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1. 

   Jhylla81
   Member

   In any game, there is always one or two characters that NO ONE plays. Who do think should just be taken behind the digital shed and shot?

   Relm- Final Fantasy 6
   Sketching? Seriously? Between Gau's Rage skill and Strago's Blue Mage abilities, what the hell do we need a little girl with a sketch pad for?

   Cait Sith- Final Fantasy 7
   Stupidest character in the game. Hands down. I'd rather use Yuffie exclusively than this freak...

   Choi- King of Fighters series
   Although the huge cast of characters makes for a lot of unused and/or rare character uses, I found Choi to be completely useless. This Freddy Kruger ripoff only got onto my team if i need him to get certain endings in arcade mode

   "No, it's not evil spirits. It's just rain. Rrraaiiinnn. Fine! Try and kill it!...Children!"

   Posted 8 months ago #
2. 

   Shabazz
   Member

   How about Mario in Super Mario Bros 2? All the other characters had skills that made them worth playing. Luigi could fall slowly by bicycle kicking his legs, the princess could float, and Toad could run faster and dig faster. Mario was just lame in that game... which in itself was pretty lame.

   Posted 8 months ago #
3. 

   AnotherA
   Member

   Those stupid L's in tetris.

   I've got a good feeling about you.

   Posted 8 months ago #
4. 

   Shabazz
   Member

   Bowser or Donkey Kong in the original Mario Kart for Super NES.

   Dhalsim in Street Fighter 2.

   The L.A. Clippers in any NBA game ever created.

   Posted 8 months ago #
5. 

   Jhylla81
   Member

   Xu Chu- Dynasty Warriors series
   Despite being a fat sack of goo, his moveset was crap. I mean c'mon! Bunny hop of death? WTF? Add to that one of the most annoying voices I ever heard. Made me want to throw my tv out of a window

   Vaan- Final Fantasy XII
   Whoa! For the main character, he's pretty useless. Super annoying voice, no personality, and one of the worst costumes I've ever seen. Fortunately, you didn't HAVE to put him in your party. Pennelo is a close second...

   Posted 8 months ago #
6. 

   mike 80
   Member

   nissan 240x on need for speed, slow even mazda speed 6 can beat it. in pro street, it's like it was made out of garbage.

   the big bird from shadow of the colossus, you just stab the wings so it could make a big fried chicken. barely harm you

   titanium man from ironman game, low armour, low speed, made out of cardboard box with a light in the middle, even a single tank can beat that.
   http://twitter.com/afronurse101

   Posted 8 months ago #
7. 

   mike 80
   Member

   nissan 240x on need for speed, slow even mazda speed 6 can beat it. in pro street, it's like it was made out of garbage.

   the big bird from shadow of the colossus, you just stab the wings so it could make a big fried chicken. barely harm you

   titanium man from ironman game, low armour, low speed, made out of cardboard box with a light in the middle, even a single tank can beat that.
   http://twitter.com/afronurse101

   Posted 8 months ago #
8. 

   Riverside216
   Member

   Cooking Mama from the game Cooking Mama.
   She sucked at cooking, beat her kids and had no husband or sex life. Her character was completely useless.

   http://gamezandtech.blogspot.com/
   http://twitter.com/ahachmi

   Posted 8 months ago #
9. 

   todosho
   Member

   @Shabazz

   i hold all track records with Donkey Kong

   http://www.twitter.com/todosho

   Posted 8 months ago #
10. 

    NickSt.Louis
    Member

    Khajit race in the elder scroll series. He had no special abilities besides some eye thing that did nothing, and you couldnt wear boots or normal helms. Useless

    Posted 8 months ago #
11. 

    Shabazz
    Member

    @Shabazz
    i hold all track records with Donkey Kong

    See I hold all track records with Yoshi.

    I understand Donkey Kong/Bowser had the highest top speed but they took forever to get there. You hit one wall, get bumped by a racer, or get hit by a dropped shell/banana and you are back to super slow.

    Posted 8 months ago #
12. 

    CodyFritz
    Member

    Magic Carp in the Pokemon games, seriously splash is all you can do?

    Posted 8 months ago #
13. 

    dzzy
    Member

    Hoe bout that dog in Duck hunt NES all he did was laugh at me

    "I grew up with six sisters. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom."
    https://twitter.com/dzzy

    Posted 8 months ago #
14. 

    dzzy
    Member

    Magic Carp in the Pokemon games, seriously splash is all you can do?

    use it in the water

    Posted 8 months ago #
15. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    @dzzy
    Yes, the dog from the NES version of Duck Hunt IS useless. However the dog from the arcade version is awesome because if it laughs at you, you can shoot it and it'll fall over!

    Posted 8 months ago #
16. 

    AnotherA
    Member

    I hate francis.

    Posted 8 months ago #
17. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    Francis doesn't really care for you either. But I thought Louis was the one you didn't like, what with the shooting him in the face at your moment of rescue...

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

    Posted 8 months ago #
18. 

    AnotherA
    Member

    He knows what he did!

    I'm actually miffed that they're replacing all the characters for L4D2, me loves them all.

    Posted 8 months ago #
19. 

    JrOaHmNoS
    Member

    kimahri from final fantasy 10....

    http://twitter.com/JrOaHmNoS
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jroahmnos/

    Posted 8 months ago #
20. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    Janice- Chrono Cross
    With 45 characters to choose from, a lot of them are thrown to the wayside. Especially Janice. Who the hell is Janice you ask? A bunny girl. With a carrot for a weapon. She even hops everywhere for crying out loud! I got her, then dumped her in my extra character space like she was a frickin' Rattata from Pokemon.

    Tingle-Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    What can I say about this weirdo? He's a grown man who wears a leotard and thinks he's a fairy. He flies around in a hot air balloon and tries to sell you maps. Creepy as hell...

    Big the Cat- Sonic Adventure
    In Sonic's first venture on the Dreamcast, we got Sonic... and a whole bunch of other character we couldn't care less about. Well, they were ok, except for Big the Cat. His little search for "Froggy" mired the game down so much I'd literally curse when I had to play as him. I mean, who's bright idea was it to add fishing to a Sonic game. And don't get me started on that voice of his...

    Posted 8 months ago #
21. 

    Riverside216
    Member

    Jhylla
    LEAVE JANICE ALONE....

    Posted 8 months ago #
22. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    Kratos.

    The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!

    lol

    Posted 8 months ago #
23. 

    JWils79
    Member

    Tails is legit, but i think he might fit this thread :'(

    "Stretchy pants are so sexy and aerodynamic, but I'd wish they'd make more room for my giant man hammock" http://twitter.com/JWils_79
    Gamertag: SurfNinja79

    Posted 8 months ago #
24. 

    rodb_23
    Member

    @FURYUS Really why would you say that?

    http://twitter.com/rodb_23

    Posted 8 months ago #
25. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    @ Riverside216
    Ok, ok. Calm down. Just because I didn't find her all that useful doesn't mean you have to unleash the cap locks like that.

    If you must know I mainly used:
    Serge
    Kid
    Fargo
    Glenn
    Greco
    Grobyc
    Guile
    Leah
    Lynx
    Mojo
    and occasionally Skelly

    Posted 8 months ago #
26. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    JWils79
    Tails is at least useful as a mode of transportation... and a shield.

    Posted 8 months ago #
27. 

    Riverside216
    Member

    @Jhylla it is ok I wasn't serious.

    I was trying to imitate Chris Crocker, but I failed.

    Posted 8 months ago #
28. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    @rodb_23 kidding of course...

    Posted 8 months ago #
29. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    @ Riverside216
    Oh, you mean this douche?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ_zfkNcxRQ

    Posted 8 months ago #
30. 

    rodb_23
    Member

    @furyus Ok, I was just wangt to make sure

    Posted 8 months ago #

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