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   Danger Man
   Member

   Hmmm...loose and it hangs like a wizards sleeve.

   Sounds to me like a "Hairy Potter".

   Posted 6 months ago #
2. 

   phil4real
   Member

   Dating Tip # 777- Go to the bathroom at her house, masterbate in her bathroom and cum on her toothbrush. That way if you don't have sex with her you can still tell people you were inside her that night (they don't have to know that)

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Waylonakolipse
   Member

   haha....Bad Dating Tip#101- Take her to Red Lobster and afterwards tell her that she "owes" you.

   Reality is wrong dreams are for real.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   JrOaHmNoS
   Member

   Dating Tip #666 after going on a date, don't ask her to go to church and thank God she found his/her soulmate... O_o

   http://twitter.com/JrOaHmNoS
   http://www.flickr.com/photos/jroahmnos/

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Scarfo
   Member

   Bad dating tip# 724 - While on a date, at the movies, if your date asks for some popcorn and a soda, offer the food you stuffed in your pockets you took out your refrigerator instead.

   http://twitter.com/Scarfo

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   seth_david_andrew
   Member

   Tip #310 Women love to be dry-humped into solid objects forcefully, frequently, and preferably in public.

   http://twitter.com/SDAH

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   Scarfo
   Member

   Bad Dating Tip #111 - When your date introduces you to their Parents, tell them how good their Son or Daughter looks...then start masturbating in front of them.

   Posted 5 months ago #
8. 

   Danger Man
   Member

   Bad Dating Tip #22: Complimenting your date on her freaky Halloween costume, only to have her tell you she's not wearing a costume!

   Posted 4 months ago #
9. 

   Scarfo
   Member

   LOL @Danger Man! Good One!

   Posted 4 months ago #
10. 

    Scarfo
    Member

    @Btab LOL, I forgot all about our introduction phase, in this ancient thread. Now that's funny reading it now, my friend.

    Posted 4 months ago #

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