wrong and we will be enslaved by robots
Don’t worry if these robots get out of hand I’ll tell Chris Brown to handle it!
Meh, I’m still think the Zombie invasion is a bigger problem. But maybe we can just hide and let the robots and zombies kill each other off.
robotico is here!
this is just no cool, if they know what we think they cand find out where we are, and what we are going to dothey are just going to take over because they are perfect and we are obsolite. this freaks me out under the layer of my soul that likes to kill
I WANT ONE!!!
Finally something that can think FOR me, besides all the ads on TV… now if you’ll excuse me.. The TV says I need a Big Mac, Chalupa and some Mr.Clean Disinfectant Wipes.
I dont trust most humans, what makes these people think imma trust a robot.
I say bring ‘em on.
sounds alot like the “eagle Eye” concept
oh my goodnesss…. is that why they own everything on facebook now? This is what they want it for? Good lord.
Yikes! That is really creepy…..
Unless it answers like REAL humans:
“Uh….Uh….I don’t know……5?”
I for one am looking for to to ropocolips haha
Crazy!! Keep it away from Google’s servers , or It will store everything and turn into Skynet haha!! But seriously, be scared
I’m nostalgic for the good old days when all I had to worry about was what color to press next on my Simon. Red, Green , Green, Red. unnnnnn Damn.
That’s pretty scary. It will probably be really helpful for a while before it turns on us though.
I’m confused has the NSA been outsourced to Google? I feel like they will be able to provide the required database any day now…(Don’t hurt me Google!)
Just lay back and savor the dominance of our metal Gods. No more worries. No more freedom. And all the pie and donuts we can eat.
I don’t think they’ll ever get a robot that can think like us. It’d be on some I, Robot malfunctioning shit. Next thing you know all hell breaks loose.
All hail our robot overlords!
i’m… not sure how i feel about that.
a little creepy. i guess i could understand a few benefits but that just seems like a disaster in the making when it starts being abused.
This seems cool now, but I see it backfiring, giving them everyones info, bad idea
I’d buy it if the robot can play Wii Tennis and expert drums on Rock Band.
It’s inevitable. When the apocalypse arrives, I’m heading for Grimace’s basement to get lit out of my mind.
2012!!!!
YAY everyone welcome for party in basement! Everyone even angry rooster!
where the f*ck is JOHN CONNER!!!!
kill the robots! Lol
We have to kill the robots! Lol
Well I, for one, welcome our new Benevolent Robot Overlords!
*forces smile, looks around for robot monitoring drones*
Needs a “wipes your ass” feature before I’m interested.
Wow fuckin insane! They’re gonna come and attack us like in I’Robot! They’ll attack us and then take us to the FEMA camps. If you guys don’t know what that is I suggest you google or youtube FEMA camps and the north American Union.
Oh boy. Here we go. Robopocalyse soon.
I’m better than a robot!
yeah christian bale will definately give them an earful hahaha…
Oh yeah like thats breaking news. Tell us when they’re actually successful.