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Started 9 months ago by Paweezy Fosheezy
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Paweezy Fosheezy
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The bartender is in.
Feel free to ask any questions, share stories and trade recipes.
So, what can I get you?

Here I am:
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Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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Shot of cuervo 1800 please...and keep'em coming.

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
Member

Chilled and dressed?
(Those are good in Mexican Martinis BTW )

Posted 9 months ago #
mike 80
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what is the best place to go on your first date??

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy what's in a mexican martini?

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
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I use 1800, Gran Marnier, sour mix and some green olive juice.
Shaken and poured into a salt-rimmed martini glass with an olive and lime.
Some places call it a perfect margarita.

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

@paweezy sounds good sir...I'll have one of those as well and yes chilled and dressed is fine...

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@mike80 hooters

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy you got any funny stories about working the bar?

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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*crickets chirping*

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
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Well, its a bar at The Olive Garden, so it doesn't get too wild, but the craziest thing that has happened to me so far:
It started getting pretty busy one evening, a guy comes and sits down and orders some food and a drink. There is an Indian woman and her son sitting a few seats down from him, they're still looking at the menu. Then this older lady comes and sits down a seat away from the guy and orders a Coors Light. She seemed fine so I got her the beer.
After a few minutes though she starts talking to the guy next to her sayin he should sit next to her, they're both alone they could keep each other company.
I ask the guy if he wants salad or soup with his meal, and he says salad. The old woman says "That sounds good, can I have a salad too?" So I tell her sure and go to the kitchen to get it. I come out and drop off the guy's salad, and when I'm about to give the woman her's, she says "No, I don't want it! Give it to him, he can eat it. Yeah, you eat it, go ahead, GET FAT, YOU EAT IT!"
So we're all pretty shocked and the poor dude has a look on his face like WTF? but doesn't say anything and just keeps eating.
So the woman keeps sipping on her beer, and then starts talking to the Indian kid in gibberish, as if she thinks he doesn't speak English, but she's not really saying anything! The poor kid isn't even looking at her.
So I went back into the kitchen to let the manager know what was goin on, so after a minute he comes out to walk by, make sure everybody is ok. The boy had ended up moving seats to be on the other side of his mom.
My manager walks by and asks how everybody is doing, but the woman is just sitting there looking pretty depressed now.
After my manager walks by, she gets up and takes off out the door, leaving her sweater and half-full beer. My manager goes out the door to see where she went, but she was already gone! Craziness! lol

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy LOL what a crazy lady

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
Member

So what's the most ya'll have ever had to drink in one sitting/party/whatever?
For me:
1 Jaegerbomb, 7 shots of Patron, a chocolate martini, half a blender full of strawberry daiquiri, and a few other mixed drinks that I don't remember.

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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Speaking gibberish to the kid hahaha

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy Damn!!!
How'd you survive that one???

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

Man I've drank alot over the years...hard to remember...but if we're talking beer then all I can is ALOT. Hard liquor wise I can remember drinking 2/3 of bacardi limon one night and more recently about that samee amount of tequila

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
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@jay
haha, Irish blood? Part of why I chose that question on Loveline, but I'm just a social drinker. Fortunately I think my Italian heritage outweighs any addiction genes, they have one of the lowest rates of alcoholics.

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

regarding the bacardi and the tequila they were 5ths

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy yeah my grandfather was irish but aslo had apache in him...and my grandmother used to say she was half cherokee...good question on loveline btw

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
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@jay lol, you know you drank a lot when its hard to remember!

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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@paweezy do you remember how that night ended when you drank that enormous amount of alcohol? lol

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
Member

Haha, actually yeah, that whole night is a big crazy story!
It was 2 weeks ago on the 20th, I had a housewarming party (it was also my birthday). I was making drinks for everybody, so we were all pretty messed up by the end of the night. Most of the people there I work with, and some had to work the next morning. I heard everybody was pretty much a zombie.
But the party went pretty well, there was one guy that was a lil too messed up and paranoid, he kept telling me ppl were talking shit but I had him sit down and watch tv til he fell asleep. lol
But I cussed out the tv (Taken was on, I walked by just as the dude got shot in the elevator. I said something like "Fuck yeah its personal! You kidnapped his fucking daughter, its personal to him! Shoot him in the fucking face!") as I went outside to get the drunk(est) dude that chased some girl away. haha
But later I attempted to play the violin while drunk. It was horrible and I broke a string.
Woke up the next morning and there was a guy in my bed with no pants!
...Thought I'd share the end before telling what happened.
My friend passed out on my bed, so I got some blankets and slept on the floor. In the middle of the night my friend got up and started to pee in front of my sink, so I had to push him into the bathroom, where I can only assume he found the toilet since the floor wasn't wet. That's how he was in my bed without pants, and yes, I remained on the floor.
Of course that situation was the subject of countless jokes at work.

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
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Here's a story! I remember the first time I had double vision...It was during the Tyson/Holyfield fight when tyson bit a part of holyfields ear off. (lol remember that!) There was a group of about ten of us and we were all drinking screwdrivers. After quite a few of those everybody there was just wasted... I started seeing double and then feeling sick, so I made way out out the backyard to throw up where I found my bestfriend in the same predictament. He greeted me and then vomited. I sat down beside him and then I too, vomited. It was hilarious. He'd vomit then I'd vomit. haha.This lasted for a few minutes then about ten feet away from us two fist fights broke out and we both stopped what we were doing and watched the fights. We then commenced our synchronized vomiting.Aahhhhh, good times!!

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

@paweezy hell yeah man! you know how to throw a party!
Next OMFG meet up: @ Paweezy's!!!

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
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Haha! I've only ever thrown up once from drinking...
This was last year when I was still married, my wife and I met some friends at this place that was going out of business, so they had $3 you-call-its. I had a bad cold and hadn't had anything to eat since early that afternoon. I only had about 5 drinks, but one was a flaming Dr. Pepper (shot of Bacardi 151 on fire, dropped into beer and amaretto. SUPPOSED to taste like Dr. Pepper, but I could only taste the beer which I hate).
So the beer was making my stomach upset and when I got home and layed down I could feel it coming on. I only threw up once, but my wife was going back to get sick all night. Ugh, she got it on the wall in the hallway and on the floor too.
Next day at work was horrible, I was still drunk AND my head hurt. Kept bumping into tables. lol

Posted 9 months ago #
JerseyJesus
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Most I had to drink in one sitting whatever. A fifth of vodka, the whole bottle, all to myself, not to mention I took it all down in an hour. What happened after that hour I have no clue. thank god I wasn't there alone and my friend Jimmy drove me back.

It was in Brooklyn, at a band venue that's basically a loft where it's BYOB. friends' bands were playing; 2 Japanese bands and a local band. There's kind of a big story behind it but I'll spare the details. Good times.

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Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

She through up on the wall??? LOL

Posted 9 months ago #
jaycastle
Member

*threw

Posted 9 months ago #
Paweezy Fosheezy
Member

@jay If you could have seen the amount of alcohol we went through, its rediculous! (oh, I forgot I had a 200mL bottle of Jack too, 2 Jack and Cokes from that, and then I just drank the last 1/4. Maybe I have 2 livers? lol)
1 bottle of Patron, 1 bottle of Jaeger, an almost-full bottle of vodka, 1/2 a bottle of Smirnoff Citrus Twist, 1/2 a bottle of Smirnoff Vanilla, 1/2 a bottle of Godiva Chocolate Liqour, 1/4 bottle of Malibu Passion Fruit, 1/4 bottle of Peach Schnapps, 1/2 bottle of Captain Morgan's, 1/4 bottle of Limoncello, the little bottle of Jack, and countless beers. Somebody also finished off my 1800 and Gran Marnier, but it was only enough for 1 drink.

Posted 9 months ago #