Gerrad
Member
I don't know if its cheating or not, but the Bloodhound Gang taught me this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3xpS9oJiMQ
Ashleyegd
Member
@gerrad, Who Knows, But it's awesome 
Kris561
Member
Considering most men go to stripclubs and get lapdances the night before their wedding, I don't consider a lapdance cheating
Lisi
Member
Lapdances arent cheating. They cost $20, the girl doesnt usually talk, and it's over in 3 minutes. Unless you live in Texas... Then it depends on what your girlfriend thinks, really.
Jack
Member
@Lisi Bacon or sausage?
Lisi
Member
bacon. Everything is better with bacon.
Scarfo
Member
For those that still think Lap Dancing isn't the same as cheating obviously haven't received a Lap Dance in the VIP section of a up scale Strip Bar.......trust me....if you're in a serious/committed relationship...it's cheating.
Lisi
Member
Actually, I was a bartender and VIP hostess at a very upscale stripclub in New Orleans. It isnt cheating. It's 3 minutes of grinding with a girl that has no real interest in you. They fake it really well, but honestly they dont like you. They like your money.
briscojr
Member
Old argument, but if the guy's girlfriend thinks its cheating, that's all that really matters.
And yes, heart attacks are much better with bacon.
Lisi
Member
Well I dont consider it cheating, and I dont mind if my husband goes to the strip club. Men are going to be men, and I know that he's always going to come home to me, so for me it isnt even an issue.
yeah, Bacon is awesome, I never really liked the taste of sausage.
Scarfo
Member
I'm very well aware of the "I'm doin it for the $$$." argument being Fact. That's common sense. the fact if the dancer/stripper likes you or not, really don't matter...heck, they could hate the very ground the customer walk on, for all I care. lol THE ACT itself of genital touching and grinding is cheating. ,
Gerrad
Member
So just to check, if you get a lap dance while eating bacon is that cheating. If your eating a big juicy sauasge and getting a dance I am pretty sure it is, but bacon is a gray area.
Lisi
Member
The club where I worked wasnt a fully nude club. So there was always a layer of clothing between people. Also, we had cameras set up in all of our VIP rooms. This was for the protection of the dancers as well as the clients. So there was little if any hanky panky going on in my club. There were seedier clubs on Bourbon street, though, so I dont doubt that some girlfriends would find it less than savory.
Most women havent worked in the clubs, though, so that is probably why it doesn't bother me. I know what goes on in there, and there isnt any mystery, and some of my friends were dancers, so I know how they felt about the dudes that went into the club.
BurningChrome
Member
i'll say it again...it doesn't matter what you think...it only matters what your wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc thinks...if they think it's cheating, then it's cheating...whether you think so or not...
case in point: if olivia was your girlfriend, it would be cheating...end of story.
briscojr
Member
In b4 someone makes a lame "Sweet Ass In Your Face" reference. 
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