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1. 

   Loakum
   Member

   Hello my fellow OMFG members,

   In our everyday lives, we run across so many helpful dating tips from day to day. Well I want to do the exact opposite, and ask for OMFG members to post positively horrible dating tips here. Why? because I'm a firm believer of people learning just as much from the bad, as much from the good.

   Bad Dating Tip#1 - When you're out on a date, always give compliments to the other surrounding people, looking more attractive then your date. For example: "Baby, that waitress way more attractive then you. Your father should had got her mother pregnant instead."

   This tip will get a reaction from your date, whether you're male or female..or transgendered.

   Posted 7 months ago #
2. 

   GoodEats
   Member

   Why is your date a baby?

   RIP ODB

   Posted 7 months ago #
3. 

   luscious lou
   Member

   @goodeats because he lured the baby by jingling his keys.

   http://twitter.com/loouielouu

   Posted 7 months ago #
4. 

   Loakum
   Member

   @Goodeats and @Luscious Lou

   Because R Kelly is such a positive role model.

   Bad Dating Tip#2 - When your out on a date Bring a PSP (Playstation Portable) or a Nintendo DS and play on it throughout the date.

   Posted 7 months ago #
5. 

   Gerrad
   Member

   Bad dating tip #3
   taking Loakum's dating advice
   

   Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
   http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_Gerrad

   Posted 7 months ago #
6. 

   Peaches
   Member

   

   http://twitter.com/PeachPosh

   Posted 7 months ago #
7. 

   VaughnL86
   Member

   Bad dating tip #4 Going on a date with Loakum

   If you aint heard of me.. Twitter Me!
   http://www.twitter.com/vaughnL86

   Posted 7 months ago #
8. 

   Loakum
   Member

   LOL @ Gerrad,

   LOL @ VaughnL86 That would be a Good Dating Tip, for a non Parody Thread

   LOL, @ Peaches using sign language on me. huh? Too Cruel. LOL

   This is a Parody thread. None of the views expressed aren't actually to be taken seriously Translation: It's a joke thread. Perhaps I should have put a warning sticker:" Don't try this at home..or on dates" .

   Posted 7 months ago #
9. 

   TrojanMayhem (Minja)
   Member

   bad dating tip#237 respect your date

   http://twitter.com/trojanmayhem
   Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......

   Posted 7 months ago #
10. 

    Loakum
    Member

    @ TrojanMayhem wouldn't that actually be good dating advise? I thought the title of this thread was a dead give-away of the Parody subject matter.

    Posted 7 months ago #
11. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @Loakum good advice..... hahahaha no man you NEVER show respect that's a bad move/bad advice

    bad dating tip#431 let her talk about herself and her interests

    Posted 7 months ago #
12. 

    Loakum
    Member

    For real TrojanMayhem? Ohhhh I get it. You're 100% Correct! NEVER show your date respect! (writing that tip down in my dating journal...)

    Horrible dating Tip #16 Constantly bring up the topic of your Ex Girlfriend or Ex Boyfriend.

    Posted 7 months ago #
13. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @Loakum

    Posted 7 months ago #
14. 

    Grassy Grassy
    Member

    I like chocolate covered roses, long stemmed walks on the strawberries at twilight, and watching the sun set over the Pacific long stemmed roses.

    Posted 7 months ago #
15. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    @GG- you like Twilight? Wanna come over my house for a viewing? There may or may not be a fresh box of Cheez-Its involved.

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

    Posted 7 months ago #
16. 

    Loakum
    Member

    LOL @ the Twilight references.

    Posted 7 months ago #
17. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    Did @rtondreau hack grassy's account?....I thought he was the only one who was a massive twilight fan on here.

    Posted 7 months ago #
18. 

    Loakum
    Member

    I prefer Real Vampire movies like Salem's Lott or The Interview with the Vampire. I'm a serious Vampire fan, but Twilight seems like it's....not true to the genre.

    Posted 7 months ago #
19. 

    Jhylla81
    Member

    Twilight is about vampires!? I always thought it was about David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust days! The glitter skin threw me off!

    "No, it's not evil spirits. It's just rain. Rrraaiiinnn. Fine! Try and kill it!...Children!"

    Posted 7 months ago #
20. 

    BurningChrome
    Member

    bad dating tip #5: show up for the date un-showered after an afternoon of tackle football

    bad dating tip #6: don't brush before the date & be sure to lean in when you talk to your date

    Twitter me this

    Posted 7 months ago #
21. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    Honestly I actually thought twilight was about Gary Glitter.

    bad dating tip #1 "It's not going to suck itself" is not an acceptable way to introduce yourself........Hmm or is it?!

    Posted 7 months ago #
22. 

    Loakum
    Member

    LOL @ BurningChrome Yeah, those are horrible dating tips!

    Bad Dating Tip# 45 When meeting your date's parents, start talking about a annoying STD you recently caught from a Hooker in a Alley. That will make a lasting impression.

    Posted 7 months ago #
23. 

    iamalex
    Member

    bad dating tip #7- explain to your date IN GREAT DETAIL the entire plot of the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy and how it is possible that Middle Earth really exists.

    "i was brainwashed to be honest in this brave new world that slowly passes by."

    Posted 7 months ago #
24. 

    Lyle T.
    Member

    bad dating tip #8 Ask her if shes not to busy if she can watch your kids...............................Then brush your hand down her shoulder with a smile.

    Im sorry that was just BAD!!!

    Posted 7 months ago #
25. 

    Gerrad
    Member

    bad dating tip number 9 (right?)
    This has been mentioned on another thread but bears repeating..

    When your date (or a stripper) asks you to talk dirty to her, don't tell her you will batter her ass like a piece of fish.

    It is NOT witty... I repear, NOT WITTY! Trust me.

    Posted 7 months ago #
26. 

    mike 80
    Member

    bad dating tip no. 666 (the truth)

    never ever ever get obssesed with someone, she/he will think you're stalking her/him exept you tell him/her that you're a ninja and protecting her/him from rosie o' donalds henchmen

    http://twitter.com/afronurse101

    Posted 7 months ago #
27. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    tell her that WHEN SHE SUCKS ON DAT HOT DOG IT LOOKS LIKE SHE SUCKIN ON A PENIS

    http://twitter.com/monstersandgods
    http://welcometofightclub.wordpress.com/

    Posted 7 months ago #
28. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    bad dating tip #10 Don't ask if you can smell her tits.
    

    The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!

    lol

    Posted 7 months ago #
29. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    @FuRy- so NOT asking is the bad tip? Interesting.

    Posted 7 months ago #
30. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    Yes.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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