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   dustones
   Member

   i've been living in a cave and missed the whole playboy-auto event.... will someone please explain how it works, or worked if i am too late? do you send in your own issue or do you buy them somewhere? anything will help..thanks

   Posted 4 months ago #
2. 

   sammy
   Member

   you buy playboys send them in and she'll sign em. she hasn't said she wasn't signing anymore playboys so i think she's still taking them.

   twitter.com/sammyreynolds

   Posted 4 months ago #
3. 

   briscojr
   Member

   Yeah, you send in your Playboy, along with a self addressed stamped envelope, and she has been signing them and sending them back. She's been giving updates about this, and it has taken her many, many months (she got thousands) to get through them, but apparently she is just about done.

   However, she's got more magazines coming out, and she's already said she'll sign her "Hey Olivia" magazine, so I suppose if you sent in the Playboy she'd probably still sign it too.

   I just hope when she needs a bionic wrist transplant that we're all proud of ourselves.

   I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.
   - Dollhouse (R.I.P.)

   Posted 4 months ago #
4. 

   GoodEats
   Member

   You buy a playboy, then send it to her, and she re-sells it, and then that's it.
   

   RIP ODB

   Posted 4 months ago #
5. 

   BurningChrome
   Member

   what you should do, is buy the playboy (if you can find one), buy the hey olivia! mag and the maxim mag and then send them all in at one time with a SASE...that way they're all together and you get them back all at once! brilliant!

   Twitter me this

   Posted 4 months ago #
6. 

   daniel
   Member

   @brisco
   Well Why wouldn't I be proud of myself when my house is gonna be covered in autographed seminude Olivia wallpaper. Of course I'll be bankrupt but whatcha gonna do?

   Why are you reading this? I have nothing to say to you.

   Posted 4 months ago #
7. 

   briscojr
   Member

   @Daniel Well when you meet Olivia, and she goes to give you that warm, loving embrace that you've long been dreaming of, but she only has one arm to do it with because the other had to be amputated do to crippling writer's cramp... that's when I hope you'll feel the sense of shame that I do, as I'm already planning on sending her a copy of Hey Olivia to sign too.

   Hooray for run-on sentences as well. Seriously, I've got degrees and stuff, but I couldn't find anywhere to put a frakkin' period in that. @Bailey, your homework assignment is to correctly punctuate this post. Kthxbai

   Posted 4 months ago #
8. 

   daniel
   Member

   I'm not going in for warm hug. It's full on open mouth kissing for us and she can go for the butt grap with her one good hand.

   Posted 4 months ago #
9. 

   briscojr
   Member

   When you're in there, can you get my gum back please? Thanks.

   Posted 4 months ago #
10. 

    daniel
    Member

    Which flavor? You know she's such a whore that there'll be several.

    Posted 4 months ago #
11. 

    briscojr
    Member

    

    Posted 4 months ago #
12. 

    daniel
    Member

    For the record I was kidding. I don't want anyone to pop a blood vessel.

    Posted 4 months ago #
13. 

    briscojr
    Member

    All the hate these days seems to be saved for stupid dares, or people wondering where their signed Playboy is. I'm also suggesting any more mention of "pie" should bring forth an immediate storm. It's been done to death.

    And for the record, I wasn't kidding about the gum.

    Posted 4 months ago #
14. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    @Bris- if you want to really dust off a classic, ask @TylerDurden about "fuck jam"

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

    Posted 4 months ago #
15. 

    briscojr
    Member

    @Tyler Durden what about fuck jam? Oh, and did you ever see when Olivia ate that WHOLE hot dog?

    Also, your Pointless thread was pretty awesome. It needed a few more tags though, so I added some to it.

    Posted 4 months ago #
16. 

    Alessa1016
    Member

    Does anyone know what or where to get the address to send our playboy to?

    Posted 4 months ago #
17. 

    DoubleSixx
    Member

    @Alessa1016

    Olivia Munn
    5750 Wilshire Blvd
    Los Angeles, CA 90036

    Patience, good things come to those who wait...

    Posted 4 months ago #
18. 

    Alessa1016
    Member

    Tnks DoubleSixx

    Posted 4 months ago #
19. 

    DoubleSixx
    Member

    @Alessa1016 Yep

    Posted 4 months ago #
20. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    I can't believe I missed out on this jewel. Now i'm just trying to recall what I said "fuck jam" actually was.

    http://twitter.com/monstersandgods
    http://welcometofightclub.wordpress.com/

    Posted 4 months ago #
21. 

    briscojr
    Member

    

    Posted 4 months ago #
22. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    @Tyler- found it: http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/komment-krew-4-the-ressurection#post-16200

    It actually goes on for a few pages before making the segue into Cram Pie and German Bug

    Posted 4 months ago #
23. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    Thank you dave-o. That's what I thought i said. Wasn't 100% sure though.

    Posted 4 months ago #
24. 

    briscojr
    Member

    Pages 2-4
    Grimace Page 7
    South Park Pages 9-10

    Posted 4 months ago #

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