Top 10 reasons why Olivia should visit CT.
10. You can dress like a furrie at a Husky basketball game and be accepted.
9. You can get your driveway plowed for $10.
8. Our rocks are extra pet like.
7. We have kickass diners.
6. Throwing rocks at Yale students makes YOU smarter.
5. New Visitors to CT receive a complementary pitbull and/or sack of potatoes.
4. Our Mayor is a crook.
3. It's like Poland!!!!!
2. Sunshine and beaches are overrated.
and the #1 reason to visit CT:
Main Street now contains 17% less homeless people.
