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1. 

   Tyler Durden
   Member

   This just happened like 10 minutes ago and I felt I had to share it.

   So my friend was coming back to the dorm from the parking lot at my dorm when someone came running at him with a knife yelling "give me your money." The guy then starts slashing my friends arm. Little does he know that my friend has a dagger in his pocket. So he pulls it out, stabs the guy and holds him at knife point until the cops come. The best part is that this dude is so nice you would never think he could pull that shit off.

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   Posted 11 months ago #
2. 

   herb44
   Member

   Sounds like your school is in a rough neighborhood if everyone is packing knives. I'm glad your friend is allright.

   Posted 11 months ago #
3. 

   Dave-O
   Member

   That is effing awesome.

   Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.

   Posted 11 months ago #
4. 

   JohnM618
   Member

   Wow. That's pretty epic. Don't hear about that happening every day. Note to self: Always carry knife of dagger in pocket.

   Posted 11 months ago #
5. 

   Jack
   Member

   I carry a whistle, and if accosted I blow on it real hard and scream for someone to help me.

   Posted 11 months ago #
6. 

   Tyler Durden
   Member

   @jack studies have shown that if someone blows a rape whistle people might ignore it. There have been videos of people being mugged or raped and nobody would help them.

   Posted 11 months ago #
7. 

   Adam
   Member

   Did the police even care that your friend was carrying a weapon on school property?

   My school would expel me if I had a dagger in my pocket.

   The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting,
   keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

   Posted 11 months ago #
8. 

   DoubleSixx
   Member

   Pwnd !

   Patience, good things come to those who wait...

   Posted 11 months ago #
9. 

   Tyler Durden
   Member

   @river does it really fucking matter. I wouldn't care if he shot somebody that was trying to mug him.

   Posted 11 months ago #
10. 

    Adam
    Member

    No it doesn't matter, because that was pretty awesome.

    Posted 11 months ago #
11. 

    Jack
    Member

    @Tyler I forgot to add I run around waving my arms like a retard, that makes all the difference.

    Posted 11 months ago #
12. 

    natpants
    Member

    holy shit. major intenseness. the only remotely interesting/crazy thing that happened at my school is that someone set our old MLK building on fire last night.

    http://www.twitter.com/natpants

    Posted 11 months ago #
13. 

    Dirty White Boy
    Member

    @ tyler I hope your friend is alright ?? that's some crazy shit.

    ** note to self, put bigger knife in pocket **

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    Posted 11 months ago #
14. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    @dirty yeah, he's fine

    we actually had a guy running around in a clown mask a while back trying to mug people.

    Posted 11 months ago #
15. 

    natpants
    Member

    note to self-stay away from tyler's town.

    Posted 11 months ago #
16. 

    Jack
    Member

    @Tyler what town is this?

    Posted 11 months ago #
17. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    Johnson City, TN. It's not really that bad.

    Posted 11 months ago #
18. 

    Genji
    Member

    nice to hear the good guy came out on top and it wasn't as messy as it could have been!

    it's too bad he didn't take a phone pic of him pinned down to add insult

    I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

    Posted 11 months ago #
19. 

    Schuey2k2
    Member

    What I want to know is, did he blade at the appropriate angle?!?!

    Posted 10 months ago #
20. 

    Naklsonofnakkl
    Member

    @tyler if studies show no one comes to the aid of rape whistles, and this was video taped, why was someone video taping a rape and not helping the person? Worst Study Ever.

    Also, glad to hear your friend took down Bozo the Clown Mugger. Hope the ass gets whats coming to him in jail.

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    Posted 9 months ago #
21. 

    TK4356
    Member

    How bad is your buddies arm after getting slashed?

    Posted 9 months ago #
22. 

    LawrenceRocks88
    Member

    @TK I bet it wasnt bad

    Posted 9 months ago #
23. 

    noname
    Member

    passive aggressive?
    those type of people get REAL aggressive and you should watch out.

    http://www.twitter.com/benjiisan

    Posted 9 months ago #
24. 

    Tyler Durden
    Member

    my friend was fine, he just had a few scratches, the other guy on the other hand....

    Posted 9 months ago #
25. 

    sweetbigd
    Member

    Your friend should have yelled "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" when he pulled out the knife.

    Posted 9 months ago #
26. 

    KenBAMF
    Member

    LOL @sweetbigd, but would he have had to cut the guys head off too? kinda hard with just a dagger...

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    Posted 9 months ago #
27. 

    phil4real
    Member

    Sounds like this school is awesome lol

    Posted 9 months ago #
28. 

    RedEyedJedi
    Member

    Nice!

    http://twitter.com/THERedEyedJedi

    Posted 9 months ago #
29. 

    rtondreau
    Member

    @sweetbigd You're fucking awesome. I lol'd.

    http://www.twitter.com/rtondreau

    Posted 9 months ago #
30. 

    mike 80
    Member

    is it a combat knife???

    Posted 9 months ago #

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