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1. 

   daniel
   Member

   How much you'd get paid for your man juice?
   Well here ya go
   http://www.howmuchisyourspermworth.com/

   Why are you reading this? I have nothing to say to you.

   Posted 3 months ago #
2. 

   C4NT1
   Member

   Sperm mobility? XD

   *goes to Google*

   (-_-) zzz
   http://twitter.com/c4nt1

   Posted 3 months ago #
3. 

   DoubleSixx
   Member

   $25 per specimen.

   Patience, good things come to those who wait...

   Posted 3 months ago #
4. 

   daniel
   Member

   Mine was $30. I could be motherfucking Bill Gates by now. Hell from the ages of 13-15 I easily would've made the forbes list.

   Posted 3 months ago #
5. 

   Gerrad
   Member

   Also valued at $30. I am sad thinking about how much money I have literally flushed down the drain.

   Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
   http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_Gerrad

   Posted 3 months ago #
6. 

   C4NT1
   Member

   I got $15 a pop!

   Posted 3 months ago #
7. 

   ninjasquirrel
   Member

   Answered honestly (almost gave in on the 35+ answer....) and could get $100 !!!

   Wow, that's nearly $1000 a day! Woo hoo!

   twitter.com/ninjutsucoder I'm not interesting or friendly.

   Posted 3 months ago #
8. 

   munnpope
   Member

   men i think i could buy microsoft by now

   why nobody tell me this when i was 13? so much of invesiment advices

   tanks a lot guys

   Posted 3 months ago #
9. 

   Shambala
   Member

   $60. Not bad considering I'm short.

   http://panesofglass.tumblr.com/

   Posted 3 months ago #
10. 

    briscojr
    Member

    WTF?! They said I'd have to pay them to take it! It's like prom night all over again. My cousin wasn't even worth the 50 bucks either.

    I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.
    - Dollhouse (R.I.P.)

    Posted 3 months ago #
11. 

    Dave-O
    Member

    So I assume "no value" means priceless?

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

    Posted 3 months ago #
12. 

    Gerrad
    Member

    @Dave-O That's what people mean when they ask how you can you put a value on love. Apparently its by the teaspoon.

    Posted 3 months ago #
13. 

    S0nntagskind
    Member

    Interesting...so theoretically you should be able to reward prostitutes by "payment in kind".

    https://twitter.com/S0nntagskind

    Posted 3 months ago #
14. 

    herb44
    Member

    Only 15 bucks for me. My sperm are so mad they wont cum out an play now.

    Posted 3 months ago #
15. 

    Colonel Large Cock
    Member

    I made a cool half mill, and that was just today! CLC

    http://twitter.com/ColoneLargeKok

    Posted 3 months ago #
16. 

    AnotherA
    Member

    Awesome, so glad I've been stockpiling it all these years. Nice little nest egg.

    I've got a good feeling about you.

    Posted 3 months ago #
17. 

    daniel
    Member

    @AA
    Reminds me of that Tenacious D skit where they were selling it in their front yard lemonade style.

    Posted 3 months ago #
18. 

    Scarfo
    Member

    ...37 cents for a half a gallon....sounds about right.

    http://twitter.com/Scarfo

    Posted 3 months ago #
19. 

    Riverside216
    Member

    I got $40 per specimen. It must be because of my age and height. I think having mild acne as a teen, and being Arab dropped my price significantly.

    http://gamezandtech.blogspot.com/
    http://twitter.com/ahachmi

    Posted 3 months ago #
20. 

    AnotherA
    Member

    Also, "Give an honest estimate of your sperm mobility" wtf?

    Guys, all line up against the bathroom wall. Everyone aim high, and the first guy whose seed reaches the floor wins.

    Posted 3 months ago #
21. 

    briscojr
    Member

    @AA What are you talking about? In Australia, don't they make you hand in a sperm sample in High School every day, which was then tested? I'll never forget my gym teacher was so strict about it he even used to watch me do mine, and sometimes he'd do one at the same time. Man I miss High School. Good times.

    Posted 3 months ago #
22. 

    RedEyedJedi
    Member

    @CLC Is that counting Peep sales too?

    http://twitter.com/THERedEyedJedi

    Posted 3 months ago #
23. 

    mykindastupid
    Member

    I'm going to rename my junk MasterNard.
    http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv98/mykindastupid/mastercard.jpg?t=1258782539

    Fuck you, I know shit! YouTube Twitter

    Posted 3 months ago #
24. 

    Colonel Large Cock
    Member

    @CLC Is that counting Peep sales too?

    
    @REJ No it isn't. It also doesn't include the millions of dollars that the chicks have swallowed. Who'd have thought my "pearl necklace" was worth more than a pearl necklace!? CLC

    Posted 3 months ago #
25. 

    RedEyedJedi
    Member

    Your the man, er, cock!

    Posted 3 months ago #
26. 

    californianerd
    Member

    $15 baby!!! who wants some storm troopers

    http://twitter.com/californianerd <---stalk me & I'll stalk you too =]

    Posted 3 months ago #
27. 

    Gerrad
    Member

    @califonianerd If there aim is the same, you better give a return receipt...

    Posted 3 months ago #
28. 

    AntiAmericanGraffiti
    Member

    I got 'Get A Life'. What the..

    'The Antidote to the Anti-dope'

    Posted 3 months ago #
29. 

    munnpope
    Member

    Also, "Give an honest estimate of your sperm mobility" wtf?
    Guys, all line up against the bathroom wall. Everyone aim high, and the first guy whose seed reaches the floor wins.

    @brisco my female gym teacher did the same with the girls in my class too, i didnt understan why since women dont have sperm, but i guess this never got in her way

    Posted 3 months ago #

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