Okay kids. I'm leaving for today, but I expect this to be at 1000 by tomorrow.
The God with Horns! Worship him, bitches!!!lol
White is not a color.
I think the turtle is the only four legged animal that is cut through out its entire life.
We can not truly see until we lose out eyes.
When you ask for advice, you already know the answer, you're really just looking for a confirmation.
Truth is only true if we all believe it
I"m still waiting for my subscription renewl bill to come. Yeah another year of Playboy Mens Magazine every month. This will make it ten years of playboy rolling strong every month to my mail box ;+).
Why is the music in Mega Man so addictive? I know its 8 bit but damn is it catchy!
My productivity would double if I had hands instead of feet.
Coffe talk subjects, go!
The radical reconstruction of the South after the Civil War was neither
radical nor a reconstruction. Discuss.
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss
Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither rafe nor fines. Discuss
Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss
Rhode Island is neither a road nor is it an island. Discuss
The Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss.
The Progressive Era was neither progressive nor an era. Discuss.
Where'd the mothafuckin' cheese go at?
The man who can smile when things go wrong has someone to blame it on
There's no job so simple it can't be done wrong
To estimate the time it takes to complete a task estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. Thus, we allocate two days for a one-hour task.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
I need to stop reading these forums and get fucking ready for shit that matters but I am an addict.
You can count on me, Steeple Chase, Private Eye.
I think man came across the wheel by accident. It started square and wore down into a circle.
WHO let the dogs out?
I wish there were superheroes.
When there is a double rainbow is Stevie Wonder twice as sad?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
ME enjoy creamy MILKSHAKES *trips, smashes through the forum wall*
bob sagat has a new sitcom
Why does everybody love Raymond?
Fortune cookies are full of shit!!!
My ass hurt!! should I have not got drunk and fell asleep while my cousin's gay bestfriend was in my house??? I locked my bedroom door... I think.
Would it be better to be born blind and not know what anything looks like or go blind and have to know what youre missing?
why does Time Warner Cable give me the WGN Chicago channel?
...ooouu! Alf is on
Do dryers really eat socks?
What would you call a bigfoot with out any legs?