superjohnjohn
Member
malibu's most wanted line with modifications:
hey wanna go out sometime? well wait, before you answer, i think its only fair if i told you i tested positive... 
for G-A-M-E.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlcRQS9K1B0&feature=channel
first few minutes 
thewiznhisgs
Member
I thought the engineering pick-up lines were interesting, but that they still have room for improvement. Let those cull in my subconscious for a little while, and I'll come back just like Jesus with some awesome lines.
I think it's best to cater to her as specific as possible. Let her know
A) That you care about her
B) That you pay attention to her
For example, there was a girl who thought I was cute, and I noticed she had a seahorse tattoo on her arm.
Dan: You know sea horses are the only species where the males give birth?
Her: Yeah, that's why I got it.
Dan: You really want to impregnate me right now don't you?
You can get away with saying mean things if the person you say them to thinks they're funny, but these come with no guarantee of being funny. The sea horse got a really big laugh, the text smile got a big smile, and the laundry one made her lose her breathe.
Dwayne Jackson
Member
say somthing like:
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member
No
Farah
Member
Actually, what drewbo said was pretty cute.
TrojanMayhem (Minja)
Member
Don't encourage the noob it will only cause us more suffering. Since you're a noob too you're forgiven.
Dave-O
Member
@thewiz- did the laundry one make her lose her breathe because you were choking her? 'cause otherwise I'm not buying it
Shabazz
Member
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
ninjasquirrel
Member
"Want to see my hoverboard."
BurningChrome
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CodyFritz
Member
Thats a good one BC, im gonna try that next time im out.
BurningChrome
Member
if it fails you can always try this: nice shoes! wanna fuck? 
CodyFritz
Member
thats a good back up plan.
one ive never used but anyone feel free too.
Is your daddy a chicken farmer? cause you sure know how to raise a cock. 
luscious lou
Member
you've got something on your chest, my eyes.
ninjasquirrel
Member
Can't believe nobody has yet suggested the ever popular, "Hello, I'm a Gynecologist" line.
Always a winner. Well, actually, not, usually ends badly.
BurningChrome
Member
that outfit looks great on you, but i would look better...
Dirty White Boy
Member
Don't be touching me ... I'm not that easy
nicole_wtf
Member
I love pick up lines! Ive heard " I lost my number, can i have yours?"
if im going to use a pick up line on a guy i usually just say something like "Hey" it usually works.....
BurningChrome
Member
i'm new around here, can i get directions to your place?
dzzy
Member
I was standing in line at a mcdonalds yesterday and there was this really hot chick ordering her food so the manager says "Hey pretty lady i gonna name a new burger after you it gonna be called the mcgorgeous"
GoodEats
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californianerd
Member
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.” 
http://twitter.com/californianerd
Hottie77
Member
Great pick up line....Ok these are for ladies to use on the guys
. "Why don't I sit on your lap and we will talk about the first thing that comes up?"
or my Favorite.
"What's a nice guy like you doing running through a dirty mind like mine?"
noname
Member
sheriousshry guyszsh.. don't use pickup lines it makes it look like you are trying too hard
BurningChrome
Member
said to a woman with a child: "wanna go halves on another?"
Hey dude usually i find pick-up lines very corney but dude you should say that!!!! seriously.
Once I went to a party with half a doorknob, I would go to shake a girls hand giving her the back of the doorknob in the process, at this point I would twist the knob and ask "may I come inside?".
Was told many times that was the best they heard 
phil4real
Member
Awhile back, my girlfriend and I were at the mall and this guy walks up and hits on her while we were in line for a movie. I assume he didn't notice the conjoined hands but i was getting ready to say something. He pulled a pick up line straight outta "the 40-year-old-virgin" seriously, "I hope you have a big truck cuz I'm putting my bike in it.". She then looks him up and down and says, "Wow that pick up line is way worse than the junk my boyfriend says to me just for kicks"...He then walked away in embarrassment, pure hilarity ladies and gents. I couldn't stop laughing
sammy
Member
a girl tried with me the other day.
her: "can you buy me a drink"
me: "nope i dont believe i can"
shadow sammy
Member
Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
