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Better Endings of movies.... - 159 posts

  • Started 11 months ago by FuRyUs
  • Latest reply from briscojr
  1. nickvfromthe313
    Member

    Trainspotting
    everthing in the starting is so shitty and then at the end its like a whole fresh new start.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  2. herb44
    Member

    @FuRyUs That's the same ending as the movie Cheaper by the Dozen

    Posted 11 months ago #
  3. FuRyUs
    Member

    or the Sound of Music....

    The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!
    lol
    Posted 11 months ago #
  4. MattJSour
    Member

    In Sleepless in Seattle, when Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks meet on top of the Empire State Building. I thought an asteroid should have hit the building like in Independence Day. That would have been awesome.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  5. RedEyedJedi
    Member

    I think Pinnochio would have been better if right when Pinnochio became a real boy, The Blue Fairy jumps out and says, "It's not me!" Then Pinnochio grabs an axe says "It was Satan!!!" and kills everyone, even the crickett!!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  6. FuRyUs
    Member

    Happiness

    Actually, that WAS a good ending...

    Posted 11 months ago #
  7. FuRyUs
    Member

    Weekend at Bernie's 2

    In the first 30 seconds of the movie, maggots pour out of his mouth.
    It's a fucking corpse!

    Also, Andrew McCarthy and Johnathan Silverman both die and never make another movie again....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  8. dzzy
    Member

    Wanted a bullet goes right though the guys head

    "I grew up with six sisters. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom."
    https://twitter.com/dzzy
    Posted 11 months ago #
  9. FuRyUs
    Member

    Return of the King

    That ENTIRE boat scene at the end never happens. Ugh!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  10. todosho
    Member

    Signs.
    movie ends when it fades to black.

    i actually would have recommended that movie to watch. but nope.
    Sha-ma-la-ma-ding-dong had to add the stupid water scene.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  11. Gerrad
    Member

    The Diary of Anne Frank...

    Oh wait... no that ended okay.

    Hugs and Kisses to All of Your Pink Parts.
    http://soundsoflightandfury.blogspot.com/ or http://twitter.com/_Gerrad
    Posted 11 months ago #
  12. FuRyUs
    Member

    Ghost

    Patrick Swayze goes to Hell where he belongs....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  13. Xsuit
    Member

    The Matrix Reloaded

    It's revealed that Colonel Sanders (The Architect/Bakaitis) is actually the Neo prior to the new Neo (Keanu).

    Posted 11 months ago #
  14. FuRyUs
    Member

    M.A.S.H.

    A bomb hits the camp. killing everyone.
    The television show is never made....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  15. magoo
    Member

    The Dirty Dozen

    Everyone returns from the mission alive and they add a new member, ruining the group dynamic and their name.

    "Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer.
    You have one full day to decide." Lord Humongous
    Posted 11 months ago #
  16. magoo
    Member

    Return of the Jedi

    NO PREQUELS ARE MADE.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  17. taoist23
    Member

    The Day the Earth Stood Still
    No remake

    Posted 11 months ago #
  18. magoo
    Member

    @Tao, yes.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  19. MoeV
    Member

    At the end of National Treasure, Nicolas Cage discover that not only is there no treasure, but he also discover that he can't act.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  20. FuRyUs
    Member

    Mask

    He wears a bag over his head the entire movie....

    Posted 10 months ago #
  21. FuRyUs
    Member

    Speed

    When they jump the gap in the bridge, the bus explodes....

    Posted 10 months ago #
  22. herb44
    Member

    King Kong doesn't die but becomes a shoe salesman and dies a little bit inside each day.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  23. badboys 2

    Posted 10 months ago #
  24. RedEyedJedi
    Member

    ....a figure walks up, and picks up the beheaded head of Weapon XI, as it tells him "Shhh!", he kicks the head away and says "Who are you supposed to be?" He then turns to the audience and reveils himself to be none other than The Merc with the mouth, The Crimson Commando, The Regeneratin' Degenerate........Deadpool! He then pulls out a spatula and asks the audience..."Let's say it together now......."

    Posted 10 months ago #
  25. ndmann55
    Member

    As soon as ET leaves Earth, he calls on the armada. The planet is captured and the humans are harvested.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  26. Schuey2k2
    Member

    Heat - Deniro manages to elude Pacino on foot. He then makes his way back to the car, and takes off with his girl to Fiji...

    Posted 10 months ago #
  27. FuRyUs
    Member

    Watchmen

    It ends about 2 and a half hours earlier....

    Posted 10 months ago #
  28. Anthony D
    Member

    Fury Re - Ghost
    Give it time. Not much longer now!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  29. Jhylla81
    Member

    Ghost RIder- After destroying Blackheart, Elvis escapes from hell and slaps Nick Cage with a copyright infringement lawsuit. That, and beats him half to death with a turkey drumstick.

    "No, it's not evil spirits. It's just rain. Rrraaiiinnn. Fine! Try and kill it!...Children!"
    Posted 10 months ago #
  30. FuRyUs
    Member

    @Jhylla81 He was his son-in-law for what? A month and a half?

    Posted 10 months ago #

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