OMG… i peed my pants- literally.
I was filling up gas and I see this guy dressed in furs and wolf vests… let me say that again- he was wearing furs and wolf vests… and he was trying to pick up on this girl. I just had to grab a picture for the blog. But, then he turned around and was really excited I wanted his picture. And then he started getting into his “journey”. He told me all about the “wolf energy that surrounds us all” and the “hawks that circle above and take our souls“. And he’s 100% serious.
He goes on to tell me, “I’m a skater and I worship the devil. So I’m a Skatanic.” Apparently he has a band called the Skatanic Rednecks… Yeah, he insisted I take write down his MySpace Page to learn more about him.
He insisted I get out and take a picture with him and his wolf-dog, Dande… I tried so hard not too laugh in his face, but I couldn’t help it. I tried to fight back the tears and pee because, even I know, it’s so rude to laugh in someone’s face… but here we are: Darren- stoic wolfman, and me- peeing, laughing Olivia.
Oh, and he also had a dream catcher in his truck. I peed a little bit just typing that.
Me trying to keep it together:
Me losing it right in front of his face:
And his wolf vest:
And yes, “Wildride” (OM.com commenter) maybe he is the designer of the awesome Three Wolf T-shirt!
I used to have a dreamcatcher with wolves sitting at the base. it fell off the back of my TV and broke. So now it only catches broken dreams. haha
OMG I PEED ON A STUDENT TODAY SOO HALARIOUS
LMFAO I would have PEED to ROFLMFAO!!!! Conan the barbarian LMFAO!!!!!!
:role model:
only proves to me that god has a really askew sense of humor
that is way better than a wolf t shirt, because it is made out of real wolf and othe animals. He is awesome
That second pic is hilarious because Olivia looks like she’s about to burst!
How much is that gas back there? Under 3 bucks? WTF? It’s at least 3 in Michigan and we have no jobs!
I used to have a dreamcatcher…then it broke and now it just lays on my car floor…no wolf vests or Satanic Wolf power though…
DAD!
Dare you make fun of my wolf brudda!!!!?
(No, really, go ahead and make fun; he’s a doof:)
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You sure that’s not Jesus?
He looks like Conan The Barbarian’s brother.
Skatanic? Is he trying to say that he worships a skateboarding Satan? I never would’ve thought Lucifer was a skater!
Skatanic? So he worships scat? HOT!
I’ve seen this guys band play local bars over here in Anaheim, CA. Excellent.
that is crazy.
Checked out his Myspace page then my comments and questions:
He wanted to be Iron but it has to be Wonderwoman? WTF?
His General comment sounds like a lyric from an 80’s hair band.
The dog with gun must be from Texas.
The picture with him in the back with dog and the dog’s eyes are glowing. That’s fucked up.
Why is he standing next to a tree? Is it going to start talking to him? (Why are you a douchebag?)
The picture of him with 3 other guys and one girl. He looks the most human.
Picture with the rapper.. I guess. Looks like someone punched him from the side.
I love that he’s got 2 hometowns.. sorta.
The picture below “LIFE CAN BE A CONSTANT BATTLE with which I LOVE TO PROSPEROUSLY PREVIAL!” doesn’t make sense. Guy aiming a gun at him, guy swinging a stick at him then why is there a guy in the background with a shovel?
If they remake Red Dawn or do a sequel, they should cast him. He’ll kill whoever the enemy is with “The Most Interesting Man in the World.”
public service announcement. if a man dressed like this comes up to you and tells you he’s the beast master and asks if you want to see his ‘ferret’ run a way as quickly as possible and notify the authorities. or Connan the Cimerian.
that fucking dog is HUGE! his head is bigger than Olivias and even stoic wolf mans.. i call mutant!
Woah. What a dork. Epic costume, though. I think I would pee my pants laughing too. But I’d be afraid he’d pull out his hunting bow and kill me all Deliverance style or something.
this is a common site in iowa…i pee my pants a lot
I peed a little reading this.
LMAO
“The Native Americans always said that working with hides and pelts releases the soul.” –Chazz Michael Michaels
For reals I really do like his band the “Skatanic Rednecks” They’re sick. But I like you more. HOOTY HOOOOOOOOOO!
well one thing is right, this guy is fucking built. did you see his six pack and biceps?! damn. check his myspace if you havent.
did you get his number olivia?
too funny. that goes up on my facebook AND daily forum i post too.
DUDE!!! those poor wolves… they probably owed him money or something… so he makes them into a vest…? who the Eff does that?! i wouldve at least made some daisy dukes with ‘em. Olivia you laughing picture with the guy is proceless
lol
that is officially the gayest merman ive ever seen
i bet “Dog the bounty hunter”’s his favorite show
“Sergeant! Burn the fields…”
Wearing roadkill is the new black! New favorite douche.
Cute wolf-dog. My sister used to have one. That’s a pic of her as a pup in my avatar.
Lothar of the Hill People is alive!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf man is TEH BEST
I actually think this guy is awesome!
I don’t care if he’s crazy, but it looks like he’s living his dream! He looks like he’s having the time of his life.
Didn’t I see this guy in “Cannibal: The Musical”?
OMG. Maybe he’s just a happy dude who wants to share his own little view with everyone… even if they just DGAF? Hm. I say WIN. But still, Olivia- pp.com? hilarity. <3
That outfit just screams, “PIMP!!!”
I would give my wheelchair up for that vest!
What a loser. Take a bath, hippie!
You can add wolf bait to your list of skills!
He is beyond awesomely odd….and kinda scary. Thanks for braving the craziness in order to share with us. Too freakin’ funny!!
Hey I think your hot I know you’ve heard that a million times but you are.
Wasn’t this guy an extra in ‘Conan the Barbarian’? …….. Knock-Knock….Hey Wolf-dude, The 70’s are here to take their bad acid trip wardrobe back…
I wonder where he wanted to take the girl out to that he was hitting on? Maybe somewhere for a some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
I thought I would never see something more awesome than the three wolf tshirt but that guy has clearly got it going on.
ooohh!! man! i wish i was there with u there!!!
The guy is quite the character.
Haha thought the dude look like a Rasta on the first photo. Nice post. “Lizzing” in public… awesome.
Went on his myspace. I see he’s a Gemini. That explains everything.
That looks like Bruce Springsteen if he had been raised by wolves. “I was booorn in the wolf cave. Booooorn in the wolf caaaave.” Wolves live in caves right?