Proof I’m signing your Playboys!
There is a storage room filled with boxes of Playboys. And it’s been very hard to get through all of them and write a personal note to each of you. BUT I have new metallic markers that don’t smear, someone to hand me the magazines, and commercial breaks to sign them in. My goal: Sign all Plaboys by next Tuesday! Goal Set!!!
Nov 3, 2009 |
dan? wait….she signed MINE!!!!
yes it must be yours, because your name is so unique it just has to be yours
holy fuck! it is mine! no fuckign joke! i just got mine today! sexactly the same shit written on it…and everything! holyyy fcukk! thnkssss olivia!
hey lets say your dad stole your issue of the magazine the night before you go back to college and threw it away even though you are 19 yrs old and you have had trouble tracking down another copy of the issue would you still sign an issue even it it was mailed way later than all the others or is whenever your done with those ur done signing them for good?
“Show the world, Eugene. This is Eugene, well you can’t really see him ‘cuz he’s black…” I lol’d so hard there.
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE TO SEND MINE TO BE SIGNED?!!
im not sure you can anymore….wish you could though, i missed it when she was takin them
You could just do it like Ruby Rod from The Fifth Element, and run a brush dipped in paint over the surface of it.
OMG I was just thinking that exact same thing LOL. He was so rediculous in that movie HAHAHA. I am sending mine in next week. I just moved to Chicago again and it got lost in the move but luckily I just stumbled upon it a couple days ago
Olivia your the shit for taking so much time to do this. AND ROCK ON WASHINGTON STATE INTERN HELPING THE COOLEST PERSON ON TV!!!!!!!!!!
This just proves that Cougs run the world… or read Olivia’s mail. Either way, Go Cougs!
hell yah! GO COUGS!
You worry too much Olivia. I know your real fans don’t care how long it takes and that we’d much rather have personalized messages. Anyone that complains that you’re taking to long is just a douche.
Thanks Olivia…can’t wait to see what you wrote out for me! I hope you make your goal!
Sam - Florida
It’s funny.. you can tell who is a fan and who is here to herd cattle. Hahahaha.
Go Go Gadget Hand Cramp!
Olivia, show some love to ARGENTINA, we can’t get that issue here
I’m sure mine is the last one she’ll sign, but I’m OK with that. Worth the wait.
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
A WOMAN OF HER WORD!!! I LIKE THAT!!!!
BUT UHH……WHEN DO YA THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO GET TO THE HUNDREDS MAG!?!?! JUST CURIOUS!!!
Olivia will you please address the foot fetish crowd and get this over with? Enough of these crazy foot people!
YES I DO MR PEREIRA
I sent mine and it came back with ‘chocolate’ stains on it. I have my suspicions. O.O
I gotta know who is still bitching? Your campaign to assure the masses you are working hard is far too affective. You have a better spin crew than the likes of which have been seen in “Wag the Dog”. Who is left saying, “damn that bitch, my $15.63 investment is starting to not be worth it”. Whoever that is, send them back a copy of September 2009 Playboy with Heidi Montag on the cover, they don’t deserve you.
P.S. Kevin threw an offer out there at the end. Now normally, I’m not one to have sex with men, but at the same time I could never pass up a Famous Fuck. Be sure to pass my info along to the appropriate channels. My measurements are “Husky, with beard”.
UH, have you SEEN the Heidi Montag photos??? That girl is BEYOND hot. I’m with you on everything else. Just for the record, based on what I know (or don’t know) about those two total babes, I would still take O-Munn because she her personality and brains are like a complex, shimmering, luminescent fixture of prismatic splendor and beauty.
I am holding onto my magazines with Olivia on the cover. My unsigned copies will be worth something 100 years from now..
You’re smarter than you know Schuey. Think about it, Olivia will have autographed 99% of all the Playboy’s published by the time everyone gets theirs back, and an unsigned copy is going to be rarer than a T206 Honus Wagner baseball card.
We knew you would . Thanks Olivia. Hey, If you reach your goal can you do the sweet ass in your face dance again at the end of the show to celebrate?
You’re a trooper Olivia. And for those of you giving her a hard time…….BACK OFF!!!!! You’re lucky she even takes the time to do such things.
Yeah. Haha. Me too. Anybody else have a boner for Munn? Tell the world bitches.
I think Olivia is the one giving me the “hard time”.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist
I knew I should have chosen my words better. Dirty boys!
haha That’s awesome! I’ll have to pick up an edition. Love that he says “wanna fuck?” at the end. Poetry sometimes helps, but usually the more direct route is quicker. I don’t mean sappy poetry either. More like roses are red, violets are blue…drop your pants. It’ll work cuz if you’re already naked, and she hasn’t run there’s probably a good reason for that.
My copy is a bit sticky, will you still sign it?
I would like to answer Kevin’s question that was at the end: YES. lol
my goodness! How many mags were sent to ya? O.O Can we get a number?
AND…so you aren’t personally signing them all?!??!??
Nah she really is signing them all personally. The whole part of the video with her getting “caught” having her intern/PAs do it is a joke like her and Kevin do. That’s what so cool and special about it she actually is doing it all.
ROFL @ Kevin’s “Wanna Fuck?” line at the end, that was unexpected
You should befriend Grant Imahara from Mythbusters, and have him build a robot that randomly signs the signatures and customizes it based on your own handwriting, but then also sorts and readies each magazine for the mail!
Easy, peasy.
Ah, the sweatshop system!!! How very ingenious and Asian of you, Ms. Munn.
Thanks Ms.Munn I don’t mind waiting to jerk off as long as it has your autograph and we can all tell you love us your fans so take you time and go ahead and eat your twistlers.
haha Kevin at the end…classic. Its is really something special to have such dedication to your fans you rock Olivia
I’m kinda torn, because I see everyone else getting theirs and it’s bugging the hell out of me I don’t have mine. But knowing how committed you are to getting these done makes me feel confident it’s only a matter of time before mine are sitting in the mailbox.
once again im glad i was at the OMFG meet at comic con 09. nothing beat waking up at 5 for breakfast and having a cold, walking 2 miles to the convention center wait in line for like 3 hours just to have my playboy signed by you. the wonderful munn. made the video too. stoked!!!
Well I got teased for getting all suck upy on you in the mesage boards, but you know what. Fuck these guys. Thanks olivia. I actually feel bad that you are pushing yourself so hard because you think we deserve it, the truth is we don’t deserve you. You rock Munny.
I was kidding you kiss ass.
Think we are beyond a Donkey punch at this point? Who wants a Jelly Donut? Or you could just explain what Sherlocking is to me…
I can haz donkey punch?
@gerrad / daniel ….this is getting hot. fitting for a donkey punch. make it so.
So was I you touchy bastard = )
eugene the magical jeep!
oh and kevin…sure why not.
you are awesome Olivia! Good luck and can’t wait to get mine
its not a wax that’s on the cover. its a a type of protection used in the printing industry called UV coating (ultra
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its Ultraviolet coating used to prevent water damage to the magazines and in this case your markers. I know cause i got to print the magazine at my work.
That’s not JUST protecting against water damage you know. Its for other types of…….spills as well
well i never sent my copy in, wouldn’t add to your work load like that Munn. take a nap for fuck’s sake!
very cool that you are signing them all…but you should have a rule..if kevin is getting makeup put on he cant make fun of you
I got mine a week ago and they are the AWEsome!
haha, the interns signing them. Dont worry about it they only care cause your on TV.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY……..I HEAR U!!!!………
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..K
….HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…..”COME AND KNOCK……ON MY DOOR!!!….
….I’M FOR REALLLLL!!!!!………OOOOOOOO….LIVIA!!!!…….
OOOOOOOOOOO….K
Woman, your devotion to your fans is just freakin’ awesome! I just can’t help thinking how strong of a grip you’re gonna have after all of this signing!
Luv~n~Hugs O!
I never had doubts =). Hope you get some rest. Take care =).
Awesome as always Munn! Thats why i love ya!
Seeing the message above and your recent thread makes me appreciate the playboys that I will eventually receive even more.
Very smart of you to use the metallic markers for signing the playboys.
Again, as always, thank you Olivia for your dedication to your fans.
Take Care of yourself Olivia!
Thanks Liv-Munny!! I got my copies signed and delivered about 10 days ago. BTW, you put, “Rare, where are you?” What does that mean? Got the heart, but no Chinese eyes. Maybe on the next issue you sign… which will be your Hey Olivia Magazine.
O M F G!!
What I want to know is If I send mine now, will you still sign it? It took me 6 weeks to find a copy, had to go to an adult book store to get one because all the convenience stores in po-dunk florida have 2 month old copies on the shelf. By the time I got my issue I saw the stacks of boxes you already had to sign an figured you would never get to mine. Maybe I can send it in with a copy of your new mag and you can sign them both?
I would love to be friends with you and Kevin…..my kind of people.I always have a laugh watching you guys and you seem so genuine.Good luck on your Playboy signing adventure…..even Frodo would have given up by now…lol.
Olivia always = FTW!
That’s awesome you’re taking time out to sign all those magazines!
I was very happy when I recieved the Playboys you signed for me a few months ago!
The only bad part is that I was in the hospital when the arrived.
It is so nice to know that you will go through the trouble to personalize each one. It’s really awesome of you.