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1. 

   Justin_of_A
   Member

   ****WARNING WARNING VIRGIN EYES STAY AWAY****

   Alright I guess you could call this a dating tip.

   You only need 3 things.
   1. Pack of Pop Rocks candy
   2. Your tongue
   3. Female (preferably your girlfriend)

   ok once you have all 3 you're ready to begin....I wont be subtle
   So next time you're going down on a girl, bust out a pack of Pop Rocks. Put some on your tongue and let it begin to pop, take your tongue and continue to go down on her. She will start to buck wildly from the pop, now dont lick to hard because it's still candy and down there is real sensitive. Once she starts to dig on your new technique, you can explore other ways to Pop Rock her, like when she's wet just sprinkle it on her there. Just a dating tip that is fun and sweet!!! Hope I didnt offend anyone

   "My God, the sex I've had, and forced others to watch"--Phil Ken Sebben

   Posted 11 months ago #
2. 

   Btab
   Member

   I want to try this. What flavor?

   Ohh, good for you.
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   Posted 11 months ago #
3. 

   Justin_of_A
   Member

   whatever floats your boat, strawberry is always a good flavor

   Posted 11 months ago #
4. 

   Fores1ght
   Member

   LOL!

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   Posted 11 months ago #
5. 

   Jesus
   Member

   My girlfriend exploded when i did this, im calling mythbusters motherfucker

   Posted 11 months ago #
6. 

   nodanaonlyzuul
   Member

   it takes a lot to stop me in my tracks, but um,

   ...

   Posted 11 months ago #
7. 

   FuRyUs
   Member

   Make sure it's Pop Rocks and not Rock Salt....

   The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!

   lol

   Posted 11 months ago #
8. 

   Tyler Durden
   Member

   It seems too sticky to be any fun.

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   Posted 11 months ago #
9. 

   Michelle (stompthewalrus)
   Member

   That does not sound pleasant. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen, actually.

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   Posted 11 months ago #
10. 

    Blake
    Member

    Well, since it's just trapped carbon dioxide in the candy, I doubt it would be harmful...but seriously...candy is sticky. Like, far stickier than seminal emissions. Girls don't like cleaning that stuff up, I'm pretty sure they don't want your sticky candy spit all over their clit. The only candy related tip I would take involves spearmint gum/spearmint Altoids. They say the sensation from the breath of a person who has chewed spearmint gum is quite good. Although, I have never tried it, because I dislike spearmint flavored stuff. Seriously though, I don't really think this is a good idea. Guys usually tend to not be great judges of what girls like. Maybe Justin has a freaky girl, or a girl who is just eager to please him, and he came up with this idea, and she went along with it. Just...please, guys...don't try this unless you want to be sleeping on the couch for a long time.

    Posted 11 months ago #
11. 

    Celo820
    Member

    LOL

    Posted 11 months ago #
12. 

    Btab
    Member

    Try it before you deny it!

    Posted 11 months ago #
13. 

    sk0m
    Member

    Definitely wouldn't want to surprise anyone I know with this one, really should ask first, lol.

    Posted 11 months ago #
14. 

    Justin_of_A
    Member

    @Blake this is not something I came up with, an old girlfriend of mine actually was the one to suggest it. Plus if you've ever been to a sex shop they have a wide selection of sex candies including pop rocks and many other sticky products. And to think you would end up on the couch for trying this or suggesting this to a girl is absurd. Believe it or not girls are very open minded when it comes to the bedroom, you just need to be adventurous, girls like that. .

    Posted 11 months ago #
15. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    Mentos & Diet Coke?

    Posted 11 months ago #
16. 

    Jesus
    Member

    SHove mentos and diet coke and then insert a plug of some type.

    Posted 11 months ago #
17. 

    SageOne
    Member

    man Ive tried this!!! hahaha it is sticky but DUH, youre down there so lick most of it off!

    Posted 11 months ago #
18. 

    Justin_of_A
    Member

    @Jesus thats not to Christian like hahahahaa

    Posted 11 months ago #
19. 

    SageOne
    Member

    ummm Jesus, there are other ways that the coke con come out of and it wont be pretty

    Posted 11 months ago #
20. 

    Jesus
    Member

    Meh, il videotape and put it on the net. I could launch objects too. see what the highest altitude i could get is and post it up.

    Posted 11 months ago #
21. 

    Blake
    Member

    @Justin: I understand the adventurousness. There's nothing wrong with a little innovation in the room. However, I do believe that you having a "freaky girlfriend" was covered in my post. So yes, thank you for debunking one half of what I said, and silently confirming the other half. Also, how can you not understand how you could end up on the couch for surprising a girl with something like that? I imagine it would be quite a shock to be receiving cunnilingus, and then suddenly having a popping sensation down there. If a girl tried that on me, I'd freak out. Seriously. I mean, accidentally scraping the teeth is enough for me to be like, "Whoa, whoa, slow down there." If it's something your girl suggests, though, of course you should try things your girl wants you to. However, I wouldn't really chalk this up as a dating tip. The dating tip you could derive from this would be more along the lines of: "Don't be afraid to try new things."

    Posted 11 months ago #
22. 

    Grassy Grassy
    Member

    I don't know Justin I love the taste of pussy like it is, and it is a special savory taste, and thinking about that savory creaminess getting all mixed up with saccharine candy is sort of nasty in my stomach feeling.

    Posted 11 months ago #
23. 

    Great Odins Raven
    Member

    As far as weird stuff in the bed room goes I knew a girl who loved to masturbate with a cheese grater...yeah.

    Posted 11 months ago #
24. 

    cs1812
    Member

    Im with Michelle on this one. Food + vagine = infection. Beware...

    Posted 11 months ago #
25. 

    bigmexican
    Member

    My girl tried pop rocks on me, it's alright but it get's too sticky.

    Posted 11 months ago #
26. 

    Colonel Large Cock
    Member

    @cs Haven't you seen 9 1/2 weeks! Remember the drumstick scene?;)

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    Posted 11 months ago #
27. 

    cobranatashaah
    Member

    yeah, umm this doesnt work it has been tried and can you say EPIC FAILURE yes it sucked it hurt bad sorry as much as you dont like
    *18 + moment * teeth on your rod... thats kinda how it feels ... so i agree with blake

    and michelle too im sure a obgyn will not think this is the greatest of ideas !

    But some guys are in to the masocistic (sp) stuff what ever floats your boat

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    Posted 11 months ago #
28. 

    cobranatashaah
    Member

    rather then using pop rocks ... try ice cubes it can get a little jarring so take it slow and sake or hard liqour nothing fruity with sugars kinda give a numbing feelng when poured like spearmint but once the licking starts it feels awesome
    Dr's wouldnt recommend this either so dont do too much
    Happy trails

    Posted 11 months ago #
29. 

    Justin_of_A
    Member

    well Im not going to try to convience anyone that this is the next best thing since slice bread in bed, but you wont know till you try and no doubt some may find it weird and some may find it fun.

    Posted 11 months ago #
30. 

    Craigaleg
    Member

    Will Fizzy Pops work? I could only find the generic kind.

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    Posted 11 months ago #

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