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Started 11 months ago by Jaym
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Tyler Durden
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This is way too much to read.

http://twitter.com/monstersandgods
http://welcometofightclub.wordpress.com/

Posted 11 months ago #
Jack
Member

I read........most of it.

Posted 11 months ago #
natpants
Member

i tried...and failed. haha.

http://www.twitter.com/natpants

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

Women love a person who can listen and repeat back what they said. Actual listening.

"Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer.
You have one full day to decide." Lord Humongous

Posted 11 months ago #
Dave-O
Member

Bad news for Jack and Tyler. And possibly Nat

Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Dave-O, sorry, I wasn't listening, what happened?

Posted 11 months ago #
Dave-O
Member

Dammit Magoo, if your humor was any drier, it's be... I don't know. Something really dry.

Posted 11 months ago #
Jack
Member

what's that?

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Dave-O, my humor would be British humor in the desert. Like Desert Rats telling each other jokes during WWII.

Posted 11 months ago #
Dave-O
Member

It's so dry I just coughed a little

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

So dry I my humor is used to keep prom queen panties dry until AFTER the last dance.

Posted 11 months ago #
Usmcjamal
Member

@jaym

you are putting it on a pedastal rite now.... you're making it out be some kind of undefeatable monster!!!
this is what you do:
get like 10 hoodrats and knock'em off bam..bam...bam.
then you'll be ready for the big dogs
it's nothing BE YOU!

if they cant appreciate who you are ...then F'em plain and simple

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Jamal, either that or you will be treating something something that the hood rats gave you during your "knocking", or you will end up with a couple baby mommas because the hood rats told you they were on birth control and they are not the most trustful of people. Even condoms fail. LOL.

Posted 11 months ago #
Dave-O
Member

Putting it on a pedestal? That's the second time I've heard that, what does that mean?

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Dave-O, I think it makes for easier access orally.

Posted 11 months ago #
Dave-O
Member

(He was doing a quote from 40 Year Old Virgin, I was just playing along)

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

Shit, I knew that I had heard it before. Damn, I fell straight into that one. 1,000 apologies Jamal.

Posted 11 months ago #
Usmcjamal
Member

@magoo

its ok lol

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

I still think the pedestal idea might work to get it up to eye level.

Posted 11 months ago #
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member

Beating children builds character and confidence.
True story.
Also homeless amputees

http://twitter.com/trojanmayhem
Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......

Posted 11 months ago #
natpants
Member

@dave-o i dont think its bad news for me, considering this topic is about guy insecurities (or at least from what i did randomly read). i for one am not male. i has no balls, though i occasionally proclaim to others that i do haha.

Posted 11 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Nat, you do, they are just internal and have no sack.

Posted 11 months ago #
natpants
Member

@magoo, woah. random fact of the day ^_^

Posted 11 months ago #
Genji
Member

@magoo ...don't they slightly resemble an antennae? at least that's what i see from all the diagrams.

I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Posted 11 months ago #
insertnickhere
Member

@Genji

Actually female testicles are greatly enlarged and located on the chest. I

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

Posted 11 months ago #
Sigh (DonSimeoni)
Member

@Genji....if you think about it... testes look like them too.. but with larger nodes...

meh...I'll do it later

Posted 11 months ago #
AnotherA
Member

Sounds like its time for everyone to post pics to compare. I'm leaving.

I've got a good feeling about you.

Posted 11 months ago #
Sigh (DonSimeoni)
Member

yay organs!

Posted 11 months ago #
Jaym
Member

O_o

I may have to take back the compliments on Olivia's fanbase I made earlier on.

I can't stand the concept where some people think everything needs to be one or two sentences online- this is a forum, not Twitter. Really- you should be able to read this whole thread in about 30 seconds. Or you need to do more reading. Reading books, I mean.

Better question yet- if it's too long to read, and therefore you have nothing to contribute, why is there the need to comment upon that? Why not skip onto something shorter instead? I'd think your ADD would cause you to switch focus to something else before you could type out those seven words and hit enter!

The internet is terrible at portraying "tone"- you can't see my face or body language. Since this is the case, please apply the following representative mood to what I just said: =P
http://www.twitter.com/JaymEsch

Posted 11 months ago #
Fores1ght
Member

Women love confidence... but! What if..... You spike their drink with a ruffie then have your way with them?!? Sounds good to me

Peace, and much love to you.
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Posted 11 months ago #