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1. 

   Danger Man
   Member

   Only two things would've made this story even better:

   1) If your friend hadn't been wounded at all.

   2) If he had delivered the classic Crocodile Dundee line "That's not a knife...*draws dagger*...that's a knife!" while showing his attacker the error of his ways.

   Posted 8 months ago #
2. 

   luscious lou
   Member

   @ danger man

   3) if he then said "in yoou face madafaka!"

   http://twitter.com/loouielouu

   Posted 8 months ago #
3. 

   Danger Man
   Member

   @ luscious lou

   Yeah, that would work too. Here's another one:

   4) Just before the attacker reaches him, the guy calmly takes out a taser and shoots Mr. knife-wielding maniac right in the groin!

   Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

   Posted 8 months ago #
4. 

   superjohnjohn
   Member

   my sister let her friend drive her car once and he got pulled over and arrested because he had pounds of marijuana and a gravity knife on him. i don't quite know what that is.... google time

   so i was making out with my girlfriend the other day when she called me a pedophile. pretty fucking big word for a six-year-old...

   Posted 8 months ago #
5. 

   TrojanMayhem (Minja)
   Member

   Bumping threads from 2 months ago? Alrighty then

   http://twitter.com/trojanmayhem
   Come manifest yourself in front of me, that I may pee on you......

   Posted 8 months ago #
6. 

   superjohnjohn
   Member

   hhaha i noticed it and clicked it and decided to share a [not quite] badass story too.

   Posted 8 months ago #
7. 

   your bestfriend
   Member

   damn dude that intense.hope your was alright but those cops dont give a shit there all cunts

   Posted 1 month ago #
8. 

   FuRyUs
   Member

   @Minja No. From 9 months ago....

   The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!

   lol

   Posted 1 month ago #
9. 

   RedEyedJedi
   Member

   

   http://twitter.com/THERedEyedJedi

   Posted 1 month ago #
10. 

    Jack
    Member

    

    Posted 1 month ago #
11. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    remember when the forum had that "new car smell"?

    http://twitter.com/monstersandgods
    http://welcometofightclub.wordpress.com/

    Posted 1 month ago #
12. 

    Paweezy Fosheezy
    Member

    @Tyler - Damn, that was a long time ago, even before the smell of Grimace lurking in the shadows and CLC's "secret nugget sauce". o_O

    Here I am:
    twitter

    Posted 1 month ago #
13. 

    Agent Wildcarrd
    Member

    the other dude should have watched some aots and learned some self defense techniques.

    Posted 1 month ago #
14. 

    Jeremiah
    Member

    That's the whole reason we need lighsabers! Pull the old Ben kenobi move and slice his arm off.
    The only way this storycould have been better is if your friend completely lost it and stabbed the hell out him Michael Myers style.

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
15. 

    TrojanMayhem (Minja)
    Member

    @Fury when I said it, it was only 2 months ago.

    Why must all noobs be fucking annoying

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
16. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    10 months

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
17. 

    phil4real
    Member

    Wow even I remember this thread

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
18. 

    briscojr
    Member

    I miss when Jeremiah was just talking about his cat shitting in stuff. That was starting to get really interesting.

    I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster.
    - Dollhouse (R.I.P.)

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
19. 

    ninjasquirrel
    Member

    Evening. What's going on here?

    twitter.com/ninjutsucoder I'm not interesting or friendly.

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
20. 

    Btab
    Member

    Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the show...

    Ohh, good for you.
    And how was it? || To the Batcave! ||

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
21. 

    Danger Man
    Member

    Ok, so that's why this thread title sounded familiar. I replied to it...eight months ago.

    Life was so different back then. *sigh*

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
22. 

    Gerrad
    Member

    Im gonna say the joke I should have said 10 months ago.

    Why is there a thread about fucking bad ass? Shouldnt you make a thread about fucking the good ass? Seems more appropriate

    Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
    http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_Gerrad

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
23. 

    Cyph
    Member

    I agree we should have a sticky thread about getting some good ass.

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
24. 

    Gerrad
    Member

    Getting good ass and stickyness is kinda simpatico right?

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
25. 

    jesuslies
    Member

    freaking crackheads are everywhere.

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
26. 

    FuRyUs
    Member

    

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
27. 

    DoubleSixx
    Member

    @Gerrad Been waiting for that .....

    Patience, good things come to those who wait...

    Posted 2 weeks ago #

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