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1. 

   Riverside216
   Member

   This forum was made for that purpose.

   http://gamezandtech.blogspot.com/
   http://twitter.com/ahachmi

   Posted 11 months ago #
2. 

   mykindastupid
   Member

   You know the old trick of sending a drink to the pretty girl at the end of the bar? The one where the waitress gives the girl the drink and says compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar? That doesn't work, so I modded it. Instead of a drink send them something odd from off the menu (works best at bars that serve food). Example: There's a pretty girl at the end of the bar. Buy her a bowl of corn. If you can get them to come to you then you're half way home.

   Fuck you, I know shit! YouTube Twitter

   Posted 11 months ago #
3. 

   Denison
   Member

   Chessy Line: Excuse me, Excuse me you drop something....my jaw!

   Tweet: http://twitter.com/DNJROCK
   Face B: http://www.facebook.com/people/Denison-Branco/100000365413455

   Posted 11 months ago #
4. 

   thevaz76
   Member

   Update on my line:

   A friend of mine, also disabled, tried my line on a waitress over the weekend. And of course, he had to pick the one that took him seriously. She said, "Of course I would. What do I have to do? Do I have to sign something?" He tried his best to keep a straight face.

   Note to self: person must realize its a line.

   Posted 11 months ago #
5. 

   TrojanMayhem (Minja)
   Member

   In these tough economic times I have the stimulus package you really need (pull out condom) I think we should ride out these hard times together.
   *Que wet panties and sleexy porno muzak.

   I have a friend (personally I think he is utterly repugnant looking) but the women seem to swoon over this motherfucker and he's the biggest douche but he can literally say whatever the fuck he wants and he gets phone numbers.
   Case and point: We're at a concert I think it wass at the key club, might have been the viper room anyway...He's telling me that it doesn't matter what you say but how you come across to them. I challenge him so he goes ok you pick the girl and i'll get her number and if I can't I'll give you $20 if I get you owe me $20.
   So I scanned quickly and picked this really hot looking LA 8 (out of 10, which is very hot. For example a michigan 10 is an LA 3, a NY 10 is an LA 6 etc etc) So he walks up to this hot LA 8 and smiles at her and says "Can daddy touch your apple?" she giggled they chatted for a bit and she gave him her cell #.
   So perhaps it's not what you say but how you say it?

   http://twitter.com/trojanmayhem
   Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......

   Posted 11 months ago #
6. 

   Michelle (stompthewalrus)
   Member

   What does that even MEAN, Trojan?

   http://twitter.com/stompthewalrus

   Posted 11 months ago #
7. 

   Masta_Gomes
   Member

   @Trojan - Rofl!!! Can Daddy touch your apple?! Jeez, either this guy is a massive unit and is damn hot or these girls are just easy..

   Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis!
   When I was dead broke man, I couldn't picture this..

   Posted 11 months ago #
8. 

   MoeV
   Member

   @Michelle I think it means her bum.

   Posted 11 months ago #
9. 

   insertnickhere
   Member

   I like saving money!

   Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

   Posted 11 months ago #
10. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    Only if she has an applebottom.

    Posted 11 months ago #
11. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @Michelle honestly I don't even know what he meant . @Masta_Gomes the guy is ridiculous he does this stuff constantly. He'll just walk up to a group of women start talking about whatever random bullshit and end up with #'s.
    He even walked up to a girl one time started talking and then said he should probably go. She told him "hey, would you like to call me? Maybe we could go out by ourselves sometime." He said oh that does sound fun but I don't want to send you the wrong message I'm just looking to have a good time I'm not ready for a serious relationship right now. She was like yeah no problem I understand I just think it would be fun.
    He ended up fooling around with her no strings and making her think it was a great idea.
    I have no idea how he does it.

    Posted 11 months ago #
12. 

    Fores1ght
    Member

    Apple-bottom girls make 'a the world go 'round

    Peace, and much love to you.
    Twitter

    Posted 11 months ago #
13. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    I used to have an applebottom. *sigh*

    Posted 11 months ago #
14. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @Michelle used to? As in you lost it? Or as in it's more like a basket full of apples now?

    Posted 11 months ago #
15. 

    liesforliars
    Member

    All this talk about applebottoms is making me want to go listen to crappy rap music.

    Food tastes so much better when its punched into your face
    http://www.twitter.com/liesforliars

    Posted 11 months ago #
16. 

    insertnickhere
    Member

    The funniest pick-up line i've heard thus far is "If we we're both squirrels would you let me store my nuts in your hole?"

    Posted 11 months ago #
17. 

    RogerGaw
    Member

    i prefer the following line. "lets have intercourse". I don't like to beat around the bush.

    I write articles for a nerdy website known as the The Nerdiest Kids

    Posted 11 months ago #
18. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    As in I lost it because I lost weight.

    Posted 11 months ago #
19. 

    liesforliars
    Member

    Hi, how are you? My name is ___ and I don't live with my parents anymore. I have a job, and my own place. I want you.

    Can any of you say that?

    Posted 11 months ago #
20. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    I can.

    Posted 11 months ago #
21. 

    RogerGaw
    Member

    

    Posted 11 months ago #
22. 

    insertnickhere
    Member

    ooo ooo I CAN SAY THAT!

    @Michelle

    Do miss your apples?

    Posted 11 months ago #
23. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    They're the only thing I've lost that I miss.

    Posted 11 months ago #
24. 

    RogerGaw
    Member

    of all things i've lost i miss my mind the most

    Posted 11 months ago #
25. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @liesforliars the question is why would you want to say that?
    Nothing like aiming low. I'm not talking about you personally @liesforliars but I've met far too many people with this low expectation attitude. That's like saying I've never been to prison, I never raped anyone, and I bathe daily. Well... looks like your just full of ambition, your NOT suppose to go to prison or rape someone you low expectation motherfucker.
    I was honestly trying to think how I met my wife and how I tried to gain her attention. I asked her if she's ever been skydiving she said no but I would like to so I told her I would take her skydiving if she wanted she said yes and that was that.
    Oh and R.I.P. @Michelle's butt.

    Posted 11 months ago #
26. 

    Usmcjamal
    Member

    @trojanmayhem

    so is a MiAMI 10 equal to a LA 10?

    Posted 11 months ago #
27. 

    Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    A Miami 10 is an LA 8 with too much lipliner.

    Posted 11 months ago #
28. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    Nod @Michelle

    Posted 11 months ago #
29. 

    Usmcjamal
    Member

    WTF are you serious?

    Posted 11 months ago #
30. 

    Denison
    Member

    Heres another I call it Plain & Simple.
    "Listen don't fight with your dreams, I am right here in front of you let me make this simple and easy as a math problem Me + You = Magic eh?"

    Posted 11 months ago #

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