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Better Endings of movies.... - 159 posts

  • Started 11 months ago by FuRyUs
  • Latest reply from briscojr
  1. FuRyUs
    Member

    Rudy

    When they are carrying him off the field, they drop him.
    He is then paralyzed from the nipples down.
    Now THAT is a game he'll NEVER forget....

    The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!
    lol
    Posted 11 months ago #
  2. Dave-O
    Member

    The Village- as soon as the 'coming attractions' finish playing, the house lights come up and I am spared 2 hours of torture.

    Any of you homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya.
    Posted 11 months ago #
  3. Grassy Grassy
    Member

    RocknRolla: everyone blows their craniums out in the first five seconds, then cut and paste the end of Dave's comment here.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  4. Craigaleg
    Member

    Lucky Number Slevin: It all came together...

    Posted 11 months ago #
  5. AnotherA
    Member

    Hot shots 1 or 2: cut out everything else and just give me 90 minutes of Lloyd bridges doing his thing.

    I've got a good feeling about you.
    Posted 11 months ago #
  6. Dave-O
    Member

    @Grassy- none of them rolled a 4 on their 20-sided dice?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  7. WizardOfWasz
    Member

    The Happening...never happened

    Posted 11 months ago #
  8. Tyler Durden
    Member

    Lord of the Rings
    Frodo dies in the woods and the wraiths grab the ring. 8 hours of white noise ensues.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  9. Genji
    Member

    end of Back to the Future 2...Doc gets hit by lightning while in the delorean and dies heroically after saving Marty from Biff, leaving Marty stuck in 1955 were he decides to "invent" urban skateboarding. thus...they never make Back to the Future 3.

    I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
    Posted 11 months ago #
  10. FuRyUs
    Member

    Passion of the Christ

    Three days later, he's still in the cave....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  11. Tyler Durden
    Member

    @Fury I'm not gonna lie, I loled at both of yours

    Posted 11 months ago #
  12. Grassy Grassy
    Member

    Alien. The second they see the alien bust out the chest they realize the horror and just flamethrower themselves to cinders.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  13. FuRyUs
    Member

    Posted 11 months ago #
  14. Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    The Shining: The damn hotel blows up like it is SUPPOSED TO.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  15. Genji
    Member

    @grassy before or after it sings 'hello my baby' -ah wait..different movie.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  16. Star Wars, The Death Star Blows up Endor then the Moon rather than waiting an hour for it to be in range... its the Death Star pplz....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  17. FuRyUs
    Member

    @Michelle Neither movie had him hitting himself in the face with a croquet mallet like in the book. That would have been the best scene. He was dancing the polka hitting his face to the beat. Why keep that out....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  18. Michelle (stompthewalrus)
    Member

    There's only so much you can include from the book in any movie, but jesus. They changed the whole fucking ending.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  19. BrandonBuck88
    Member

    The Departed

    When Mark Wahlberg shoots Matt Damon. Pretty Epic.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  20. Mach5
    Member

    episode 1: star wars the phantom menace

    darth maul escapes the battle with qui gon jinn and obi wan kenobi. he re-appears in episodes 2 and 3 to engergize the movies, and not drag them down like count dooku did (george lucas' writing didn't do the movies any favors either). darth maul needed to kick more double bladed lightsaber ass.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  21. adminDABIL
    Member

    The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

    Dr. Lizardo succeeds - 'cause John Lithgow is The Man

    Posted 11 months ago #
  22. drail
    Member

    I am legend ends the way the book said instead of Will Smith blowing up like a d-bag

    Posted 11 months ago #
  23. Shorebot
    Member

    The Watchmen: The epic tentacle alien thing shows up and psionic blasts the cities, instead of a stupid little blue light display.

    You have just wasted a few seconds reading this sig. Now go read it again.
    Posted 11 months ago #
  24. herb44
    Member

    In the Fast in the Furious everyone drives the speed limit and are actually quite content.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  25. FuRyUs
    Member

    JUNO

    The baby is stillborn....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  26. Dave-O
    Member

    You are good, FuRyUs. I want to live in your Hollywood

    Posted 11 months ago #
  27. AnotherA
    Member

    @Fury, Thats high-lari-as

    Posted 11 months ago #
  28. FuRyUs
    Member

    Posted 11 months ago #
  29. JessE
    Member

    Simon Birch all the kids drowned but Simon

    Posted 11 months ago #
  30. FuRyUs
    Member

    Big Chill

    2 words. Mass Grave....

    Posted 11 months ago #

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