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the drunk MacGyver - 6 posts

  • Started 4 months ago by todosho
  • Latest reply from S0nntagskind

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  1. todosho
    Member

    if you're ever with a wine bottle without a cork screw...just open it like this guy

    you will need: a shoe and a wall

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s89FqNpXO4&feature=player_embedded

    Posted 4 months ago #
  2. briscojr
    Member

    What kind of French person doesn't carry a corkscrew around with them?

    I thought they were given a corkscrew, a long piece of French bread sticking out of a paper bag, and a beret at birth.

    I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.
    - Dollhouse (R.I.P.)
    Posted 4 months ago #
  3. Gerrad
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    @Brisco Also tiny gay mustaches, and an irrational love of Jerry Lewis and mimes...

    Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
    http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_Gerrad
    Posted 4 months ago #
  4. S0nntagskind
    Member

    Lol, those classy frenchmen always getting hammered drinking wine. I think that's a cultural thing...growing up in germany you learn how to open beer bottles (we only have unscrewable crown caps) with nearly all everyday objects even a piece of paper.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  5. Gerrad
    Member

    @S0nntagskind Don't you just bust off the ends like your heading into a knife fight? I mean that's the tough German way right? We have plastic bottles in America for God's sake...

    Posted 4 months ago #
  6. S0nntagskind
    Member

    @Gerrad: usually we use empty bottles for that, otherwise that would be a waste of perfectly good brew ...a friend of mine once said it best: "stop wasting beer...that makes me agressive"
    Beer out off plastic bottles is like wine out off tetrapacks...it's just against nature, also it lacks the challenge opening them.

    Posted 4 months ago #

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