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		<title>OliviaMunn.com: Forum: Dating Tips - Recent Topics</title>
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			<title>Jaym on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/women-love-confidence-but-what-if#post-2801</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Jaym</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;What if you have nothing to be confident about?  How do you fake confidence?  I always hear that the thing women are most attracted to is confidence (followed by nice shoes, which I *totally* don't get.)  &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;But, I have no skills or talents to give myself confidence.  I have no physical attributes to give myself confidence.  I mean, I like who am I and what I believe in and wouldn't change the things I'm into and what I like for anything...&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;But I still don't have any confidence- and it's totally out of my control in most cases.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;So, how do you have confidence when you have nothing to be confident about?
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			<title>97Busch on "24 year old Virgin"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/24-year-old-virgin#post-35032</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 02:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>97Busch</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;HELP!!!
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			<title>AnotherA on "When does the hooking up start?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/when-does-the-hooking-up-start#post-817</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>AnotherA</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Has anyone seen another person from their area on the forum yet? Gender doesn't matter if we all cheer you on loud enough.
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			<title>Justin_of_A on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/pop-rocks#post-190</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Justin_of_A</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;****WARNING WARNING VIRGIN EYES STAY AWAY****&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Alright I guess you could call this a dating tip.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;You only need 3 things.&#60;br /&#62;
1. Pack of Pop Rocks candy&#60;br /&#62;
2. Your tongue&#60;br /&#62;
3. Female (preferably your girlfriend)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;ok once you have all 3 you're ready to begin....I wont be subtle&#60;br /&#62;
So next time you're going down on a girl, bust out a pack of Pop Rocks. Put some on your tongue and let it begin to pop, take your tongue and continue to go down on her. She will start to buck wildly from the pop, now dont lick to hard because it's still candy and down there is real sensitive. Once she starts to dig on your new technique, you can explore other ways to Pop Rock her, like when she's wet just sprinkle it on her there. Just a dating tip that is fun and sweet!!! Hope I didnt offend anyone
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			<title>phil4real on "Finally..."</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/finally#post-137754</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>phil4real</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;In about two weeks, my lovely girlfriend (and wifey to be   &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif&quot; title=&quot;:wink:&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt;  ) will be visiting me for 10 days. I am extremely excited and it's really hard to bottle my joy and happiness (especially in public). Here is where my OMFG pals come in, with all your great ideas and brainpower...toss me some ideas about how we should spend the hours during the day, I already have all 10 nights planned out  with plenty of romance and tear jerking expressions of love (I'm a hopeless romantic give me a break)  &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif&quot; title=&quot;:wink:&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt;                    :mrgreen:. All ideas are welcome, thanks everyone! (Olivia feel free to join                  :mrgreen:)
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			<title>KenBAMF on "I gave my wife..."</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/i-gave-my-wife#post-83626</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>KenBAMF</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;A foot rub at about 10 or 11ish est.&#60;br /&#62;
She came in the computer room about 10 mins(4:10 EST) ago and planted a high school style kiss on me, sat on my lap and just hugged me for like 2 minutes.&#60;br /&#62;
then she just got up and went back to  bed.&#60;br /&#62;
she has to be up for work in about an hour. I wish women knew how much that shit really means to us. shell be receiving another foot rub when she gets home tonight...  im still a little teary in the eyes.
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			<title>MoeV on "Is a lap dance the same as cheating?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/is-a-lap-dance-the-same-as-cheating#post-45863</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MoeV</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I remember Munn stating on Loveline, that she felt like a lap dance, while in a relationship, was the same as cheating. What do you guys think?
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			<title>oklahomapothead on "lookin for love in all the wrong places!"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/lookin-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places#post-39931</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>oklahomapothead</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;im a 32 year old man looking for love on the internet. i have been to all of the dating sights and i cant  get a woman to give me a second look. im just a video game nut and a pothead. what can i do to get women like you to like me?
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			<title>Kon Cade on "Would this be too much?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/would-this-be-too-much#post-20486</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Kon Cade</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I moved out to Maryland not that long ago after excepting a job out of college. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;When I first moved here, I didn't know anyone and went to Starbucks quite often to hang out and read.  There was a girl that use to work there, and I really liked her.  I talked to her on occasion, but was too nervous to ask her out while she was at work.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;However, in one of our conversations, I learned that she was only working part time at Starbucks while working full time at a company(L3) that is just across the street from my company(SAIC).  She recently quit Starbucks to focus on her full time career, so I no longer see her around, which is sad since I never got to ask her out.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I got this idea about a week ago, and it goes something like this:&#60;br /&#62;
I really want to walk into the building that she works at, dressed nicely (not too fancy though), and ask her out.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Is this at all a good idea? Does anyone have any pointers? Or should I just forget about it and move on?
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			<title>DoUbT3r on "what 2 do my x claims the baby might b mines ?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/what-2-do-my-x-claims-the-baby-might-b-mines#post-46015</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>DoUbT3r</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;she says the kid might b mines but dont want to know nothing about me n she should b done soon n she had her grandfather call me n tell me that i am psycho for trying to find out when she is due n if the kid is mine
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			<title>PASensation on "Nice Guys Finish Last?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/nice-guys-finish-last#post-17462</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PASensation</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It seems like no matter how nice and supportive I try to be to a girl, she never seems interested in me. Do I need an edge or something? Should I start acting like a complete jackass? What should I do?
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			<title>Loakum on "Horrible Dating Tips"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/horrible-dating-tips#post-95636</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Loakum</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hello my fellow OMFG members, &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;In our everyday lives, we run across so many helpful dating tips from day to day. Well I want to do the exact opposite, and ask for OMFG members to post positively horrible dating tips here.  Why? because  I'm a firm believer of  people learning just as much from  the bad, as much from the good.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Bad Dating Tip#1 -   When you're out on a date, always give compliments to the other surrounding people, looking more attractive then your date. For example: &#38;quot;Baby, that waitress way more attractive then you. Your father should had got her mother pregnant instead.&#38;quot;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;This tip will get a reaction from your date, whether you're male or female..or transgendered.
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			<title>nolimit974 on "[18+] Menthol Cough Drops"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/18-menthol-cough-drops#post-23415</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 02:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nolimit974</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I haven't gotten a chance to try it yet but a coworker told me about this.  Before you go down on your girl put  about 2 menthol cough drops in your mouth.  When you get down there do a little licking and then blow on it alittle.  He said ever women he has done this on goes crazy and just explodes.
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			<title>thevaz76 on "Pick-up lines"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/pick-up-lines#post-13767</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>thevaz76</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ok, let me start off by saying that I am indeed disabled.  &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;So, I thought of a pick-up line that I think is sweet, funny, non-vulgar, and should at least get a laugh.  The line is:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Would you be my Make-A-Wish.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Now, obviously, I couldn't just flat out say it, but if led into correctly and tactfully, do you think it would work?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;And, yes, I know pick-up lines are lame and I seriously doubt I'd ever actually say it to someone.   I'm just curious what you guys think.
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			<title>mlb923 on "Conflict of Interest"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/conflict-of-interest#post-122926</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>mlb923</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'm 22 and in the midst of a lifetime of singularity. I have been friends with a girl for the better part of the last two years and we have gone through periods of being really close and being friends of timing and convenience, if that makes sense.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Recently, the former has been the case.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I have liked her since the early stages of our friendship, but timing issues put a damper on any possibility of putting it out there with any real chance at success. Now she has a BF and I wish she didn't, but timing is still a looming issue.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;But the friendship is one of the best things I have going for me, which makes me hate feeling the way I do.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I don't know if this is anything uncommon, but it is a pretty big pain in the butt for me right now. Should I follow a &#38;quot;move on&#38;quot; mentality or &#38;quot;all good things come to those who wait&#38;quot;?
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			<title>IcemanIII on "Why guys should be &#34;chill&#34;"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/why-guys-should-be-quotchillquot#post-109066</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>IcemanIII</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Yall know what i'm not new to this type of thing (not to be braggin)....( sorta ) but dudes i'm kind of a &#38;quot;ladies man&#38;quot; if you will. But all my life (Ha all my life believe it or not i'm friggen 13 for god sakes) I've had a way with girls. as many of you saw my girlfrind i talk about is WWWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY out of my league. if i can do it so can you guys, just be chill first try to notice her enviroment, what kind of boys she dates. see how it effects her. if its bad then try to be the opposite. be her friend, be original, earn her trust, and if your still not with her either you need her to trust each other more or shes not the one for you. Dude love her before you try to get laid!! seriously! reply tell my how you think of this topic.
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			<title>IcemanIII on "I gots love problems"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/i-gots-love-problems#post-109096</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>IcemanIII</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Well if you recall me talking about my girlfriend then this should make a lot more sents. well it all started on a saturday night, idecided to call my girl friend and talk about us when she starts calling her friend. i start off my usual self when her friend starts to sound different in a good/ bad way. and i can tell she has feelings for me and on that next sunday is when she comfirms it buy saying very dirty things to me and doing the nasty to herself over the phone. and the bad thing is i love my girlfriend but i also think i'm getting feelings for her friend. what should i do, and i need a reply like now cause shes coming over today and she already told me what she wants to do to me and what she wants me to do to her.(in the nasty dirty way) tell me what should i do!!!  &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_question.gif&quot; title=&quot;:?:&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt;  :?:
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			<title>IcemanIII on "For all the ladies"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/for-all-the-ladies#post-109084</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>IcemanIII</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hey there ladies how are you. well i'm just here to give advice not to be cupid. but well if your having trouble with your boyfriend or husband i want you to find out what it is first but not directly asking him. kinda hint around it but no nagging we hate that. anyway once you find out i want you to do what makes him happy. like for example for at least twice a week ask him what he wants to do tonight. and i want you to be willing to because if you dont he'll fimd someone who is. well while your doing &#38;quot; that&#38;quot; i want you to do it like you never did before and ifyour like &#38;quot; well i dont know anything &#38;quot; well get some lessons and bring it on trust me he'll probably be on you 24/7 begging for you to do it again an i want you to play hard to get to make him do something for you for &#38;quot;that&#38;quot; its basically a win win. reply tell me if it worked or not. Please!
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			<title>IcemanIII on "What is best for protection"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/what-is-best-for-protection#post-105704</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>IcemanIII</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sup so... yeah um... what is the best protection for me without reprocausions or consequences? ( please let me know on the next &#38;quot; in your pants.&#38;quot;&#60;br /&#62;
                                 -Thanks
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			<title>IcemanIII on "Just date my girlfriend"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/just-date-my-girlfriend#post-107160</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>IcemanIII</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yall f*uck'n crazy she's all mine! and she looks like olivia munn
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			<title>thevaz76 on "Serious help please.  Thank you!!"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/serious-help-please-thank-you#post-53452</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>thevaz76</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ok.  I'm in a very awkward situation.  I've known this person for 6 years now.  About two months ago, we decided to try dating.  We didn't plan on anything serious, especially since she has a boyfriend.  She was just in a situation where she wanted to explore her options.  And I needed someone in my life.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Well, in that time we got very close.  We definitely love one another now.  And it IS love.  We've both expressed that on many occasions.  But because of bad timing and circumstances, we decided it was best to just be friends for now.  There's just too much going on in both our lives for it to work right now.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;But, here's the thing.  I can't get over her.  And it's not like it's just me.  I know she loves me too and 90% of all of this is just the bad timing.  I just don't know what to do with my feelings for her.  I made a promise to myself and her that I'd always be there as a friend and I intend on keeping that promise.  I can't lose her altogether.  I love spending time talking to her but it also kills me not being able to date her.  I just don't know what to do.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.  Thank you.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;And feel free to ask any questions!
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			<title>wesleyperson on "Im home all the time, and not that good at meeting girls"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/im-home-all-the-time-and-not-that-good-at-meeting-girls#post-107862</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>wesleyperson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hey olivia, im home all the time just gamming and hanging out on my computer. I dont really make new friends. So i never meet new girls. I wanna go out and meet new people just not really good at it. I never really know how to start a conversation.
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			<title>Jhylla81 on "Age Difference- Matter or Not?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/age-difference-matter-or-not#post-25650</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Jhylla81</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I have in the past dated a woman who was/is 15 years older than me [she's 42 now, so do the math] and have gotten a plethora of opinions on the topic. I personally feel that age is simply a number and if two consenting adults [18+] want to have an actual  relationship it shouldn't be a big deal. What do the rest of you think about this?
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			<title>comuNe on "Is it okay to tell her?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/is-it-okay-to-tell-her#post-73570</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>comuNe</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That she's my FINAL FANTASY?(:
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			<title>SlOm on "Dating Tips From a Pro[18+ maybe?] - Metrosexually is the word?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/dating-tips-from-a-pro18-maybe-metrosexually-is-the-word#post-53978</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>SlOm</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Can anyone confirm metrosexually is for both girls and guys? like clothing thing or something. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Well, it seems you singletons and virgitions need some tips(probably why you clicked this)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Well don't worry slom is here to save the day!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 1. Remember; all girls are not like Olivia. they all dont like pie and are as cool as her. some are bitchy, some are sensitive. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 2. never shit in front of your partner. remember girls, guys think girls dont shit just pee. and if u lay down a huge one that stinks up his place, you might as well put a sign on your back that says &#38;quot; i have stds&#38;quot; because you are never going to see him again.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 3. Do not go on a date to tacobell, or anything that makes the bowels work hard. the last thing you want is your mate to be pleasing you and all of a sudden they think your dog died.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 4. Be smooth!! Don't be clumsy and nervous because then you do stupid stuff and make yourself look like a fool. see here --&#38;gt;  &#60;a href=&#34;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHo9SadTvLk&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHo9SadTvLk&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 6. Wait.. what?&#60;br /&#62;
...moving on....&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 7. Make sure you bring enough money!! you will feel like the biggest dooche bag ever if you go out to a movie and bring 10 bucks. Always have a credit card or check as backup in case you do run out of cash.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tip 8. Fresh breathe!!!cant stress this enough! if you smell like you were just making out with your dogs ass, you are not getting shit. not a good bye kiss or a night capper. the only thing your getting is a long ride home of frustration and when you get home a sticky matress&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;i will add more tips in 15 hours when i wake up. holy hell im not gonna be feelin good tomorrow.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;anyways, enjoy the rest of  night you west coasters.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;best of luck with dating!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;love you oliviamunn.com people.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(by the way, the tips... well.. i hope you guys ar bright enough to figer it out. anyways im gonna puke. bye)
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			<title>sxemyk on "Moving on?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/moving-on#post-34289</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 21:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>sxemyk</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;how do you move on from getting your heart broken?
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			<title>nvilla06 on "Dating Anyone?"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/dating-anyone#post-400</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nvilla06</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I haven't been on a date in a long a** time , Im 20 years young any takers?
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			<title>noname on "women+pie"</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/womenpie#post-3022</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>noname</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It must be a sign- &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;pie + women = great success&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;picture very much is related and please don't be too jealous of my photoshop skills.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://i40.tinypic.com/2il1z54.png&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://i40.tinypic.com/2il1z54.png&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Jaym on "Gathering &#34;Hypothetical Dating&#34; Data..."</title>
			<link>http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/gathering-quothypothetical-datingquot-data#post-27164</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Jaym</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'd love some data on a hypothetical issue regarding dating, if you could help out.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;[Begin scenario]&#60;br /&#62;
A late 30's male, who is single, is interested in fit, younger women, preferably 5-10 years younger than him (or more). He finally finds a potential female to begin dating and at some variable point in time they spend the night together for the first time.  &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;At this point she discovers he requires a Bi-Pap machine to sleep with due to sleep apnea, which requires a gas mask face component hooked to the machine via hose, and eliminates any potential cuddling/spooning/kisses on the back/spontaneous sexual activity in bed and requires he always stay at his place since the rig is not portable.&#60;br /&#62;
[End scenario]&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Ignoring all other factors, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being &#38;quot;Unless he was already married, no woman is ever going to start a relationship with someone like that, he's going to be alone forever, become a Monk&#38;quot; to 10 being &#38;quot;Oh, women don't like to be held or otherwise cuddle in bed, and love sleeping next to men in gas masks because of their universal Darth Vader crush&#38;quot;, what numerical value would you assign the above situation?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Science thanks you.
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