bad dating tip #11 tell her the "what do the five fingers say to the face" joke..and then deliver the punchline regardless 
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Horrible Dating Tips - 70 posts
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Agent Wildcarrd
MemberPosted 7 months ago # -
Lyle T.
Memberbad dating tip #12 : Spend the most part of the night talking about all your other Ex`s/lovers in detail just cause in the slim chance that some where down the line your date might know any of them. Your date will totally feel special and will love it!!! Hahaha
Posted 7 months ago # -
BurningChrome
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Loakum
MemberBad Dating Tip# 18 When you first meet your date's parents, bring a big bag of pop bottles, and ask them for a lift to the store, to cash them in.
@ Agent Wildcarrd LOL, Good One!
Posted 7 months ago # -
Jhylla81
Member# 15. When at a fancy restaurant press your fingers up to your ear every 5 minutes. Nod a couple of times and say Affirmative. When asked what you are doing, shout "THE PRESIDENT IS IN DANGER!"
Then upturn the table, grab your date and hide behind said table. At this point grab a dinner roll, take a bite out of it, and throw it at an imaginary target. Then proceed to flee the restaurant with your date. Remember to run in a serpentine pattern
This will make you seem secure and safe to your date!
"No, it's not evil spirits. It's just rain. Rrraaiiinnn. Fine! Try and kill it!...Children!"Posted 7 months ago # -
Lyle T.
MemberBad Dating Tip# 16 Is my favorite.... Walk up to a attractive girl at the bar and say... Hi, Ive was wondering if you were walking to your car by yourself later? Ive been watching you all night. (Thank you Dane Cook.)
Posted 7 months ago # -
iamalex
MemberBad Dating Tip #17: When eating dinner at a restaurant, lick all of the food on your plate. tell your date that the reason you did this was so "no one would be tempted to steal your grub."
"i was brainwashed to be honest in this brave new world that slowly passes by."Posted 7 months ago # -
Loakum
MemberBad Dating Tip #48 : Everytime you go out on a date, be sure to always bring your Parents along too. This make a lasting impression on your date.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Btab
MemberI don't get how the numbers are working. Or can you just not count?
Posted 7 months ago # -
mykindastupid
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Danger Man
MemberBad Dating Tip #19: Talking to your therapist on your cell phone during the date.
Bad Dating Tip #20: Talking to your imaginary therapist on your imaginary cell phone during the date.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Loakum
Member@ Btab..obvious, this is a parody thread. So the comments and numbers aren't to be taken litterally. BTW It's "or you can't count, not "Or can you just not count?" (unless you're using a parody of proper english).
Posted 7 months ago # -
Master Gio
MemberBad Dating Tip #65 Show up only in your underwear to the date.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Loakum
MemberBad Dating Tip #244 While on a romantic date with that special someone, tell your date that you're a transgendered person, that you was born an opposite sex, then the one you are today. (Loveline had a caller, about this last night.)
Posted 7 months ago # -
mykindastupid
MemberBad Dating Tip #347
Step 1: Buy rape van
Step 2: Kidnap
Step 3: Stockholm SyndromePosted 7 months ago # -
seth_david_andrew
Memberthis scenario.
date: "Oh this drink is delicious, here try this!"
you: "Nahhh, I put a roofie in that earlier, one of us has to be able to drive, you know?"
date: "Uh..."
you: "Hahaha, 'is he joking?!?!?!' "
Posted 7 months ago # -
Master Gio
MemberBad Dating TIp #333.
Tell her about the dead bodies in your basement.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Loakum
MemberBad Dating Tip#418 Go on the date with extreme B.O.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Terrence Cheek
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you know what you just made me pissed. How dare you start this topic what the hell is wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!! people are really looking for help and yo dumb ass puts some shit on there like that. if your that dam board than fucking just Jack Off. at least it will be better than your advice A-HOLE!!!!!!
:finger: 
Posted 6 months ago # -
natpants
Member@Iceman hey. child. calm the fuck down. if you can't have a sense of humor, you obviously don't belong on here with us. anyone reading this can tell it's all just good fun.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Gerrad
MemberHorrible Dating tip #0 (precursing all other tips)
IcemanIII
'Nuff said.
Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_GerradPosted 6 months ago # -
JrOaHmNoS
Memberagree with gerrad...
Posted 6 months ago # -
natpants
Member@Gerrad best tip on here :]
Posted 6 months ago # -
You guys say I need a sense of humor? Really? How do you know I wasn't just joking?
Posted 6 months ago # -
Danger Man
MemberSomewhere, Dr. Drew is taking notes from this thread to use in future broadcasts....or maybe not.
Bad Dating Tip #21: Calling Dr. Drew's radio show to say you cannot get any halfway decent-looking woman to go out with you...while you are on a date.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Waylonakolipse
Member:lol:LOL that's some fucked up tips.....Bad Breakup Tip #1: Tell her that it's not me it's you. Your vagina just doesn't feel good anymore, it's loose and it hangs like a wizards sleeve.
Reality is wrong dreams are for real.Posted 6 months ago # -
Dirty White Boy
Member@ waylon, Yeah that would do it for sure LOL !!
Posted 6 months ago # -
natpants
Member@Waylonakolipse BAHAHAHAHA
Posted 6 months ago # -
Btab
Member@Loakum ('s response to me 2 weeks ago). Um, I was joking. And no, if you use 'can't', it's a fragment. I was asking it as a question. Unless you were parodying the fact that you can't count
@Waylon... Um.
Posted 6 months ago #
