magoo
Member
@Dave-O, be sure to use the corner of your napkin to just dab the corner of your mouth when you are done too. Insult to injury.
C4NT1
Member
Lots of lumpia and pink lemonade. =)
home made big ass size pizza and i hope that your not asking last supper 
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member
@C4NT1 you bastard now I have an intense craving for lumpia!!! 
magoo
Member
@Minja, I was about to say the same thing. We may have to frame @C4NT1 of a crime just so the last meal can be served, eat some, and then stage a breakout. Or just order some. I can't decide which is easier. My brain is jello right now. Damn finals week.
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member
@magoo I think your original idea was the best let's frame @C4NT1 and get us some lumpia!!!
All I know is it's cinco de drinko and we have a huge party planned with TONS of food I'm going to regret it tomorrow but fuck it.
C4NT1
Member
@Minja @magoo My bad, brahs. =b
magoo
Member
@C4NT1, don't worry, I'm working on the escape plan too. We'll smuggle you out in a giant Chinese carryout container. Its foolproof. Just don't get coated in Duck Sauce or you might get eaten too.
http://www.wasserstrom.com/restaurant-supplies-equipment/Product_383068#close
C4NT1
Member
@magoo Okay! Tight. XD
magoo
Member
@C4NT1 & @Minja, we never leave a man behind, especially when they have a good taste in food. If the food is mediocre, then maybe we'll let them hang for a while before we spring them.
It is Cinco do Mayo and I can't drink! Blah! Yet another reason you never want to be an epileptic (besides the seizures). Alcohol messes with the meds really badly. So for everyone out there that can drink, have one for me, unless you are already on the floor and reading this sideways. In that case, head for the cool embrace of Senior Stool.
C4NT1
Member
@magoo LAWL!! That's a relief to hear. =D
Genji
Member
an adobo omlette (from Aloha Kitchen in Vegas), an arnold palmer to wash it down, and all you can eat bacon(beeyootch!) on the side.
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member
You know @genji those arnold palmers are pretty tasty
Genji
Member
@minja i'd like to think it's what our lady munns vagina juice would taste like. so glorious your taste buds orgasm.
SiteAdmin
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JessE
Member
Don't you release your bowels when you die? In that case i would eat the foulest stuff so I can diarrhea everywhere. Take that executioner!
liquidsnake12
Member
My last meal would be 20 miles of all my favorite foods, bacon, steak, ribs, curly fries, watermelon, pie, cheesecake, pizza, hot dogs, hamburgers
MoeV
Member
My families tamales the whole lot! Chile rojo, rajas de chilie verde con queso, dulce, the entire variety. I only have them during Christmas so that would be my last meal. Its very nostalgic.
Btab
Member
Sex.
dzzy
Member
My moms recipe for rice dressing its cajun and once you start you cant stop eating its sooooo good
MoeV
Member
Oh right Btab! And sex for dessert.
Gerrad
Member
You know.. If I am gonna die, I'd like to try one of those really expensive 100 year old eggs. They are considered a delicacy. I' d wait for them to prepare me a fresh one though. 
two lobsters, footlong, half a cake and a diet coke. 
ndmann55
Member
just take me to subways and a lil letcheplan and ill be stufffed
ninjasquirrel
Member
I'd go with Magoo, something that took a long time to eat and cook.
Failing that, would you be allowed to get a swanky chef in to knock something together?
I've always wondered what the quality of your last meal would be like. Pointless getting anything you want if it's cooked by the prison 'chef'.
Peaches
Member
Gerrad
Member
@Btab /Peaches
Don't get me wrong, I'd eat out too if given the chance........... 
Schuey2k2
Member
Chinese food, the American-ized version. Oh, and all the fortune cookies that you can eat afterwards.
I'm sure there's bound to be one in there that says that I am not really going to die...
Peaches
Member
@Gerrad 
