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Started 7 months ago by Tyler Durden
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BurningChrome
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some girls do understand football

exhibit a: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/crotch_/hot-fsu-college-girls.jpg
exhibit b: http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/florida-state-cowgirls.jpg

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Posted 7 months ago #
belle
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One thing I know about football - those jersey are deceptively warm! I have one that I use as a night shirt and I feel like I'm walking around with a heater strapped to my back.

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Posted 7 months ago #
RedEyedJedi
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Belle , I know a lot girls that know about football, I'm losing to a few on my radio station's football pool!

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Posted 7 months ago #
rdmckay08
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Maybe if girls would play fantasy football and watch their players and teams on Sundays they would learn more. That's what I do
It helps with a boyfriend who loves to play madden and watch NFL.

Posted 7 months ago #
Tyler Durden
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I didn't know this was going to turn into rabble rabble rabble. I know that there are girls who watch football. but generally, girls don't get into it with the same enthusiasm as guys.

And the thing that made me want to post this was when I was trying to explain to her the difference between a team that has a feature back and teams that run by committee. She figures that because someone wins the Heisman he should be a great player in the NFL. Our main topic was Reggie Bush. I told her he wasn't a power back and that he was basically a third string back, but that didn't mean he sucks. She loves basketball, so she went on a rant about how NBA is better than the NFL because when a star player gets drafted to the NBA, he is still a good player and rah rah rah, but in the NFL you have players that don't blossom until 2 or 3 years into their career and they didn't even get drafted or you have a player that gets drafted and then cant really compete at the NFL level.

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Posted 7 months ago #
Nope
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@rdmckay08, that's how I got interested, i love playing fantasy football!!!

ha ha ha... I win

Posted 7 months ago #
Dave-O
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@Tyler- "I didn't know this was going to turn into rabble rabble rabble."

You either give us too much credit, or you've been away too long. Rabble rabble rabble is the inevitable result of all posts. Just a matter of time. Rabble rabble rabble is the "entropy" of the universe that is Munn's forum. You just got schooled in forum physics.

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Posted 7 months ago #
Tyler Durden
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@dave-o i've guessed I've been around the collegiate elite too long. I need to dumb myself back down to size.

Posted 7 months ago #
magoo
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@Tyler - It takes around 10 games just to explain the concept of downs and basic rules, if they are paying attention, and then who knows how many more to explain coaching concepts such as special teams, use of the play clock and time outs. Wait until you are a parent and see the mothers that show up to games. I'm not knocking women in general, because there are men out there that are just as clueless, but on average, women know less about football AND are more vocal about it when their children are playing.

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Posted 7 months ago #
Tyler Durden
Member

@magoo There is nothing that can mimic the emotions of a parent watching their child play in a recreational game.

Posted 7 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Tyler - I think this comes close:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djFdwXHicnw

Posted 7 months ago #
BriscoJr
Member

@magoo I was gonna make a Michael Winslow joke, but you win.

Ding dong, mother fucker. DING DONG!
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Posted 7 months ago #
CodyFritz
Member

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvepHZMHrJU

Posted 7 months ago #
herb44
Member

@magoo I have breasts and I like football. Should i be wearing a sports bra?

Posted 7 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Herb - No. You should be getting spread-eagle on the hood of a Jaguar for the "Here I Go Again On My Own" reshoot. The sports bra would ruin the whole thing.

Posted 7 months ago #
CodyFritz
Member

@Herb44, i would go for the painted look. you might even this good. http://www.asianews.com.pk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/b6265d10b1aint-1.jpg.jpg

Posted 7 months ago #
herb44
Member

@magoo Well were going to have to shoot the video near you because its 0 degrees here. Although erect nipples could be sexy.

Posted 7 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Herb - It was really nice here, in the mid 50s. Erect nipples are good but I don't think we want your nips hard enough to scratch the paint or cut the glass on a rental Jag. We want to get the deposit back.

Posted 7 months ago #
herb44
Member

@magoo True, we'll save the erect nips for our remake of Sir Mix-a-lots Put Em on the Glass video.

Posted 7 months ago #
magoo
Member

@Herb - Or if we ever make an actual film. I'm thinking Midnight Express. Your Put Em on the Glass reference gave me the inspiration.

Posted 7 months ago #
RedEyedJedi
Member

@magoo

Posted 7 months ago #
aborring
Member

i think my girlfriend is the only chick i know who knows any sports once so ever... y do u think im dating her?

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Posted 7 months ago #