Nerdgasims, commense!
It’s the Star Wars Tauntaum Sleeping Bag from Think Geek will be available for purchase in time for holiday season!! You can buy it in November. Cost for the Star Wars sleeping bag?- $99.99. Cost of never touching a boob ever again?- Priceless.
Oct 13, 2009 |
blah blah blah smell bad on the outside…love starwars so much. 5s my fav.
I’d rather kill a real tauntaun, sleep in it, and then have sex with it. Doesn’t cost $99.99 either (excluding medical bills).
Something tells me, even if one does buy this, he (or she) would have not shortage of boobs to touch… See my list of examples below:
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2. h t t p: (double right slash) farm1.static.flickr.com/219/521111180_1205e200b8.jpg
3. h t t p: (double right slash) filesll.fluxstatic.com/00C1558901BF9D4C00073EFBFFFF/Jpg/B-1218/AR560×420,Resize/633826651200000000
Never touching a boob may be a small price to pay if you wanna survive the harsh, freezing cold environment of Hoth.
WANT
wow, the inside fabric even looks like intestines. america ftw.
I bet I could fit some boobies in thire
buy one and touch your own boobs.
Yeah, this looks strange.
Oh! I thought they smelled like nerdgasim on the outside!
Considering the sterotypical demographic such an item is marketed for, I think you might want to be more specific when if comes to never touching a “boob” again.
Heheh, did you take this to your girl’s night slumber party? ;P That way you can play Taboo and eat ice cream from the comfort of your own tauntaun!
Anyone who would sleep in this should get pissed on when they fall asleep.
A real nerd knows how to spell commence.
probably nerdgasm too, but i wont front, this might be the greatest thing ive ever seen
Hey Miss Munn, I bet there are lots of girlgeeks who will not only jump in that tauntaum sack with a boygeek, but let him touch her girlgeek boobs as well.
Take care.
AGAIN?!? So you’re assuming someone who would buy this actually HAS touched a breast before???
You’re an optimistic gal!!!
that would b kool if i was 5 or if i had a kid!
I love the light-saber zipper puller … genius!
hahaha!
Boobies or bad smell on the inside? Hmm, gonna have to go w/ the boobies!
That is one of the coolest things that I have seen in a while.
“Commense” Really??
Sure it’s comfy, but oy vey, the smell…
That’s awesome! They actually created one from the April Fool’s prank… excellent.
I think I’d rather touch a boob. Yeah, I’d definitely rather touch a boob.
they should make 1 shaped like a kolto tank that would be bad ass
I want it!!!!!!
Ya, I have boobs of my own that I can touch (if I so desired) so I’ll totally take this please
cool, reminds me of the, “munn munn” photoshop winner.
Is it just me or would that fucking scar a kid for life.
” Hey Billy….remember in Star Wars where Han guts a two legged moose creature and stuffs Luke in the steaming carcass to sleep it off….do ya Billy?….well now it’s your turn….get in the stuffed animal sweetie.”……..
And…scene…lol.
P.S: I prefer boobs to Star Wars….what can i tell ya…i’m a guy.
Reminds me of the Photoshop someone did of the “Munn Munn” lol
Ha, that does look cozy,
ill take boobs instead though
Child included?
Too F’n cool!…No! Wait! Boobies! Boobies!!
Is that the little boy who plays Jamie Scott on One Tree Hill?
WOW!!! They finally got the license from LucasArts to make that thing…AWESOME!!!!
already ahead of you on this one.
Holy crap this is beyond cool. Where were things like this when I was a kid?
BEST THING EVER!!!!
me loves it… i’ll take twooooo….
I thought they smelled bad on the outside. - The Empire Strikes Back
considering this started out as an april fools joke, I think it’ll sell like hawt-cakes.
this is cool but i dont think i would buy it for myself maybe for my little brother and its not cuz i wanna touch a boob haha
Who needs boob when you can get deep inside a Tauntaun like that !Sure it smells bad, but really who hasn’t been there? Am I right guys?……….guys?
Right, Gerrard!…Oh hell, there goes my commemorative shout-out!
`If that is all it takes to ruin a shout out, I am really fucked for some of the things I have said in the forum LOL….
I always get boob action. I’m known as the phantom-tittie-grabbing-menace!
I want one shaped like Jabba the Hutt! HoHoHoHoHo!
It’s for children, Olivia. What do they care about touching boobs?
So Cool. Already plan on buying one. I just hope they make these sleeping bags in Adult sizes and not just for kids. Also, I hope they do not smell like Tauntauns on the inside.
On second thought, I like touching boobs way too much to buy one of these sleeping bags.
they look like their spooning. and the kid looks a little excited.
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