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Gerrad on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Gerrad — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:26:26 +0000

My sex ed teacher has some 'splainin' to do then,.....

herb44 on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

herb44 — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:25:18 +0000

@Gerrad Just because you pull off doesnt mean she wont get pregnant.

Gerrad on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Gerrad — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:24:43 +0000

If I put some jam in her nose I could FINALLY pull off a strawberry shortcake.

TrojanMayhem (Minja) on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

TrojanMayhem (Minja) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:34:52 +0000

I prefer dead hookers but hey to each his own. Get your groove on robot dude.

magoo on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

magoo — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:59:10 +0000

@Herb - Honeymoon? She says that to me everynight! In the immortal words of Dr. Zoidberg, "Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!"

herb44 on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

herb44 — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:52:05 +0000

@magoo Is that what your wife said on your honeymoon?

Grassy Grassy on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Grassy Grassy — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:51:48 +0000

It says that, but with Hulk Hogan's voice.

magoo on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

magoo — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:48:56 +0000

I would only have sex with it if it was programmed to say "Bite my shiny metal ass."

Grassy Grassy on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Grassy Grassy — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:47:37 +0000

I would have sex with that robot after turning the lights down low.

herb44 on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

herb44 — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:28:48 +0000

Ive always wondered what happened to Helen Hunt.... actually Ive never wondered.

Loi on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Loi — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:51:05 +0000

@Dave-O imagine if it had a constant nag feature that broke so you couldn't turn it off, that would be horrible I wonder how well this sex robot would endure the penal system...?

aborring on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

aborring — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:44:48 +0000

i remember seeing this on the internet awhile ago..i think it would be weird to have sex with a robot..but thats just me..i prefer actual women

Gerrad on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Gerrad — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:43:45 +0000

@brisco I wonder what kind of food @FuRyUs will serve down there?

Dave-O on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Dave-O — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:42:34 +0000

They had me until the "it talks" part.

briscojr on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

briscojr — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:38:28 +0000

@Gerrad LOL. Hope we get good seats in hell.

Btab on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Btab — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:24:37 +0000

Oh, it's not Japanese? Faulty!

Gerrad on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Gerrad — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:50:47 +0000

Even I don't want to have sex with that. It looks like a stunt double from Life Goes On.

Laotsfan on "The future is here! ($7,000 sex robot)"

Laotsfan — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:34:06 +0000

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html</a> The inventor definitely looks the type!

Gerrad on "Colonels' Corner"

Gerrad — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:25:08 +0000

@CLC Same thing happened to me with a jelly doughnut. That was an awkward first date.

RedEyedJedi on "Colonels' Corner"

RedEyedJedi — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:38:30 +0000

Colonel Large Cock on "Colonels' Corner"

Colonel Large Cock — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:36:44 +0000

@Gerrad Coming from you, I consider that a real compliment! @Mr. Volkswagen I could just link to UD, but I prefer the personal touch. There are a few different definitions, the first involving a glass coffee table. One person lays under said coffee table whilst the other defecates on the table. Not to everyones taste, but who am I to judge? One word of caution though, a chick once asked me for a "Dublin Mudslide" so of course I obliged, only to find out she wanted the Ben and Jerry's flavor instead. I just threw in a few scoops of icecream and everyone was happy! There is also a glass bottomed blumpkin, which I'm sure Gerrad is familiar with. CLC

Scarfo on "Colonels' Corner"

Scarfo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:04:51 +0000

Thanks for the helpful advise CLC!

edub on "Colonels' Corner"

edub — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:20:04 +0000

Awe, my all time favorite thread. Always rewarding. I've been long in the know of a dirty Sanchez and a donkey punch, But Now I've been enlightened with a "Dublin Mudslide". As a Guinness enthusiast, I should have known better! Trying to learn something everyday. Today was no exception. Now what is a "glass bottom boat "? Salute to the CLC!

Gerrad on "Colonels' Corner"

Gerrad — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:27:16 +0000

I salute you CLC..... Just beautiful insight. You really are a worldly cock.

scottjc on "Colonels' Corner"

scottjc — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:58:24 +0000

if this thead didnt already take a turn for the worst... it just did

Paweezy Fosheezy on "Colonels' Corner"

Paweezy Fosheezy — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:55:57 +0000

lol

Colonel Large Cock on "Colonels' Corner"

Colonel Large Cock — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:31:58 +0000

Dear Scarfo, I'm glad to see you've discovered the treasure trove of knowledge that is the "Colonels' Corner" I'm going to give you advice similar to that I gave Rollie. The next time you have a bathtub threesome, I suggest you drop a deuce when you orgasm. I see this as a win/win situation. A. She either runs a mile and you never see her again, (without having to break up with her) or B. You've set yourself up for a lifetime of Chili dogs, Dublin Mudslides and Glass Bottom Boats. CLC

Scarfo on "Colonels' Corner"

Scarfo — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:44:49 +0000

whoa...and to think, I've been missing out on all this knowledge, for months now....Anyway, CLC, I have a question: I was having sexual intercourse with my female friend, while we was in the bathtub together. I orgasmed, but when she went to wipe me with a warm wash rag..I orgasmed even harder..so my question: How do I break up with my lady friend, since now I discovered my warm wash rag pleases me more then she does?

Scarfo on "When does the hooking up start?"

Scarfo — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:16:28 +0000

....did I miss out on any hooking up? (I hate it, when I do that...)

Paweezy Fosheezy on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

Paweezy Fosheezy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:35:33 +0000

lmao Only thing along these lines I've experienced was keeping a pack of gum in my pants pocket all day, then later that evening I apparently tasted "minty fresh". Heheh, I gave her a "just brushed feeling" all right. ;D