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   Shabazz
   Member

   I have a fatty solution. What if we emptied out a sparsely populated state like Wyoming. Then we get all the morbidly obese fatties and heard them into that state. Them we erect a 30 foot high wall made of vegetables around the whole state. If we get all the ranch dressing out beforehand the fatties would be trapped, no?

   Just something I was thinking about after a 300 lbs dude climbed all the way up the stairs in a movie theater to sit behind me, and then proceeded to wheeze for the first 90 mins of Grindhouse.

   Posted 8 months ago #
2. 

   AnotherA
   Member

   I'm picturing that same guy then leaving the theater by rolling down the stairs.

   I've got a good feeling about you.

   Posted 8 months ago #
3. 

   Shabazz
   Member

   I'm picturing that same guy then leaving the theater by rolling down the stairs.

   Actually he waddled away after several people started complaining.

   But his annoying sounds did have one great benefit. They inspired me to think of the great vegetable wall. I think with enough support we can make this happen. I personally think the fatties would be quite happy living out on the range. Think back to how happy the buffalo were before they were wiped out. The fatties don't have to fear settlers hunting them for their pelts as they move West with Manifest Destiny.

   Posted 8 months ago #
4. 

   herb44
   Member

   No vegetable wall is going to hold the fatties if the know there is cake on the other side.

   Posted 8 months ago #
5. 

   Riverside216
   Member

   Just put some mountain lions on the other side of the wall and you have a deal.
   Now if you can find a way to put Wyoming in the ocean, then you would have a fatty Atlantis.

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   Posted 8 months ago #
6. 

   TrojanMayhem (Minja)
   Member

   @Shabazz I like the way you think...additionally do you think we could possibly round up all the x-tian nut jobs and put them in say north dakota in the same fashion?

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   Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......

   Posted 8 months ago #
7. 

   Peaches
   Member

   Veggies + ranch = yummy!

   http://twitter.com/PeachPosh

   Posted 8 months ago #
8. 

   JrOaHmNoS
   Member

   I once thought veggies gave me cancer cause my hair falls out.....it ends up my shampoo causes it..

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   Posted 8 months ago #
9. 

   Riverside216
   Member

   Thanks for the fact John...
   And in other news, a fatty stampede has devastated the state of Wyoming once again. Pizza Hut is currently reporting gains of 50000% in that state alone bringing Pizza Hut to be the richest economy in the world.

   Posted 8 months ago #
10. 

    mike 80
    Member

    @riverside so much for feeding the world, just feed the fatties more
    http://twitter.com/afronurse101

    Posted 8 months ago #
11. 

    Riverside216
    Member

    If we let the fatties have more children they will eventually run out of space and turn into the creature from Akira.

    Posted 8 months ago #
12. 

    Shabazz
    Member

    No vegetable wall is going to hold the fatties if the know there is cake on the other side.

    Ok, so a key part of this plan is that we obviously must have some sort of buffer zone on the outside of the vegetable wall in which sweets are no permitted.

    Posted 8 months ago #
13. 

    herb44
    Member

    It would have to be a thick wall because everyone knows that once a fattie starts in motion it takes alot of inertia to stop them. I suggest the walls be built with rubber.

    Posted 8 months ago #
14. 

    Shabazz
    Member

    It would have to be a thick wall because everyone knows that once a fattie starts in motion it takes alot of inertia to stop them. I suggest the walls be built with rubber.

    I think they are so turned off by the prospect of being near healthy food, that they would be unable to get anywhere near it without ranch dressing.

    Posted 8 months ago #
15. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    reminds me of an older sketch from Kids in the hall: http://tinyurl.com/373nda

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

    Posted 8 months ago #
16. 

    CodyFritz
    Member

    i think you've said this once before Dave-O, but my sipdey sense is tingleing.

    Posted 8 months ago #
17. 

    Shabazz
    Member

    Congress discussing vegetable wall legislation in the coming days

    Posted 8 months ago #
18. 

    Shabazz
    Member

    NATO is meeting next week to discuss the vegetable wall

    Posted 6 months ago #

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