FuRyUs
Member
I apologize for not remembering about this movie earlier. I have a shitty VHS copy of this movie. I found the opening scene on Youtube for you to enjoy.
Why is this movie great?
The ninja have headbands that say ninja on them!
If you can find this movie anywhere. Watch this shit!
The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!lol
magoo
Member
@Fury, was the yellow ninja Napoleon Dynamite?
FuRyUs
Member
What is the purpose of the masks if they've already seen each others' faces?
Is hiding the face the power source?
magoo
Member
What is the purpose of the spin to put on the masks? I think that would make you hella dizzy and make you LESS effective in combat.
FuRyUs
Member
Not to the ninja....
magoo
Member
Maybe the mask catches all the puke from spinning so much before the fight. If they didn't spin so much they wouldn't need the masks but the spinning is tradition so....
FuRyUs
Member
You know the one in the yellow is a ninja cuz it says so on his forehead....
magoo
Member
Yeah. I wonder if when he was just starting out it said "Trainee."
FuRyUs
Member
And how is that 'fro not sticking out of the front of the mask anyway?
magoo
Member
Ninja magic?
FuRyUs
Member
Maybe the explanation was written on the back of his left sleeve....
magoo
Member
That is why they spin! Both the instructions for fighting and the ninja magic secrets are written on the inside sleeves but can only be seen when spinning at a rate of at least 20 rpm. NINJA *jazz hands*
Jhylla81
Member
... Patrick Swayze?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFez83-o04w
RedEyedJedi
Member
Btab
Member
I wish I could spin and then grow a mask on my face.
magoo
Member
I just wish I had something that said Ninja on it so people thought I was a ninja. I used to own a Kawasaki Ninja, but I never spun it around to get dressed so I don't think that counts.
FuRyUs
Member
Isn't advertising you're a ninja kinda just ruining the whole point of a ninja?
magoo
Member
I think if you can intimidate them right off the bat you have half your work cut out for you.
how did they change clothes when they spininng at the air
Jhylla81
Member
@ Mike 80
They're ninjas! Defying the laws of physics is what they do!
Pssst! Look behind you! A ninja... Opps! Too late! Sorry 'bout your head... At least you don't need to buy any more hats...
briscojr
Member
Thank you for pointing out this thread. OMG, how could so much awesomeness possibly exist in one movie?! I must see this immediately.
... Patrick Swayze?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFez83-o04w
I thought it was Hulk Hogan... if he were a Ninja of course. If only every job in life required you to wear a headband with your profession written on it, things would be much simpler.
Danger Man
Member
@ Briscojr I don't know that you'd get many undercover cops or spies to go along with that...not to mention all the hookers, pimps, and drug dealers.
I suppose if you were to lose your job, your headband would be taken away as well.
My headband would look frickin' awesome! 
briscojr
Member
If you lose your job your headband would just say "unemployed", and come on, if Ninja's, the stealthiest bad-asses out there, are going to wear a headband that freaking says NINJA on it, then everyone should! Especially hookers, pimps and drug dealers. And to be more specific, they need to say MALE or FEMALE hooker, which would have saved me a lot of embarrassment over the years.
@FuRyUs Please tell me this movie has no real plot, and is just fight scenes that are all this good/bad.
Gerrad
Member
Pretty sure the headbands were labeled so no one mistook them for gay Naruto Ninjas. They have some pride dammit.
seth_david_andrew
Member
Wait wait wait. Why did they think Jason Lee fighting Ian McKellen was acceptable?
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