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Started 8 months ago by Jhylla81
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Riverside216
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@Jhylla yup thats the one.
Funny video actually made me laugh for a while.

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Posted 8 months ago #
bluegamer
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I say Tingle from the Zelda Series..While in Majora's Mask he sells you maps, He sells them at ridiculous prices and Wind Waker? don't even get me started...

Posted 8 months ago #
Peaches
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Tingle? wha??

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Posted 8 months ago #
belle
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The little green elf Asian looking guy.

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Posted 8 months ago #
Peaches
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@belle yes lol

Posted 8 months ago #
Agent Wildcarrd
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panda from tekken

shana/miranda legend of dragoon,

Posted 8 months ago #
ninjasquirrel
Member

Any character I'm playing at the time.

Edit: Seriously, Halo 3, how the hell do some people just skate around, strafe and jump without getting any damage at all? Lag-switching or some really clever technique I don't know. Grrr.

twitter.com/ninjutsucoder I'm not interesting or friendly.

Posted 8 months ago #
Jhylla81
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Quina- Final Fantasy IX
What the hell is he?... she?... it? Seriously, who needs a blue mage? Sure, you get a new spell... if you survive the attack, that is! Plus, who uses a knife and fork as a weapon? Seriously, WTF?

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Posted 8 months ago #
ottsel_pie
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i agree with "Shabazz" about mario's lack of unique ability in super mario bros 2 - which was a pretty lame game anyways. but lightweight characters in mario kart wii are fairly useless as well - heavy eights can go just as fast and jump as high and far (depending on the vehicle atleast) and heavyweights can also ram smaller characters away and off track... so y would u be a lightweight... and so then y he eff m i always toad?

Posted 7 months ago #
Jhylla81
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@ ottsel_pie
Toad gets better in the Gamecube version since his special is unlimited mushroom boosts for a few seconds. I usually team him up with a heavier character, though.

Posted 7 months ago #
iamalex
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The King in Dragon Quest VIII
Rikku in FFX

"i was brainwashed to be honest in this brave new world that slowly passes by."

Posted 7 months ago #
GalaticPhones
Member

Number one of all time.

Big The Cat- Sonic Adventure

Like seriously who wants to play as fat purple cat that is mentally retarded and his only friend is a frog.

Seriously Sega....

Knowing is half the battle... I don't really know what the other half is.

Posted 6 months ago #
daniel
Member

What about Princess Peach in Super Mario. What a cocktease.

Why are you reading this? I have nothing to say to you.

Posted 6 months ago #
Jhylla81
Member

Then you got her in Super Princess Peach. Fun game, but is she on some kind of medication that has mood swings as a side effect? Seriously, I'm kinda surprised no feminist groups have anything to say about that...

Posted 6 months ago #
Gerrad
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Aquaman in any DCU game...
*summons fish*

The Detroit Lions in any Madden game
*loses game*

WaLuigi in any Mario game
*summons cheap knockoff of slightly less cheap knockoff*

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Posted 6 months ago #
daniel
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@gerrad
I got NCAA 09 and went through a superstar season with a quarter back and then recently bought Madden 09 and was the first round draft pick of the Lions. I've been sacked more than David Carr but somehow I managed to lock up a playoff spot with 2 games to go.

Posted 6 months ago #
Peaches
Member

What about Princess Peach in Super Mario. What a cocktease.

That hurts.

Posted 6 months ago #
seth_david_andrew
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@Peaches not as much as blue balls.

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Posted 6 months ago #
Gerrad
Member

@daniel I was just going for the cheap laugh.....

@SDA/Peaches
Look you ALL know that Peach is the tease, Daisy for certain puts out in that sibling group. She is the younger rebellious one, why do you think it's Daisy in the Castle on Super Mario Bros all those times, trying to bone Mario before Peach can land him.

Posted 6 months ago #
vaJAYMIE
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@bluegamer yeah those prices Tingle try settin up, are kinda ridiculous. haha.

I only hate Princess Peach because that punk always tries stealing my stars in Mario Party... She's mean to me! It's justified that i don't like her right? I mean... she's stealing my stars!

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Posted 6 months ago #
RedEyedJedi
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El Fuerte from SF4. Totally sucks!

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Posted 6 months ago #
daniel
Member

You know actually Zelda's even a bigger cocktease than Princess Peach.

Posted 6 months ago #
Gerrad
Member

Hrmmm Nintendo has an awful lot of cockteases....Peach, Zelda.. add Samus to that list. I mean what kind of messed up bitch takes off her armor after the game is OVER just to tease you.

Posted 6 months ago #
Peaches
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Zelda, Peach, Daysi, and Samus are all great! i dont think they're cockteases

Posted 6 months ago #