Power Tool Sex Toy Injures Woman
A 27-year-old woman in Maryland was airlifted to the hospital after she was injured during a sex.
Her boyfriend or husband called 911 after he attached a high-powered saber saw to one of her sex toys… The saw then cut through the plastic toy, wounding the woman.
Don’t know how bad the injuries were, but they were severe enough for medevac.
Okay, how dull does your pussy have to be to attach a high-powered SABER SAW to your sex toy? She needs to put her pussy in the time-out chair.
Mar 11, 2009 |
sorry, I I don’t get it
“She needs to put her pussy in the time-out chair.” <—–BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Next time she will let him attach a vibrator to the end of a loaded rifle.
Just leave them in a room full of power tools and sex toys, have the Darwin awards ready.
*wants none of that pussy.*
wow… I heard “EEEPICCC FAAAIILLLL!!!” in the back of my head when I finished reading this story…
I would’ve thought a hedge trimmer would be more appropriate!;) Hi Oh!
LOL, oh the humiliation of not only having to explain “what happened” to the doctor, the 911 operator, but then having to explain to your friends and family that you “accidentally” sawed your wife’s vagina! That’s way too funny!
Wow did they actually think that that was a good idea.
Sounds hot. He was all like “I’m gonna power tool you!” and she was like “Charge me up with this!” and he was like “OK!” and then it somehow went downhill from there.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…………I HAVE A POWER TOOL…..!!!!!!!!!!…………AND A POWER DRIVE…..!!!!!!!!!!!…….HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY………………….K
Poor her. She was just having fun. I live in Maryland.
Sick…reminds me of that episode of Moral Orel when his mother needs something stronger in the bedroom and goes to the hardware store and completely mutilates her vagina. So disturbing.
Right up there in the “don’t try this at home” catagory.
Jezuz H Christ…..seriously Miss Munn? First, your cousin slicing his scrot, now this?
yeeeeeuuuuuck…….
I love my state.
terrible loss. adventurous people make me happy. lol.
What the hell was that women thinking?! She must be that boring. Oh well that was awesome but weird at the same time.
Wow. That’s just horribly awesome. XD
haha “during a sex”, that sounds awesome
and also, that is so disgusting
Bad Pussy. Or Boring BF??? hummm
hacksaw hysterectomy!!
Damn, she killed that pussy!
Iam ashmed by this dumbbitch f ing MD’s name . By the way we are all not freaks.
“Injured during a sex.” I like it.
Britney Spears: Dang y’all I though I had problems.
ha ha, dumb bitch
wierd! She must have been really bored.
Imagine that phonecall to her parents!
“Mom, I’m in the hospital.”
“What’s wrong honey? What happened?”
“…Um…”
Jesus, woman. Just buy a hitachi magic wand.
i told you to shut up
I didn’t ask you.
Magic wand probably can’t quite get to the magic spot. Then again, it doesn’t have a serrated blade.
Jam it up your ass like you usually do!;)
Now turn it on and wait for the fun to begin!
OK I’ve got the dildo attached to the drill, now what?
Everyone knows you’re supposed to attach dildos to DRILLS, not saws. Jesus.
their are so many things wrong with that…well now Brittany has competition for whose pussy hangs out more lol
what is the only one thing that can replace saber saws? one dude and a washingmachine
WOW, jUST WOW
She sounds like fun though, to be all like “yeah fuck me up with that power-saw dildo,” and ok she didn’t know her taint was gonna get sawed-through but she was game for new ways to cum and for that I salute her hillbilly ass-sawed self!
Is now a good time to be making Tim the tool man tailor ‘ugh’ noises?
I wonder how long it took the guy to realize that she was screaming for all the wrong reasons.
“OH MY GOD!”
“YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON’T YOU!”
Ha ha! Comment of the day
Real women don’t bother attaching the sex toy.
BTW, you’ve managed to equal the “getting a 3 inch gouge in your bag” story for poke-my-eyes-out horribleness, only for the opposite sex! Well done, madam, well done.
Ouch and messed up is the whole story. Damn she must be dull and senseless. Atleast take out the blade damn
ouch.
i like your use of the word dull XD
Sex with powertools is no new thing, most likey got the inspiration from a site like fuckingmachines dot com. Only difference is they modify their power tools and typically remove any saw blades first. I nominate this for a Darwin award because surely they will never reproduce now.
That’s a mistake she won’t be making twice.
Your right. Next time it will be a jackhammer.
You actually thought of a way that it could’ve been worse. Well played.
Putting a sex toy on a saber saw sounds like one of the worst ideas ever. Why would the woman let him do such a thing?
Don’t knock it till you try it.
I guess this makes her Jessica Vag Murder ?
One of Olivia’s suggested names for the Bond Girl skit.
these days some of us humans just pleasure ourselves by using vacuums, oil lubricants, and saber saws. why just buy some fleshlight, dominatrix, vibrators or a gimp ninja? remember “safety first!!”
by the way nice yaris backroundclass olivia
At least now she’ll never have to deliver a child by C-section.
I guess this is just one more reason that the gift Anna David gave you (probably) still sits unopened in the trunk of your car
Wow that sux for her lolz.
Stupid ass idea btw.
I guess they didn’t read the safety manual. Chapter six “Saw Ribbed for Her Pleasure”.
How unsatisfying must her husbands wang be to her that she would be cool with in an F-ING SAW in her lady bits.
That’s why humans can’t have sex with power tools. Hope she had her shots…
OMG ! Yesterday your cousin junk now this =( no one’s genitals are safe.
Damn I can’t believe some one actually cut her a new one…
OK sorry, I hope she’ll be ok, probably no sex for a year, damn.
Wait how was this a good idea to either one ?