What better place for a bar joke? 
A group of friends was at their favorite bar, having a great time. After a rediculous number of rounds, one guy stumbles up to the bartender and says, "Hey barkheap, I betchu *hic* eyeee ken stand on one side of your bar.......and pee all the way down to the udder side into a shot glasssssss. In fact.....I bet *counts six fingers* five hunnerd dollhers I can do it!"
The bartender can tell this guy is absolutely trashed and could hardly piss straight, let alone down the bar into a shot glass, so he says,
"What the hell, I'm almost closed and you guys are the last ones here."
So the drunk guy slowly climbs on top of the bar, and proceeds to piss all over the place!
Satisfied, he half-falls off the bar and goes up to the bartender laughing. The bartender asks him, "Well, I guess you owe me five hundred bucks! But, why are you laughing?"
The drunk guy tells him, "Haha! Cuzzz, you see my frnd over there? Yeah himmmm, tha guy cryin, I bet him a thousandsz dollars that I could pee all over yur bar!"
SDCC....... 
But they add magical rainbow dust and unicorn sweat. ^_^
