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Gerrad on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:08:27 +0000

I'm more of a below the belt kinda guy

briscojr on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:05:02 +0000

Gerrad... masturbating... heads and shoulder above other guys?!?

dickbigdong on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

dickbigdong — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:58:06 +0000

lol ... no gerrard well unless there was a World Masturbating Championship then you may or may not be a top contender and that may give you confidence in yourself because you may or may not be heads and shoulders above other guys.

Gerrad on "24 year old Virgin"

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:49:53 +0000

Sobriety is the key then.... Well that and some kind of aging formula....

briscojr on "24 year old Virgin"

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:48:41 +0000

@Gerrad - I'm totally refusing to take part in the Lemon Party while I'm sober. His liquor cabinet is awfully impressive though. It might have the same effect that drinks (and whatever else) had on Britney when she decided not wearing underwear was a great idea. @Peaches - despite what you say, I'm still planning on doing that one sit-up before SDCC. I just hope my 48-pack abs don't scare you away.

Peaches on "24 year old Virgin"

Peaches — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:42:28 +0000

you can be good looking --- NO doesnt matter what the person looks like you can be rich.--- Nope, money or no money, it doesnt matter you can be built. --- NO! you can be a badass.--- a badass at video games? Yes! you can be famous. --- Nope :) In my opinion ..

Gerrad on "24 year old Virgin"

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:39:18 +0000

So your upset that you were invited too?

briscojr on "24 year old Virgin"

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:38:23 +0000

Did you see how much booze he's supplying for this party? It's going to become a Lemon Party whether people want it to or not.

Gerrad on "24 year old Virgin"

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:34:23 +0000

@brisco I always thought his friendship with minja and magoo was a little over friendly. Still, I dont know if I should be sad or grateful I wasn't invited. A little of both maybe?

briscojr on "24 year old Virgin"

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:28:17 +0000

@Gerrad - Dave-O is having a Lemon Party tonight. @JessE - Your answer pleases the smoke monster.

JessE on "24 year old Virgin"

JessE — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:25:06 +0000

@brisco why read the whole thread when I got you to do that for me? #poopisbrownsometimes

Gerrad on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:22:43 +0000

So your saying the answer isn't just bitterly masturbating anymore? My High School guidance counselor was WAY off....

dickbigdong on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

dickbigdong — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:20:16 +0000

see what BRISCOJR did there. he was comparing himself indirectly to me and at the same time announcing to the world that he is witty. he has me beat in wit. one of the attributes that i may or may not lack. im sure it gives him some confidence in himself because of it. the same with you thread starter. im sure there are attributes about yourself that you are confident about and others that you lack. my point is to work on those areas that you lack until you bring it up to a level that makes you feel confident about yourself OVERALL.

dickbigdong on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

dickbigdong — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:14:12 +0000

here's how to get your confidence up: intelligence: you need any work on this? maybe you need to read more. get more knowledge inside your head. be a very very "well read" individual. face: did you win the genetic lottery? if not then maybe get plastic surgery or you can just live with it. body: are you skinny or fat? work out. get muscle on your body. get a six pack. did wonders for "the situation" dangerous/tough: you a badass? can you beat down another man in a bar fight if one breaks out? maybe you need some jiu jitsu. some muay thai. wealth: no money? no fucking honey bitch. maybe you need to get a higher paying job. drive a BMW to impress them shallow bitches. may not be "who you are" but ur cock will thank you. fame: makes it real easy to start a conversation in a busy pub if there is a chance that the chick might know who you are. it's an incebreaker. the girl will be like "do i know you from somewhere?" there are more attributes you can work on then just these. pick one or two from this list and WORK ON THEM.

Gerrad on "24 year old Virgin"

Gerrad — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:12:36 +0000

@brisco you think that busch97 would admit he really got laid at a lemon party?

briscojr on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:10:14 +0000

Was the author of the book L. Ron Hubbard? Was the fat guy Kevin Smith? His confidence didn't help him on Southwest Airlines. Will the other 100 guys be naked? Are any of them named Vinnie? Guys named Vinnie are generally pretty damn cool, so that might lower my confidence since my name is not Vinnie. Ever notice Jay Leno's chin is really, really huge? Will he be at the party? My chin would look like a 10 compared to his. Unless you dig big chins. Damn it, now my chin is too small compared to his. Why doesn't L. Ron Hubbard write about chins more often?

briscojr on "24 year old Virgin"

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:02:57 +0000

@Jesse - yeah, didn't you read Page 4? He came back and gave us an update. We're still waiting on pics to prove it actually happened though. Folks need to read the threads they're replying to. #JustSayin'

JessE on "24 year old Virgin"

JessE — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:58:48 +0000

Did 97Busch get laid?

dickbigdong on "Women love confidence... but! What if..."

dickbigdong — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:58:36 +0000

here's an example of what it mans to be confident. i was reading a book about personally development and the author used this example of what it means to be confident. there is this really fat guy that seems to be smiling and just the life of any party he is at. beautiful women are all over him. how is this fat, jovial guy able to get all those beautiful women. well it turns out he is worth over $100 million. thus he has a "i can care less attitude' whether any women rejects him or not. he can move to the next one. now it's the same kinda confidence if a guy is good looking. if some chick rejects him HE KNOWS he can get another. here's another example. if you were in a room with 100 other guys and had to compare yourself to them on all attributes(lets say 10 attributes... looks, intelligence, success, wealth etc etc) and you feel that you are up there with the best of them then of course you will be confident. if you dont feel you are near the top then of course you confidence will be low BUT you can work on those areas that will then bring your confidence up. you get what im saying?

briscojr on "24 year old Virgin"

briscojr — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:51:05 +0000

Not sure why the hell you're resurrecting this, but it's kind of funny that the one thing Olivia has replied to is you shouldn't be overconfident. So do ALL girls really like it? To quote her reply from here: <a href="http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/women-love-confidence-but-what-if/page/3" rel="nofollow">http://www.oliviamunn.com/forum/topic/women-love-confidence-but-what-if/page/3</a> "Don't be overconfident if you do have a lot to be proud of it- it's annoying." It's like she replied to you from 10-months in the past.

dickbigdong on "24 year old Virgin"

dickbigdong — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:42:00 +0000

here's a tip for all guys that ALL girls really like... CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE whatever you do to get confidence is up to you. there are many paths. you can be good looking. you can be rich. you can be built. you can be a badass. you can be famous. etc etc etc

Scarfo on "When does the hooking up start?"

Scarfo — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:16:28 +0000

....did I miss out on any hooking up? (I hate it, when I do that...)

Paweezy Fosheezy on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

Paweezy Fosheezy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:35:33 +0000

lmao Only thing along these lines I've experienced was keeping a pack of gum in my pants pocket all day, then later that evening I apparently tasted "minty fresh". Heheh, I gave her a "just brushed feeling" all right. ;D

Gerrad on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

Gerrad — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:19:08 +0000

To be honest, this thread seems kind of mild now... Hooray for desensitization!

seth_david_andrew on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

seth_david_andrew — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:34:58 +0000

Why does this thread keep showing up? Just when I thought I was out, They keep puuullling me back in. PostScript: Bifurcated Penis Candy Cunnilingus.

Jack on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

Jack — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:49:15 +0000

Noted.

MegaMeagan on "[18+] POP ROCKS!!"

MegaMeagan — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:35:28 +0000

I've tried this. You can tell it's a man who posted this because women know that "popping" is not a sensation you want. It doesn't feel good. Sugar is also very dangerous to have around the vulva, even when it's in lube, because it causes infections. If your girlfriend acts like she digs this, she's probably faking it.

belle on "Finally..."

belle — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:36:13 +0000

magoo on "Finally..."

magoo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:22:12 +0000

@Belle - In an attempt to derail this thread (and for you only): <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM</a>

belle on "Finally..."

belle — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:12:44 +0000

I knew as I was typing that I should word it differently...