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my people are getting fat!

The Chinese are getting morbidly obese. Quick! Hide the pie lollipops!

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Fatty Fun Time

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  1. Please remove this section. It is offensive. Fat people have feelings too.

  2. lol they suck at basketball

  3. Fatties will take over…if they could catch us!

  4. you have a weird obsession with fat people.

  5. I was totally going to make a “more chins than a beijing phonebook” joke, but nobody uses phone books anymore and “more chins than you would get hits for if you googled “chin in beijing” right now” is kinda clumsy… so…

    This just gave me an awesome idea for a google bomb. What. Up.

  6. socialismrox | August 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    All fat people need to be put in internment camps until they are skinny. You didnt see any fat Jews liberated from the Nazi camps did you?

  7. Damn I love badminton

  8. olivia aren’t WE your people?

  9. Fattys=global warming

  10. Give fat ppl all the food they want. let them die doing what they love. or get off your ass and exercise. its your choice.

  11. olivia should be a drill instructor at a fat camp. i can see her just making them cry those pounds away. fat camps need to be more hard work. these kids need to get up early in the morning and walk a mile to breakfast then another 2 miles to get lunch then 5 to get dinner only to find out that all 3 meals are rice cakes and water. maybe a slice of bread and a carrot too.

  12. Really?
    Diet plan: Eat a vegetable and run a lap. Repeat until desired results.

  13. Oh, for fucks sake. $1000 a month?! Avoid starches and sugars, eat less, and get some exercise! It’s not difficult.

  14. Texas2steppin | August 5, 2009 at 10:47 am

    It’s okay China, You’ve still got someway to go to catch up to us (U.S). “MY PEOPE” Oliva Munn is Chinese/Asian??? I thought alot of thing but not Asain..Interesting

  15. camp rock sucks, fat camp rules

  16. ohh noes a fat camp!

  17. I always feel hungry after I eat chinese food. Apparantly so do they.

  18. Oh, oh… my god… it is terrible!
    If we continue that way being obesse more and moooore oh… , well… my god…. planet Earth may lost its orbit by the weight and travel through the stars and get lost forever in Universe or stamped on Mars!
    Please, Olivia, save us from the big fat threat!!
    Do something, please, like a footing or aerobics sexy dvd to make boys sweat and jump!! Oh, no , noo, jump is wooorse, better sweat… and move hands to float and fly.. oh my god… We are lost, we are all going to the black hole in wc galaxy… save us, Olivia, please…save us!!!!

  19. Hey Olivia…
    I love you, but I gotta tell you something.
    I never thought anyone could take your place
    on AOTS but Carissa Walford is the first host
    I’ve ever seen that could put you out of a job.
    She’s hot, confident, fun, and has amazing
    chemistry with Kevin. Sorry to post this publicly
    but it’s not as though I have your private email
    address. Don’t stay away too long. I’ve been in
    positions before where I thought I was “the man”
    and irreplaceable but there’s always someone
    gunning for your job. Again, not trying to be a dick,
    but watch out. That girl’s got *something.*
    Hopefully you’ll read this and make a life-altering
    decision. I just got home from a DJ gig and I’m
    a little drunk, otherwise I’d never bother writing.
    Best of luck. Don’t stay away too long!!!

    • Oh dear lord, I rarely weigh in on these ‘debates’, but here goes:

      1) Olivia’s job is not in jeopardy due to one or two appearances by Carissa whatever her name is (no disrespect).

      2) Olivia has an established presence and it took a lot of hard work and time to get there.

      3) Carissa may have personality in Australia, but it’s not coming through here stateside (at least not yet).

      4) Chemistry between Kevin and Carissa on AOTS is apparently subjective, because I haven’t seen it. And, no offence, Carissa’s voice is a bit annoying. I’ve heard many Australian accents before, but none quite like hers. Again, it may work in Australia, but it’s not working here stateside, at least not for some of us.

      5) Kevin and Olivia on AOTS have real chemistry, whether someone likes the show or not, they know it’s there. And Olivia’s personality is absolutely genuine. It’s more than just boobs and ass. She is real, she knows where she’s been, she knows where she comes from, she knows what it’s like. And most important, she’s a nerd.

    • ignore woz, hes a dumbass, carissa walford is “an annoying, 1 dimensional, tramp stamp” :D

      you should BAN WOZ for saying such a thing!!! hes being a commie! you COMMIE you aussie lover….

      THATS IT! IM KICKING A KOALA SO HARD IN THE FACE

      • I’m a dumbass because I have an opinion?
        You guys are ridiculous. I was drunk. I’m a fan like you.
        Relax, nerd. I guess I’d feel like you too if the last vagina
        I saw was the one that gave birth to me.

    • I wrote this while watching AOTS at 4 in the morning. Right after I closed my laptop, Carissa appeared in a bikini and I was like… “Fuck.”
      Amplify everything I said by a hundred. I don’t even like blondes but she’s fucking RIDICULOUS. Wow.

  20. Zeroknight92 | August 5, 2009 at 2:58 am

    I wonder how many people realized that this video was from 2 years ago lol

  21. Also, at least they are wanting to change and actually doing something about it.

  22. Wish more people in the US would go to that. . .

    Also on the subject of China camps, some kid was beaten to death at an internet ‘addiction’ camp in China by three guards. Guy was only 16 years old.

  23. Kyle W. Orstead | August 5, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Atleast they are doing something about the problem. We just keep making ours worse. I mean I have put on some weight recently which I would love to take off but I would have to give up beer. Sorry not gonna happen.

  24. Say it ain’t so?

  25. Wow and here I thought the only Fat Asians were sumos….Wait is he a sum….No he’d have to be Japanese….Silly

  26. how the hell is china getting fat…lol not the country i would have expected

  27. StoopidMonkey | August 5, 2009 at 12:10 am

    ha the plan is going perfectly

  28. david martinez | August 4, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    one of them looks like my brother. haha

  29. Wow….they already had a hard time seeing their wangs (sorry i just had to) now those guys are really screwed.

  30. China’s getting fat? Welcome to the rest of the world bitches.

  31. californianerd | August 4, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    0:23 is all i have to say lol

  32. It’s crazy considering that people in the clinics here are ten times bigger

  33. Wow =(.

  34. your telling them to hide the pie lollipops.=0/ I see you runnig over the fatties to get them pie lollipops.=0)

  35. that darn sweet&sour sugar sauce

  36. wait, hold up,
    its a fat camp to help others loose fat..
    its,
    good enough.

  37. aaah we aren’t the only ones…

  38. get them on P90X stat!

  39. It all started going downhill as soon as McDonalds opened a franchise in Mainland China. Asians sure do love their Mega Macs and Vanilla Shakes.

    Way to go corporate America!! Making the globe a little chunkier!

    • You cut me MJS.. as a representative of the brand we offer a wide range of healthy choice alternatives for a balanced lifestyle. Just super size your ranch dressing on the salad…

  40. chocobo.farmer86 | August 4, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Asian, African, European, American, blah blah blah. We all suffer from the same problems, glad to hear the little dig at America in there too saying the Chinese haven’t even come close to hitting the numbers of obese kids in America. A world wide problem that needs to be addressed by each nation. With less pie lollipops.

    • Obesity isn’t really a worldwide problem. Look at France, the UK, and the Middle East. Obsesity isn’t a epidemic in those places. America is the Epic Center of Obesity because of all the growth hormones and other addicting chemicals they are putting in our food for profit.

      Also the habit of children just sitting in front of a video game, computer, and television for hours everyday, instead of going outside for P.E. I should know, because I’m a American, and I was once Obese for these very reasons! I lost weight because I exercised by ass off (litterally) because I didn’t want to die before I really got to Live my life to the fullest!

  41. we americans sure are the world’s trendsetters

  42. This is a serious problem for millions of American children. The good news is that they are young, and can change their bad eating habits and get more exercise. Strange chemicals are being put in our food to make us addicted to many unhealthy fast foods on the market.They are taking it’s toll on Children and adults alike.

    • I’m kind of suprised that this epidemic has spread to China. At least they are doing something about it now, before it spread to America’s obesity levels.

  43. Tyler Durden | August 4, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Reminds me of when I see all the Asians playing basketball in the gym. They make one basket in 2 hours.

  44. seriously!!!

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