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The Munn scale... - 22 posts

  • Started 5 months ago by ninjasquirrel
  • Latest reply from Gerrad

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  1. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    Noticed Munn tends to say things are fucking good, fucking great, fucking this, fucking that.

    So, I propose the Munn scale, best to worst. Thus:

    Fucking awesome - 6 Munns
    Fucking good - 5 Munns
    Fucking ok - 4 Munns
    Fucking average - 3 Munns
    Fucking rubbish - 2 Munns
    Fucking shit - 1 Munn

    And in true Munn style, it's not quite been thought through, hence only 6 levels, and not a round number like 10.

    Thank you.

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    Posted 5 months ago #
  2. Dave-O
    Member

    I give this list 5 Munns.

    And I give ninjasquirrel 7 1/2 Munns

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.
    Posted 5 months ago #
  3. briscojr
    Member

    I think this scale could very well revolutionize how all things are rated.

    I've seen every episode of 'Mad Men' so I agree with her that it is "Fucking good", but there needs to be an even higher rating on your scale for something like 'The Sopranos', which was far superior to 'Mad Men'.

    Might I suggest the top of the scale be Fucking peaches, which would = 10 Munns?

    'The Sopranos' was fucking peaches. 'Mad Men' is just fucking good.

    I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.
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    Posted 5 months ago #
  4. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    @dave-o - thanks, you're at least an 8... Oh, already broken...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  5. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    @brisco - spoke to the committee, funnily enough the one that dishes out Nobel prizes on the side, and they agree, an amendment has been passed -

    Fucking Peaches! - 10 Munns
    Fucking awesome - 6 Munns
    Fucking good - 5 Munns
    Fucking ok - 4 Munns
    Fucking average - 3 Munns
    Fucking rubbish - 2 Munns
    Fucking shit - 1 Munn

    Note, 7-9 have been reserved intentionally, someone else is bound to make a bold claim for a number...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  6. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    Actually, Fucking Peaches sounds a little rude, not to mention presumptuous... We'll see if she complains.

    I meant not ...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  7. daniel
    Member

    @brisco
    What would a fucking Peaches Munn be in Munn's?

    Why are you reading this? I have nothing to say to you.
    Posted 5 months ago #
  8. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    @daniel, careful, you're going to throw the whole scale into disarray

    Posted 5 months ago #
  9. Jack
    Member

    Posted 5 months ago #
  10. briscojr
    Member

    One would hope Peaches would be flattered and not complain. She's the absolute top of the scale. Even if something was "Fucking Munn" I'd say that only rates an 8 or a 9, so Fucking Peaches still tops it.

    I'm sure these debates existed when people were trying to figure out what order to put the letters in the alphabet as well.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  11. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    True, I think D should have gone after E still.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  12. S0nntagskind
    Member

    @ninja: I like your scale...does it complement the already existing Munn scale wich rates the hotness of female celebrities or is it unattached? BTW could call 10 Munns "fucking peachy"...would sound less presumptuous.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  13. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    Amendment passed -

    Fucking Peachy! - 10 Munns
    Fucking awesome - 6 Munns
    Fucking good - 5 Munns
    Fucking ok - 4 Munns
    Fucking average - 3 Munns
    Fucking rubbish - 2 Munns
    Fucking shit - 1 Munn

    Posted 5 months ago #
  14. seth_david_andrew
    Member

    The 2 Munn rating isn't going to work out stateside, since I'm fairly certain it's illegal for yanks to say the word "rubbish".

    Posted 5 months ago #
  15. AnotherA
    Member

    Such vulgar language. Do not care for it.

    I've got a good feeling about you.
    Posted 5 months ago #
  16. herb44
    Member

    Is fucking sweet better than fucking awesome or is it between fucking good and fucking awesome? I don't want to be a fucking douche and mess up your scale.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  17. ninjasquirrel
    Member

    @herb44 - Oh nuts. It'll have to go to the committee, and they've gone to bed.

    @anotherA - for the easily offended, simply change the F word to 'flippping', or maybe 'flaming' if you feel a bit cheeky...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  18. AnotherA
    Member

    Hehe where does a fucking cunt sit on this scale?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  19. TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    I like that the scale is not logarithmic just sayin'

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    Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......
    Posted 5 months ago #
  20. Gerrad
    Member

    This scale doesn't work, where exactly does Cool Beans fall on it?

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    Posted 5 months ago #
  21. Dave-O
    Member

    @Gerrad- it's actually fueled by cool beans.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  22. Gerrad
    Member

    @Dave-O Ahhh that makes sense. Explains the smell in here....

    Posted 5 months ago #

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