Rudy
When they are carrying him off the field, they drop him.
He is then paralyzed from the nipples down.
Now THAT is a game he'll NEVER forget....
The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!lol
The Village- as soon as the 'coming attractions' finish playing, the house lights come up and I am spared 2 hours of torture.
RocknRolla: everyone blows their craniums out in the first five seconds, then cut and paste the end of Dave's comment here.
Lucky Number Slevin: It all came together...
@Grassy- none of them rolled a 4 on their 20-sided dice?
The Happening...never happened
Lord of the Rings
Frodo dies in the woods and the wraiths grab the ring. 8 hours of white noise ensues.
end of Back to the Future 2...Doc gets hit by lightning while in the delorean and dies heroically after saving Marty from Biff, leaving Marty stuck in 1955 were he decides to "invent" urban skateboarding. thus...they never make Back to the Future 3.
Passion of the Christ
Three days later, he's still in the cave....
@Fury I'm not gonna lie, I loled at both of yours
Alien. The second they see the alien bust out the chest they realize the horror and just flamethrower themselves to cinders.
The Shining: The damn hotel blows up like it is SUPPOSED TO.
@grassy before or after it sings 'hello my baby' -ah wait..different movie.
Star Wars, The Death Star Blows up Endor then the Moon rather than waiting an hour for it to be in range... its the Death Star pplz....
@Michelle Neither movie had him hitting himself in the face with a croquet mallet like in the book. That would have been the best scene. He was dancing the polka hitting his face to the beat. Why keep that out....
There's only so much you can include from the book in any movie, but jesus. They changed the whole fucking ending.
episode 1: star wars the phantom menace
darth maul escapes the battle with qui gon jinn and obi wan kenobi. he re-appears in episodes 2 and 3 to engergize the movies, and not drag them down like count dooku did (george lucas' writing didn't do the movies any favors either). darth maul needed to kick more double bladed lightsaber ass.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Dr. Lizardo succeeds - 'cause John Lithgow is The Man
I am legend ends the way the book said instead of Will Smith blowing up like a d-bag
The Watchmen: The epic tentacle alien thing shows up and psionic blasts the cities, instead of a stupid little blue light display.
In the Fast in the Furious everyone drives the speed limit and are actually quite content.
JUNO
The baby is stillborn....
You are good, FuRyUs. I want to live in your Hollywood
@Fury, Thats high-lari-as
Simon Birch all the kids drowned but Simon
Big Chill
2 words. Mass Grave....