My audition tape for “Attack of the Show”
For the 1000th Attack of the Show, the producers dug into the vault to find my screen test with Kevin. A little background on that day: I didn’t know that I was going to be on set with Kevin, with lights, cameras and a whole test. I thought I was just coming in for a meeting. I walk through a door, get miked up, meet Kevin for the first time and then start my screen test. And well, I was going through my “hippie” stage and not wearing bras… So, yeah.. I look a lot different, but it’s fun to see the chemistry between Kevin and I was real from the start.
Jul 10, 2009 |
I think Olivia had eye surgery, not to look less Asian, but I think that is certainly one effect of the new look. Her eyes are now less almond shaped. She also naturally conveys more emotion thru her eyes now. Personally, I’m against altering your appearance through surgery unless it’s reconstructive surgery following an accident. (The more Asian looking the better I say…wink, wink!) But Olivia lives in La La Land (L.A.) and this was probably more for her career than for herself. Sadly, one surgery can lead to another so I hope she doesn’t get obsessive and start getting more and more work done when she gets older. Friggin’ Hollywood!
Olivia is a fucking stupid cunt who doesnt even like video games shes just a useless whore who was too fat to be a model so she got a job on a channel that has NO WOMEN, so of course all the nerdalingers like you faggots will go WOW SHE IS SOOO HAWT.
She isnt funny, she’s ugly, her stomach is huge, you faggots have obviously never seen real women in your lives because you just sit at home watching this gay shit all day.
G4 is for fags,olivia is ugly
Olivia Munn might be rude, have adult ADHD, and be a b*tch in real life…but she’s not fat. She is very attractive, and let me tell you…6 times a day and 7 times on Sunday. As a matter of fact, I think you picked up on the fact Olivia really has issues with overweight people. I think when she gains 5 lbs (15 lbs would be fine) she freaks out, and we start seeing her wearing blousy tops like she’s trying to hide a baby bump. I think she’s a bit OCD, and that could be a reason she is obsessive about fat and fat people. She might have uncontrollable negative thoughts about things that disgust her. I think you’re saying she was too fat to be a model because you know this will hurt her feelings since she has an obsession. Play nice. Call her a rude b*tch all day cuz she does need an attitude adjustment, but don’t try to f**k with her head to wound her inner child. Do that, and you’re just as bad if not worse than Olivia Munn, a woman who is openly proud she made a 16 yr old boy cry on Love Line. Were you that boy?
Like the pididdle action.
You’re awesome. Even brave enough to show up without a bra! YOU GO GIRL!
Who needs a playboy magazine with Oliva Munn in it when you have her Audition Tape? Wow that put a bad taste in even MY mouth… ick… it’s sticky. Oh well for being in front of some cameras like BOOM you did very well! I would have probably froze up and started to sweat, pass out, then foam at the mouth…..
Probably would
It’s a bit chilly in the room.
I can see why you got the gig on AOTS, it was the chemistry between you and Kev, and you seemed very relaxed, and down to earth. Those are very important items, because they make you relatable. The “twins” were just a nice added bonus.
Good Charisma! I think the no bra was on purpose =D
also, thank you for that video. there will be an odd spike in 2:00 a.m. traffic on your site nao.
Hell Toupee wishes he HAD two REALLY good reasons why Olivia Munn was hired.
Olivia!!! Olivia!!! Did you get yourself a cheek implant and a nose job and eyelid surgery? LOL! Ur cute now!
ha ha its all about the back door
Lmao. You’re a dirty hippy. >.<
Instant hardon, from Olivia’s back door grin comment
A slight chill in the room that day? *big grin*
For not being prepared for it, that was an excellent screen test.
she is so cute there, she looks more asian
I can’t figure out why you look so different, I mean except for the nipples which AOTS does not allow now, but there is something else?
I actually prefer this look, although you look great now, the lighter skin and minimal eye shadow makes you look fresher
easy on the krispy kremes!!! Fatty!!! lol love the nips
Oh Olivia n Kevin… the chemistry was there from the start. How di they get you to screen test out of the blue? They must have reeeeeeally wanted to see your “potential.” lol jk =P
wait so what your saying is…you don’t go to meetings with a bra on?? oooooookaaaaaay
You looked more asian back then! weird.
and your timing was a little slower then too.
You seem like a completely different person. it’s amazing.
I think you should go back to your hippie state, less makeup and no bra FTW!
you really should let the boys bang around more
YOU GOT THE JOB! ( . ) ( . )
The nipples definitely clinched it!
u all seem so desperate but im sure all these comments make her feel good
hahahaa i love it!! chemistry was definitely there from the start.
You jumped into the whole live tv thing with both feet eh? Great stuff, this has to feel less embarrassing to you than kevin’s bowl haircut on arena, surely? Poor guy. So many others have already mentioned nipples so I…. OMG smuggling chopsticks!
Don’t want a boyfriend? You gay or what?
I could guess what “pointed” them to you = )
Olivia, your just gorgous. You were then and you are now, and really the only difference i see from then and now is your skin looks lighter and your face looks a little different. Your audition tape was funny because you seemed so cute, flirty, and maybe a little shy.
Keep up the good work, cant wait to see AOTS tomorrow
love ya :-]
Hey Olivia,
This feels really raw. Just a comment though, you looked a lot simpler then (simpler in the “better” sense) when you were a bit more oriental. was it just the makeup or was there something else that happened?
I don’t know what you guys are saying. She was gorgeous back then and she’s still gorgeous now.
Yikes, Ms. Stabby Mc Stabby. Look it them nips. Im surprised you didn’t poke Kevin’s eyes out with them things. BTW, you look more, no not Asian….more wholesome. Yum yum!
Olivia Munn was hot then, and Olivia Munn is hot now, even more so because her charisma has set in. I speculate …to know her is to love her.
Like a bordeaux vintage of the century, just getting better, and better.
Olivia Munn must be one hell of a woman!
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Olivia is the New Michael Jackson… as time passes she resembles her race less. In the next few years she’ll have a nice Poncho with a pointy mustache. WIN!!!
Just Kidding.
Wowo you changed so much since this taping. you did lok lighter in this one, but everyone knows that surfing will indeed make your skin darker especially if oyu do it quite often.
You should not wear bras more often
OLIVIA!!!, YOU LOOKED WAY DIFFERENT WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED ON “AOTS”.WHAT HAPPEM? YOUR EYES WERE SLANTY & YOUR SKIN WAS LIGHTER, BUT NOW YOUR EYES ARE ROUNDER & YOUR SKIN IS DARKER! YOUR LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON INREVERSE!!!
You went through a hippie phase! That is so awesome, even better than bralessness. Did you waft your way through L.A. in loose sun-skirts, smelling vaguely of patchouli and listening to the Doors and the Grateful Dead?
Even though you’ve left the hippie days behind, the universe still loves you.
And your boobs.
I’m pretty sure she’s been using anti-asian creme.
her right boob sags a little more than the left
Hmm I think you and Blair were right, but awesome to see some of the old footage
I loved it because she looked extra asian, was totally nervous which made her nipples erect, and looked high as shit!!
Kevin has not changed whatsoever.
Nice it works, but i had to abort some of the script to comment. That’s interesting about saint valentine. Olivia smart and funny even from the get go….
now you look more Cauc and less Asian
I was about to say the same thing. Looks real asian here.
yeah she looks like she’s from the asian kung-fu movie
beheadings, ‘back door’, finger biting and nips…yup…she’s a keeper
Yup, don’t wear a bra!
Im not to sure,but didnt they so this clip on your first debue on the show?!?! It seemed like I see it before.If not, I have a awesome imaginary.