someone watched Waterworld?? 
OliviaMunn.com » OFF TOPIC
Better Endings of movies.... - 159 posts
-
todosho
MemberPosted 8 months ago # -
Jhylla81
MemberI saw that shit-fest of a movie in the theater a couple of days before my b-day as a birthday present. Talk about a major disappointment. Goes to show that sometimes a then 14 year old doesn't know crap about how to tell if a movie will be good or not!
"No, it's not evil spirits. It's just rain. Rrraaiiinnn. Fine! Try and kill it!...Children!"Posted 8 months ago # -
FuRyUs
MemberWizard of Oz
The entire movie was not a dream, but the last few electrical impulses in Dorothy's brain as a massive cerebral aneurysm ruptures.
Her family, because of their lack of food, consume her, get afflicted by Kuru and live the remainder of their days laughing uncontrollably...
The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!
lolPosted 8 months ago # -
Jhylla81
MemberMongol
Cut out all the scenes with people just staring blankly. [thereby cutting out at least half of the movie] Replace with gory fight scenes. At the end, Bill and Ted show up in their time machine. Temujin eviscerates them, steals the time machine, and goes back in time, answering some age old questions:
"What killed the dinosaurs?"
"What happened to the settlers on Roanoke Island?"
"What happened to Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa, and Howard Hughs?"Posted 8 months ago # -
S0nntagskind
MemberRush Hour 3:
That movie is so bad and illogical, I don't think anybody could save it but
Chris Tuker (gosh, he is annoying) getting run over by a truck in the beginning of the movie and dying might help a bit...and throw some ninjas in there.Posted 8 months ago # -
JessE
MemberShrek
Shrek acts like a real ogre and eats everyone.Posted 8 months ago # -
Kris561
MemberTransformers 1 - The Decepticons win so that Transformers 2 is never made
Energizer Munny she keeps going... and going... and going...Posted 8 months ago # -
awalker
ModeratorDie Hard and Predator
email me with moderator questions/concerns/anything at awalker2334@gmail.com
http://twitter.com/awalker2334Posted 8 months ago # -
californianerd
MemberAgent Smith gets the code & destroys zion.. take that expressionless keanu reeves....Altho I loved the first alot
just not 2 & 3
http://twitter.com/californianerd <---stalk me & I'll stalk you too =]Posted 8 months ago # -
RedEyedJedi
MemberForrest Gump.......Forrest and son both get bird flu from that feather he keeps in his book, they die, the end.
Posted 8 months ago # -
todosho
Memberwhat about Die Hard awalker?!?
all of them kicked ass!!Posted 8 months ago # -
mr. and mrs smith they figured that they are agents so they adopted babies from different parts of the world
Posted 8 months ago # -
titanic, they all lived happily ever after at the bottom of the ocean.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Jhylla81
Member@ Mike 80
Until Aquaman and his mega-mullet starts harpooning them with his trident hand for kicks....Posted 8 months ago # -
@jhylla and then harpooning little mermaid
Posted 8 months ago # -
FuRyUs
MemberShawshank Redemption
Andy Dufresne contracts E. coli from crawling through 500 yards of feces. When Red arrives in Zihuatanejo, he arrives to find an empty beach.
Posted 7 months ago # -
tOaSt
Memberthe unborn......the trailer is the movie
im white just slightly toasted
http://www.myspace.com/toast_retardationPosted 7 months ago # -
todosho
MemberA.I.
gets crushed in a compactor.
movie ends in 20 mins, instead of it dragging for another 2 hours.Posted 7 months ago # -
FuRyUs
Member@todosho Or torn apart by Ministry....
Posted 7 months ago # -
Gerrad
MemberFunny People
There were actual funny people in the film.
Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_GerradPosted 7 months ago # -
Kris561
Memberone movie that doesn't need a better ending is Usual Suspects. The ending made what I thought was a drab movie a classic
Posted 7 months ago # -
terminator salvation
arnold but naked buff almost kill john connor
Posted 7 months ago # -
zniightmare
MemberBabylon A.D.
Having a better ending then "there's a storm coming and we need to go"
Posted 7 months ago # -
Jhylla81
MemberBraveheart- this...
http://tiny.cc/TDKVDPosted 6 months ago # -
rraws
Memberoff the top of my head saw 1....need to think about this one
http://twitter.com/rraws <---- its only protected because my brothers goggled it...so follow if ya want ; )Posted 6 months ago # -
Jhylla81
MemberSaw 1- Jigsaw is revealed to be Inigo Montoya. He then stabs Cary Elwes. THE END!
Posted 6 months ago # -
final destination series-- they all died
http://twitter.com/afronurse101Posted 5 months ago # -
Gerrad
MemberStaring at these Netflix ads for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button...
Better ending (this one dedicated to FuRyUs)
As Cate Blanchett cares for an increasingly young Brad Pitt, she decides to have one last roll in the sack with the love of her life, but is caught and arrested for child molestation and on pedophilia charges. She spends her remaining years in prison and dies branded a child molester without ever seeing her daughter again.
Posted 5 months ago # -
Shabazz
MemberThe Dirty Dozen
Everyone returns from the mission alive and they add a new member, ruining the group dynamic and their name.
Funny story, the Dirty Dozen is based on the true story of the Filthy Thirteen. My stepmom's dad was one of them. You can google The Filthy Thirteen, there are a couple books that explain the whole thing.
Posted 5 months ago # -
uɐʎɹ
MemberBambi - cut scene to venison dinner.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
twitter.com/upsidedownryanPosted 5 months ago #
